Eli General Thread -

[press1forjews]

I REALLY want to know where Eli is right now. Out "Disabling Comms" right now? Back home Runescaping? Jace had said the this OP would require two cars. KOP, Wu, Journalists, and even Kiwis in most threads Eli is only mentioned by Jace offhandedly. Sure Jace is in a bad place, but Eli is out there, somewhere, probably high as fuck. Fingers crossed he's safe at the Cottage; but even then if Jace goes to jail, will Eli be able to keep the cottage?

 

[iloveallah]

Jace ‏@ParkourDude91 2h2 hours ago
I ordered Eli to bring his sword to the Reddit server building in Toronto yesterday. Now I cant reach him + he missed his scheduled check-in

RIP Eli, good luck at Canadian Guantanamo Bay.

 

[press1forjews]

RIP Eli, good luck at Canadian Guantanamo Bay.

I hope this is another false flag, wouldn't be the first time.

 

[KingofManga420]

I hope this is another false flag, wouldn't be the first time.

He's probably standing around high off his tits, holding a Katana expecting a taxi to come for some reason. I wouldn't be too worried.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Chances are that Eli is doing what he did in Israel, except instead of riding a camel around in the desert, he's trying to wrangle a moose in the wilderness while baked out of his mind.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

i'm curious whether or not eli's real name is "elijah mcmanus" because there are no records of anybody named that anywhere in massachusetts that i can find

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

He's more likely to break his leg skiing while drunk

 

[Spork]

Chances are that Eli is doing what he did in Israel, except instead of riding a camel around in the desert, he's trying to wrangle a moose in the wilderness while baked out of his mind.

Did anyone else just get the mental image of Eli riding a moose into Reddit's HQ while waving a sword around?

 

[Handsome Pete]

Did anyone else just get the mental image of Eli riding a moose into Reddit's HQ while waving a sword around?

If I ever own a van, that's what I want painted on the side.

 

[KingofManga420]

Guys. I finally pinned down what Eli reminds me of after much pondering.

You know those silly old timey cartoons where there's a baby that wanders around doing random stuff that should kill it but because the great animator wills it the baby never dies?

Eli is basically that baby all grown up and his time in Israel proved that.

 

[millais]

We'll have to see about that come next Thanksgiving Day.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Did anyone else just get the mental image of Eli riding a moose into Reddit's HQ while waving a sword around?

Your comment inspired me to make this masterpiece...

 

[CornetteFace]

Not to be nitpicky, but that's not a moose.

That's a pair of reindeer/cariboo

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Not to be nitpicky, but that's not a moose.

That's a pair of reindeer/cariboo

Well, it was all I could find when googling "Man riding Moose" or "Man on Moose". That last one...well...nevermind. >.>

 

[CornetteFace]

Well, it was all I could find when googling "Man riding Moose" or "Man on Moose". That last one...well...nevermind. >.>

BAM! and a president no less

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Not to be nitpicky, but that's not a moose.

That's a pair of reindeer/cariboo

Do you expect Eli to know the difference?

 

[Killbot 2000]

I REALLY want to know where Eli is right now. Out "Disabling Comms" right now? Back home Runescaping? Jace had said the this OP would require two cars. KOP, Wu, Journalists, and even Kiwis in most threads Eli is only mentioned by Jace offhandedly. Sure Jace is in a bad place, but Eli is out there, somewhere, probably high as fuck. Fingers crossed he's safe at the Cottage; but even then if Jace goes to jail, will Eli be able to keep the cottage?

I hope Eli is ok, I don't really like the guy but I seriously don't want him to die. Hell, even him going to jail would seriously suck.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I hope Eli is ok, I don't really like the guy but I seriously don't want him to die. Hell, even him going to jail would seriously suck.

Yeah, he's a racist dumbass, but he's totally harmless.

 

[KingofManga420]

Yeah, he's a racist dumbass, but he's totally harmless.

I think he's pretty likable as far as unlikable fellows go, compared to Tyce who we all literally cheered when there was a video of him being assaulted released.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Has there been any word at all from Eli since Jace ordered him to go Zandatsu on the tumblr servers?