Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

What's next for Luke?

  • Kills himself when he realizes that surgical mutilation isn't a magic cure-all to his problems

    Votes: 77 36.0%
  • Becomes obsessed with perceived flaws and goes on a never-ending treadmill of plastic surgeries

    Votes: 66 30.8%
  • Becomes addicted to painkillers

    Votes: 26 12.1%
  • Finds some new autistic fixation and chases after it

    Votes: 34 15.9%
  • Parents force him to work to pay off the $20k he owes them for covering his dick chop

    Votes: 4 1.9%
  • Realizes he's miserable because of his horrible personality, changes, becomes functioning citizen

    Votes: 7 3.3%

  • Total voters
    214

The Littlest Shitlord

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I have feeling that's gonna change soon
Indeed. It's not just that he's a mentally ill socially maladroit autistic weirdo tranny, although that by itself is pretty alienating. It's that he seals his fate by choosing to associate with other similar people, who are by nature thin-skinned narcissists who are quick to take offense and will never forgive once they do.
 

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Him talking about enemies, specifically the term enemy, reminds me of Something Awful trannies talking about posting enemies. Is this a narc thing? It just seems like weird label to me. There is a good chance that the people who Luke thinks of as enemies don't know he exists. Maybe they did at one time and there was a twitter spat, but don't think about him on a regular basis. It strikes me as incredibly self-centered to believe there are people sitting around plotting your demise like it's some sort feud between high school cliques. I have no doubt Luke and other histrionic trannies believe they are in one and the craziest thing is that it might be true for some of them. There are definitely discord cabals and other sort of faggotry surrounding these people. There just isn't any evidence they're targeting around Luke.

I have never heard someone in civilian life refer to someone else as an enemy. It happened in the military sure, but those were people actively trying to kill us. I know there are people who don't like me. Some of them are assholes. Some of them have good reason because I was an asshole. I'd never call any of them my enemy. Not even the ones I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. It just doesn't seem to fit to me. I'm sure most of them don't waste their time thinking about me and that's definitely mutual. I assume that's how average people past puberty handle this kind of stuff.
 

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Him talking about enemies, specifically the term enemy, reminds me of Something Awful trannies talking about posting enemies. Is this a narc thing? It just seems like weird label to me. There is a good chance that the people who Luke thinks of as enemies don't know he exists. Maybe they did at one time and there was a twitter spat, but don't think about him on a regular basis. It strikes me as incredibly self-centered to believe there are people sitting around plotting your demise like it's some sort feud between high school cliques. I have no doubt Luke and other histrionic trannies believe they are in one and the craziest thing is that it might be true for some of them. There are definitely discord cabals and other sort of faggotry surrounding these people. There just isn't any evidence they're targeting around Luke.
It's more of a maladjusted nerd/social anxiety thing. Troonery often ascribes malice where none exists so that when other people react poorly to you, it's because they're transphobic, and not because you're an annoying sperg.
 

The Final Troondown

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He's on the train to Seattle looking as feminine as ever
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Sir! Sir! You forgot your scythe!

How dare you. She is a beautiful video game protagonist and you're just jealous of this all-American woman.
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Maybe it’s just me but I like to think I’d need a little more than ‘we move some fat from somewhere to... somewhere else’ before I let someone cut into my face with a scalpel
In what world do you not hire an interpreter? The clinic probably just threw a lab coat on the janitor
 

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Luke spends his first night in Seattle getting the important things done.

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Sometimes I'll wonder if I'm being an autistic weirdo about something; a hobby, location, whatever. Then I read one of Luke's long screeds about a mediocre video game and realize that I'm in the clear. I like how he's been in the city for a day and he's already determined that he stays strictly downtown. I know he know he planned that in advance given his ubanophilia, but the way he states it as fact like he's some Manhattenite who hasn't ventured above 10th St in a decade because of the poors makes me laugh.
 

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Sometimes I'll wonder if I'm being an autistic weirdo about something; a hobby, location, whatever. Then I read one of Luke's long screeds about a mediocre video game and realize that I'm in the clear. I like how he's been in the city for a day and he's already determined that he stays strictly downtown. I know he know he planned that in advance given his ubanophilia, but the way he states it as fact like he's some Manhattenite who hasn't ventured above 10th St in a decade because of the poors makes me laugh.
Like I was saying upthread, that might have a lot to do with simple mobility as much as his weird obsessions. It's not like just hopping the NYC subway uptown. Getting out of that part of Seattle to anywhere worth going and getting back is a pain in the ass without a car.
 

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So did he smell like rotting watermelons?
From the background of his hideous selfies, he was in a roomette at the other end of the consist. I was just in coach going a couple hundred miles to the kind of place he thinks is full of zombies, enemies, and murderous rural game developers.

My sympathies for the car attendant who had to disinfect and air out a roomette after about 40 hours of occupation by Luke.

EDIT: I hope they at least burned bed sheets.
 

Angry New Ager

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Well, he did one smart thing by not bringing his car. The neighborhoods around downtown Seattle are a nightmare to park in; whatever shithole he's renting probably doesn't offer parking; and to rent a space is insanely expensive. If you park your car on the street, some shithead will break into it, and even people with good executive functioning end up getting parking tickets.

And remember--this is the dumbass who, while living in Philly, left all his earthly possessions in his car, parked on the street, and was absolutely shocked when it got stolen and everything taken from it. Having lived in Philly, he'd no doubt make the mistake of thinking Seattle is so much safer and less crime-ridden, and do the same thing again.

Anyway, it's not like he's going to want to drive out of the city to go hiking and look at nature, or experience any neighborhoods that aren't within the dense urban core (Ballard, Wallingford, and Green Lake are all safe). I can't see him going much beyond Belltown/SLU/Downtown/Capitol Hill, and for that he won't need a car at all.
 

Kosher Dill

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We should set up a fund to buy Twitter Blue subscriptions for our "persons of interest". I'd chip in for a year of service.
 

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Luke once again shows a bit of self-awareness regarding his own arrested development in a thread he started to complain about high school and other people's arrested development.

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I knew he was going to go full babbies first apartment by buying a bunch of Ikea stuff and get frustrated when it doesn't go together perfectly. It doesn't look like he's got a lot of room if that is in fact a bed that goes above a desk like it looks like.

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He already made a friend last night by hammering in the evening and they didn't seem very tolerant of it this afternoon. My guess is they got annoyed last night and now have no tolerance for their new noisy upstairs neighbor. Looks like he made his first enemy in Seattle. This did get me wondering about how so many people working are from home through video calls and how people living in apartment buildings may be less tolerant in general of noise no matter the hour.

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I didn't see any mention of when he's starting his new job, but he did make mention of a wallpaper for his work computer.
 

Hugbox Kommissar

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Oh hey there late oughts edgy, atheist, libertarian Luke. Its been a while.
He already made a friend last night by hammering in the evening and they didn't seem very tolerant of it this afternoon. My guess is they got annoyed last night and now have no tolerance for their new noisy upstairs neighbor. Looks like he made his first enemy in Seattle. This did get me wondering about how so many people working are from home through video calls and how people living in apartment buildings may be less tolerant in general of noise no matter the hour.

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Which could easily be smoothed over with a face to face conversation buuuuuuut...
 

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Which could easily be smoothed over with a face to face conversation buuuuuuut...
That was my thought as well. Go down the next morning, apologize, and tell them you'll be building furniture again today because you just moved in, yadda yadda. Ask if there is a good time to do it so you won't interrupt a work call, napping child, or whatever.
 

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