Skitzocow Eelkat Wendy C Allen - Gypsy Witch Voodoo Preistess

[InternetPhantom]

( No need for detail, she doxxed herself for us )

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat
( She uses the Autism Awareness Car )

( Pink Elf cosplay )

( My roosters and animals... Killed by a man stalking me )

A lot of you already know me, but if you don't, my name is EelKat Wendy Christine Allen. I am the founder of the Procter & Gamble Boycott; the "Gypsy witch" from Stephen King's movie The Thinner (not the actress in the movie, but the REAL Gypsy witch the actress acted out); and owner of the World's Most Haunted Car, the real life car Stephen King's "Christine" was based off of.

I am an author, artist, & art car designer. I began publishing stories in 1978. Since than I have published 170+ novels, 600+ short stories, 2,000+ non-fiction articles, a few Disney comic book scripts, and a few dozen stage plays. I am also a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey Marija Loa to Damballa Weddo and the current Queen of the Scottish Gypsy clan of Maine.

I have lived in Old Orchard Beach, on the Ricker Homestead (aka the filming location of the movie The Thinner) since 1975, where I write my books, grow insane amounts of rose bushes, and build the wild art cars, locals know me for, including The Dazzling Razzberry aka The Autism Awareness Car and No Hurry/Rosebud aka The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus.

From 1997 to 2013 I was active on 300+ forums and 60+ social network accounts, at one point having a fan base of 3 million followers across these accounts.

On November 14, 2013, I simply vanished offline. Paralyzed/hospitalized and with no way to contact you to tell you what happened, EelKat simply disappeared from the internet without a trace, not to return again, until: March 30, 2016.

At some point between November 2013 and August 2014, a hacker took over nearly all of my online accounts and has been impersonating me on forums and social networks for the past 3 years.

After being beaten/paralyzed I have been offline, recovering & relearning to walk & type. I am now returning online, crippled for the rest of my life (I will never be able to walk unaided again & can only type with 1 hand now). I am returning online after 3 year medical leave, to find that nearly all of my social network and forum accounts were hacked/hijacked by an unknown troll who has spent the past 3 years impersonating me online and, near as I can tell, doing quite a bit of damage to my reputation.

I have shut down most of my social network and forum accounts as I am simply not medically able to deal with the mess the hacker has made of my online accounts, and seeing how I am not yet recovered enough to type, to tell you why I was offline the last 3 years, I have now started a YouTube channel to talk to you via videos instead.

The hacker was able to impersonate me on forums, largely because of the autonominity of forums - you can not see my face or hear my voice to know if it really is me on the other side or not. For this reason I have shut down my forum accounts and from now on will be talking to you via YouTube videos so that you can see my face and hear my voice and know for certain, you really are talking to the REAL EelKat and not someone trying to deceive you by impersonating me.

Yes, after 3 years of medical hell, I'm back online. These first few months I'll be testing video making, so expect crappy videos at first while I figure out how to make them. Look for my none-test "actual" videos (filmed in my writing office instead of my car) to start showing up after September 23, 2016.

In the meantime, I am looking for ideas and suggestions from my fans, for what kind of videos you want to see me start making. I'm taking your ideas and requests now, and will start making your requested videos in September 2016.

If you have questions you want me to answer in an upcoming video, or have an idea for a video for me to make, you can send your questions and/or ideas to me at:

EelKat Wendy C Allen
146 Portland Ave
Old Orchard Beach, ME 04064-1520

(Yes, I do save all your postcards, cards, and letters. I started collecting your wonderful fan mail in 1997 and haven't thrown any of them away. I still have every single letter, postcard, and card you've ever sent me. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I love it when you send me postcards of your home town. Thank you so much for sending them!)

Welcome to my YouTube Channel, please subscribe to get updated on the newest videos.Thank you for stopping by and as always, have a great and glorious sunny shinny day and may all your clouds be lined with rhinestones.

Hugs and kisses to my wonderful fans. Love you all! Talk to you again soon.

~EK

You can also find me on:

Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/author/eelkat

FaceBook:
http://www.facebook.com/EelKat

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/EelKat

Zazzle:
http://www.zazzle.com/eelkat

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey Marija Loa to Damballa Weddo and the current Queen of the Scottish Gypsy clan of Maine.

@Gym Leader Elesa how do you feel about her appropriating your culture

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

@Gym Leader Elesa how do you feel about her appropriating your culture

I can't believe that someone is trying to usurp my title as Queen of the Scottish Gypsies!

