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It's been theorized that Chris's overall social skills have declined since his days of regular social functioning at Manchester High School, and to a lesser degree, PVCC. (Compare his tone and mannerisms in Song of Christian and one of the recent Tomgirl vids) This has no doubt gotten worse over the years due to his banishment from several public places, his withdrawal from the internet, and the death of Bob.
There's been a million threads about this, but sooner or later, OPL is going to be all alone in 14BC, banned from public places, banned from Church, his Facebook asspat squad getting tired of his bullshit and moving on with their happy successful lives. He'll be completely isolated, too old for gainful employment. As he rapidly ages due to his sloven lifestyle, people will have less and less sympathy for him, looking down on him as that dirty old psycho.
Prolonged extreme isolation of the kind Chris will soon endure has been scientifically proven to drive even the sanest among us batshit crazy. As in, hallucinations, Time Cube-level delusions... all manner of batshittery. It's probably why Barb is so crazy with her hoarding and Greene County conspiracies. With the death of the only remote voice of reason in la Casa de Chandler, she and Chris are mutually trapped in their own, pitiful echo chamber where the crazy self-perpetuates. Chris really believed he was skinny, young, and beautiful based on parental coddling... he thought he had a billion fans, he thought his art was professional-quality. When Barb dies off, we can only imagine the kind of madness that will befall Chris. When vidya and Family Guy become his only indirect exposure to the outside world, how low will Chris descend?
I predict lapses into slumber, stress-sighing, delusional dreams, more Sonichu adventures drawn in secret, depicting the gruesome deaths of old foes he hasn't seen in years. He'll completely lose his mind, his ability to communicate and behave like a normal human being. All those years of learning to talk will go to waste. Even before Bob died, Chris was dressing up like a woman and going on dates with blowup dolls out of a delusion that a beautiful young nymph will come along and serve him for the rest of his life... all out of pity for this sad, lonely tomgirl with rage. I mean, he wears a bra! He understands me as more than a sexual object... maybe. As Vivian predicted, Chris is failling down further and further in a downward spiral. The best years of his life are long gone. Much to the delight of A-Logs, misery and death loom for our Pet Lolcow.
On the bright side, do you think he'll start making bizarre videos again to escape his extreme solitary confinement to the hoard?
Of course not. We can dream, though...
What do you guys think will result from such loneliness?
There's been a million threads about this, but sooner or later, OPL is going to be all alone in 14BC, banned from public places, banned from Church, his Facebook asspat squad getting tired of his bullshit and moving on with their happy successful lives. He'll be completely isolated, too old for gainful employment. As he rapidly ages due to his sloven lifestyle, people will have less and less sympathy for him, looking down on him as that dirty old psycho.
Prolonged extreme isolation of the kind Chris will soon endure has been scientifically proven to drive even the sanest among us batshit crazy. As in, hallucinations, Time Cube-level delusions... all manner of batshittery. It's probably why Barb is so crazy with her hoarding and Greene County conspiracies. With the death of the only remote voice of reason in la Casa de Chandler, she and Chris are mutually trapped in their own, pitiful echo chamber where the crazy self-perpetuates. Chris really believed he was skinny, young, and beautiful based on parental coddling... he thought he had a billion fans, he thought his art was professional-quality. When Barb dies off, we can only imagine the kind of madness that will befall Chris. When vidya and Family Guy become his only indirect exposure to the outside world, how low will Chris descend?
I predict lapses into slumber, stress-sighing, delusional dreams, more Sonichu adventures drawn in secret, depicting the gruesome deaths of old foes he hasn't seen in years. He'll completely lose his mind, his ability to communicate and behave like a normal human being. All those years of learning to talk will go to waste. Even before Bob died, Chris was dressing up like a woman and going on dates with blowup dolls out of a delusion that a beautiful young nymph will come along and serve him for the rest of his life... all out of pity for this sad, lonely tomgirl with rage. I mean, he wears a bra! He understands me as more than a sexual object... maybe. As Vivian predicted, Chris is failling down further and further in a downward spiral. The best years of his life are long gone. Much to the delight of A-Logs, misery and death loom for our Pet Lolcow.
On the bright side, do you think he'll start making bizarre videos again to escape his extreme solitary confinement to the hoard?
Of course not. We can dream, though...
What do you guys think will result from such loneliness?
he can now buy all the games, toys and bras he pleases.
underneath. Sell copies of Sonichu for a few bucks. He could make a living, not a great one, but one. Fuck, he could probably get some cons to pay him to show up. Happens all the time with z-grade celebs. Including way more boring internet famous people than Chris.
