Jesus, this looks incredible. Come make food for me forever.
I love eggs. They're versatile and you can eat them for any meal. Hard boiled are the best, but imo they take a lot of effort so they're more of an occasional treat. I know you can buy them at the store boiled already but they seem like they'd be rubbery or otherwise disgusting and they're expensive anyway.
My favorite way to make scrambled eggs is to crack two into a bowl, add a splash of tard cum, and whip the bejeezus out of them, and then cook them over medium heat until they're nice and fluffy. Add salt and pepper (and ketchup if you're feeling froggy) and you can't go wrong.