 

[GS 281]

( No need for detail, she doxxed herself for us )

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat
( She uses the Autism Awareness Car )

( Pink Elf cosplay )

( My roosters and animals... Killed by a man stalking me )

A lot of you already know me, but if you don't, my name is EelKat Wendy Christine Allen. I am the founder of the Procter & Gamble Boycott; the "Gypsy witch" from Stephen King's movie The Thinner (not the actress in the movie, but the REAL Gypsy witch the actress acted out); and owner of the World's Most Haunted Car, the real life car Stephen King's "Christine" was based off of.

I am an author, artist, & art car designer. I began publishing stories in 1978. Since than I have published 170+ novels, 600+ short stories, 2,000+ non-fiction articles, a few Disney comic book scripts, and a few dozen stage plays. I am also a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey Marija Loa to Damballa Weddo and the current Queen of the Scottish Gypsy clan of Maine.

I have lived in Old Orchard Beach, on the Ricker Homestead (aka the filming location of the movie The Thinner) since 1975, where I write my books, grow insane amounts of rose bushes, and build the wild art cars, locals know me for, including The Dazzling Razzberry aka The Autism Awareness Car and No Hurry/Rosebud aka The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus.

From 1997 to 2013 I was active on 300+ forums and 60+ social network accounts, at one point having a fan base of 3 million followers across these accounts.

On November 14, 2013, I simply vanished offline. Paralyzed/hospitalized and with no way to contact you to tell you what happened, EelKat simply disappeared from the internet without a trace, not to return again, until: March 30, 2016.

At some point between November 2013 and August 2014, a hacker took over nearly all of my online accounts and has been impersonating me on forums and social networks for the past 3 years.

After being beaten/paralyzed I have been offline, recovering & relearning to walk & type. I am now returning online, crippled for the rest of my life (I will never be able to walk unaided again & can only type with 1 hand now). I am returning online after 3 year medical leave, to find that nearly all of my social network and forum accounts were hacked/hijacked by an unknown troll who has spent the past 3 years impersonating me online and, near as I can tell, doing quite a bit of damage to my reputation.

I have shut down most of my social network and forum accounts as I am simply not medically able to deal with the mess the hacker has made of my online accounts, and seeing how I am not yet recovered enough to type, to tell you why I was offline the last 3 years, I have now started a YouTube channel to talk to you via videos instead.

The hacker was able to impersonate me on forums, largely because of the autonominity of forums - you can not see my face or hear my voice to know if it really is me on the other side or not. For this reason I have shut down my forum accounts and from now on will be talking to you via YouTube videos so that you can see my face and hear my voice and know for certain, you really are talking to the REAL EelKat and not someone trying to deceive you by impersonating me.

Yes, after 3 years of medical hell, I'm back online. These first few months I'll be testing video making, so expect crappy videos at first while I figure out how to make them. Look for my none-test "actual" videos (filmed in my writing office instead of my car) to start showing up after September 23, 2016.

In the meantime, I am looking for ideas and suggestions from my fans, for what kind of videos you want to see me start making. I'm taking your ideas and requests now, and will start making your requested videos in September 2016.

If you have questions you want me to answer in an upcoming video, or have an idea for a video for me to make, you can send your questions and/or ideas to me at:

EelKat Wendy C Allen
146 Portland Ave
Old Orchard Beach, ME 04064-1520

(Yes, I do save all your postcards, cards, and letters. I started collecting your wonderful fan mail in 1997 and haven't thrown any of them away. I still have every single letter, postcard, and card you've ever sent me. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I love it when you send me postcards of your home town. Thank you so much for sending them!)

Welcome to my YouTube Channel, please subscribe to get updated on the newest videos.Thank you for stopping by and as always, have a great and glorious sunny shinny day and may all your clouds be lined with rhinestones.

Hugs and kisses to my wonderful fans. Love you all! Talk to you again soon.

~EK

You can also find me on:

Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/author/eelkat

FaceBook:
http://www.facebook.com/EelKat

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/EelKat

Zazzle:
http://www.zazzle.com/eelkat

I just went through a shitload of their tweets and its all ads and retweets. Do they have any content to this greater than 88k twitter posts that you know of? Their Facebook is the same.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

I just went through a shitload of their tweets and its all ads and retweets. Do they have any content to this greater than 88k twitter posts that you know of? Their Facebook is the same.

She has a webzone too.

http://www.eelkat.com/

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

WTF is an art car and why does hers look like shit?

 

[Ambivalenz]

I just went through a shitload of their tweets and its all ads and retweets. Do they have any content to this greater than 88k twitter posts that you know of? Their Facebook is the same.

