Video Eli declares INTERNET FATWA on the entire Social Justice/Feminist movement, doxxes himself -

[blackie toy]

The specific house is noted in public records as being a 1BR/1 bath, 980 sf interior... very much more of a cottage than an actual house.

There's some weird shit in the records about the ownership. I won't say anything here, but it's leaving me scratching my head. I think we should question this info disclosure for now.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

The specific house is noted in public records as being a 1BR/1 bath, 980 sf interior... very much more of a cottage than an actual house.

There's some weird shit in the records about the ownership. I won't say anything here, but it's leaving me scratching my head. I think we should question this info disclosure for now.

our main lead is McManus since that is the name that pops up when searching for the most recent owner

 

[Optimus Prime]

The internet lumberjack for a new generation?

Well, it sounds cooler than just bringing in a bunch of water bottles and drenching the place into an electrical fire.

Of course, if Eli does somehow manage to succeed in critically damaging one of Tumblr's server locations (no fucking way Tumblr is based in one building alone), it probably would be the single greatest attack on the SJWs by crippling their sperg channels for a few hours.

Of course there isn't a chance in hell he's not going to get caught but whatever powers exist, they seem to smile upon him since he pretty much lived out a stoner movie action parody in the middle of a fucking war zone and the only casualty was Operation Green Machine back in the states.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Looks like he got scammed in Runescape

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Stay frosty, marines - by oh-eight-hundred we'll be reinforced by Eli's army of Canadian hookers. Flynt doesn't stand a chance.

 

[waffle]

Honestly, there's no telling what will happen. Eli seems to have some borderline magical power to just wander in and out of shit with no consequences. I'd love to see the fallout if he just wore the go-pro the entire time he was up north.

 

[Android raptor]

Y'know, if someone were to break tumblrs servers I can't say I'd think it was all that bad a thing to do. I actually support this mission even though it certainly won't work, least of all because its Eli.

Shine on you crazy, hairy diamond. Shine on.

 

[Kool Kid Kue]

"je suis stryker" holy fucking shit

 

[Boundman]

Chris is in court soon, Jace has a car crash, Eli is going to do a frontal assault on Tumblr, Peter Coffin gets exposed again and Wu is freaking out.

2015 is shaping up to be a wild ride.

Back on topic, I think it's a decoy - he's dumb enough to forget that saying the bait address and saying "you don't know where I am" are contradictary.

 

[cans.wav]

I called the number on file with the address (if someone picked up ie Eli or Jayce I planned to hang up) and Eli's on the answering machine.

 

[Zim]

Thank you Deagle Nation. You've upped the bar for stupidest crap ever. You are truly an hero.

 

[XYZpdq]

When the camera's just Eli's face it reminds me of Clutch Cargo with the floating lips.

 

[The Joker]

Eli is so stupid that it is kind of heart warming. He is the stupid yet lovable sidkick Jace needs.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I called the number on file with the address (if someone picked up ie Eli or Jayce I planned to hang up) and Eli's on the answering machine.

This could be exploited oh so horribly...

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

I called the number on file with the address (if someone picked up ie Eli or Jayce I planned to hang up) and Eli's on the answering machine.

do you mind recording it?

 

[Billy_Sama]

I don't know whats more incoherent, Eli's speaking or music editing.

Other than that, Eli is turning this lolcow marriage between Wu and Jace into a ménage à trois.

 

[cans.wav]

This could be exploited oh so horribly...

do you mind recording it?

All he says is the number, i'm not here at the moment and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.

He must have not been high when he recorded it as it sounded like his voice but coherent.

 

[Poo]

This isn't real... is it?

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

This is Chris levels of stupid. Goddamnit, Eli. Nothing will happen except maybe ween calls but goddamnit Eli.

 

[Tookie]

The number coming up on white pages sites for the address is listed for the previous owner who has passed away (McManus). The property records show it was inherited by someone with a different last name but McManus as her maiden name. I wouldn't bother calling it.