Holy shit. I *have* dealed with EelKat on a different forum years ago but as far as I know she was either banned there, and/or deleted pretty fucking everything. The impersonating story is 100 % BS. EelKat has seriously posted 20k posts as comments constantly, the same thing as reposted in the OP. She accused one forum member iE to have cast some sort of spell on her to kill her.

Let me see, EelKat survived a bomb in her trailer from a disgruntled ex-lover, plus Hurricane Katrina which left her homeless and almost dead. There was some third incident she survived but I forgot which one. Her husband was some Iraq/Afghanistan vet who was extra shipped in after she went missing. He also is some 70+ year old who controls her life, iE when she goes for a ride she has too less gas so she has to spend the night somewhere in the wilderness. She is also not allowed to sleep inside because reasons. Plus two tard wranglers are needed 24/7 due to her disabilities.

Her author status is ridiculous. She does publish a ton but it sells exactly nothing. She is also a superfamous and very, very, VERY rich author under a secret pen name, like if you combine Stephen King and JK Rowlings you get EelKat famous.

She also posted pics of her cars, some super polished oldtimers with rimstones fucking everywhere, and her home is so famous that thousands of tourists come to see her every day.

Totally, completely and unashamedly insane.

 

[DrainRedRain]

Let me see, EelKat survived a bomb in her trailer from a disgruntled ex-lover, plus Hurricane Katrina which left her homeless and almost dead. There was some third incident she survived but I forgot which one. Her husband was some Iraq/Afghanistan vet who was extra shipped in after she went missing. He also is some 70+ year old who controls her life, iE when she goes for a ride she has too less gas so she has to spend the night somewhere in the wilderness. She is also not allowed to sleep inside because reasons. Plus two tard wranglers are needed 24/7 due to her disabilities.

I find this very unbelievable for some reason...

so expect crappy videos at first while I figure out how to make them.

I have this feeling that ALL her videos will be crappy, doesn't matter how much she 'figures out' how to make them.

 

[Ambivalenz]

I find this very unbelievable for some reason.

Can you guess why? lol

That´s just what I could remember on the fast, but that was the kind of stories she was telling. AFAIK she is heavily into the whole gay pride/raising awareness thing, like genuine into it. IMO claimed tranny status too. The gypsy queen thing is familiar.

She is also hunted by the Mafia but no one can find her, you know? Never mind posting her address and everything. EelKat herself leads a Mafia organisation, no really. She inherited the position from her uncle - who was murdered - but is seen now as a traitor since she split away from them. She didn´t want to have murder and such on her name.

 

[DrainRedRain]

Can you guess why? lol

That´s just what I could remember on the fast, but that was the kind of stories she was telling. AFAIK she is heavily into the whole gay pride/raising awareness thing, like genuine into it. IMO claimed tranny status too. The gypsy queen thing is familiar.

She is also hunted by the Mafia but no one can find her, you know? Never mind posting her address and everything. EelKat herself leads a Mafia organisation, no really. She inherited the position from her uncle - who was murdered - but is seen now as a traitor since she split away from them. She didn´t want to have murder and such on her name.

Yes, lol!
You want to know what I really think? Some of the lolcows we see here must be suffering of Pseudologia Fantastica (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathological_lying), because its not possible for rational and normal human beings to lie like this and still think thats its completely plausible. They pull the most fantastic tales that only makes sense on their head.

 

[Ambivalenz]

From the time on the forum she certainly doesn´t see herself as a liar, but really believes those stories. For EelKat those things are really happening, even they are so completely out of touch with reality like nothing else. It´s advanced ADF level, if you like.

At first she was kind of seen as eccentric but more or less liked on that particular forum. Sure, she wrote ass length posts probably no one bothered to read in full but it was getting more and more... weird with time.

She was/maybe still is, mostly writing some really, really obscure erotica short stories, like tentacle sex or w/e but those are merely a couple of thousands words long, at max 10k. That´s why she has hundreds of "books" published. Something a good and experienced writer can shit out in a day or two. Other forum members began to question her when she claimed she sold 7000 books in a single day but her Amazon ranking was basically non-exist.

There was also something about an incest book she wrote, and only one printer in town was brave enough to lay his hands on it, that taboo. Of course no one has ever seen it since it is so taboo that it is officially prohibited from getting published.

 

[DrainRedRain]

She was/maybe still is, mostly writing some really, really obscure erotica short stories, like tentacle sex

There was also something about an incest book she wrote

Why I'm not surprised...

From the time on the forum she certainly doesn´t see herself as a liar

when she claimed she sold 7000 books in a single day

Yeah, thats why I tought about the 'Pseudologia Fantastica' thing. She doesn't even know that shes lying majority of the time. I'm a bit sad, but disgusted at the same time, because you know, incest and all...

 

[InternetPhantom]

And she's still going...

 

[zyklonbarbie]

I couldn't even press play on any of the videos because the screen teasers were setting off all kinds of internal alarms that there'd be some psychedelic nightmare ahead that would leave recurring flashbacks for the rest of my life.

Also, do you think her hair's ever seen a bottle of shampoo in her life?

 

[Frequency Wizard]

There was also something about an incest book she wrote, and only one printer in town was brave enough to lay his hands on it, that taboo. Of course no one has ever seen it since it is so taboo that it is officially prohibited from getting published.

I spent a little bit of time on this forum as well, and I remember laughing my ass off about this story. Something about her only being able to sell her underage incest erotica in a local backwoods adult bookstore. Eelkat is a legend. Last I remember everyone has her posts on ignore because she posts nothing but pages of insane bullshit.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Infodump (Small one as I am preoocupied)

https://disqus.com/by/EelKat/

(Author site)
http://www.authorsden.com/visit/author.asp?authorid=32767

(Linkdin)
https://www.linkedin.com/in/eelkat

(Weird gofund me)

www.gofundme.com/eelkatvetbill

 

[Ambivalenz]

I spent a little bit of time on this forum as well, and I remember laughing my ass off about this story. Something about her only being able to sell her underage incest erotica in a local backwoods adult bookstore. Eelkat is a legend. Last I remember everyone has her posts on ignore because she posts nothing but pages of insane bullshit.

LOL

When I first encountered EelKat I didn´t think she was that bad. She had people talking to her, seemed okay even a bit on the strange side but then for some reason her posts were taking a hard and fast nose dive. IDK it seriously took some time to see how fucking nuts she really is.

One thing I found remarkable is that you can´t really provoke her. When she was called out, b/c she was clearly contradicting herself from one comment to the next, or something was so obvious not possible, she simply left the discussion and never posted in the thread again. A couple days later she started posting about something else, and ignored the rest.

Anyone taking a look at her website? http://www.eelkat.com/ It´s fun. There must be thousands and thousands of links and posts, videos and what have you. I couldn´t navigate shit there. It´s so overloaded with crap it´s fantastic. Like she collected every little scrap of info of the last decades on it.

 

[Lucy_Goosey]

Holy shit. I *have* dealed with EelKat on a different forum years ago but as far as I know she was either banned there, and/or deleted pretty fucking everything. The impersonating story is 100 % BS. EelKat has seriously posted 20k posts as comments constantly, the same thing as reposted in the OP. She accused one forum member iE to have cast some sort of spell on her to kill her.

Let me see, EelKat survived a bomb in her trailer from a disgruntled ex-lover, plus Hurricane Katrina which left her homeless and almost dead. There was some third incident she survived but I forgot which one. Her husband was some Iraq/Afghanistan vet who was extra shipped in after she went missing. He also is some 70+ year old who controls her life, iE when she goes for a ride she has too less gas so she has to spend the night somewhere in the wilderness. She is also not allowed to sleep inside because reasons. Plus two tard wranglers are needed 24/7 due to her disabilities.

Totally, completely and unashamedly insane.

Some of the best of this is that the people who supposedly did these things to her change all the time! Trust me, I've been accused of bombing her house, running her down, hacking her sites and forums, etc., ad nauseum. Further, during the time that she was 'recovering' and 'not able to be online and someone was impersonating' her, she was seen all over town. It would be bloody hysterical if I wasn't the object her her affection.

And yes, she was banned. One of the first fully banned there, and a legend for her beautiful and ever-changing beliefs - religious, about life, and how things have happened to her.

Also, she doesn't own the land she lives on, the town does and let her live there because it's easier than dealing with the downright craziness. The family lost the land due to not paying taxes. The land was not where Thinner was filmed, and she was not the old gypsy the movie was based on. Yes, a tiny part of the movie was filmed the next town over, but that was all of one day of shooting. So much crazy, so little time!

 

[Betonova]

This has to be the most craziest cow on the farms I've seen by far after looking at her channel.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

WTF is an art car and why does hers look like shit?

Most famously, they're a series of BMW road and race cars that BMW commissioned famous artists to paint, starting in 1976. (This image being the M1 painted by Andy Warhol)

I reckon hers decidedly aren't as good.