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It's not impossible. Let's hope for a sit-rep within the next few weeks.
I dunno, the Deagle Nation crowd are usually good about checking in online even when their parental figures are fucking with their online. If Eli could play Runescape and upload vlogs in Israel he definitely could send at least one Tweet in Canada.
Eli got lucky sneaking the incognito weapon past TSA into Israel, maybe that luck ran out at the Canadian border with his fucking katanas and telling the border agents he's a warrior.
Eli got lucky sneaking the incognito weapon past TSA into Israel, maybe that luck ran out at the Canadian border with his fucking katanas and telling the border agents he's a warrior.
Flowers For Sonichu
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"Hello and welcome to Canada, for what reason are you visiting?"
"I'm above your pay grade, fag!"
"I'm above your pay grade, fag!"
MurcDusen
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There was no incognito weapon, that was just false-flag intel Jace and Eli made up as they revealed after Operation Tupacalypse was over. I think the Eli got busted option is, sadly, the most likely at the moment. If he had what he showed in the packing video, he had a (cheap) katana and an airsoft submachine gun, and more concerning, Jace mentioned home-made bombs he was supposed to blow up the servers with.
PsychicFish
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If he'd been busted, we'd surely have heard about it, especially after the Halifax thing. You'd think they'd have associated the two things together, and kiwifarms being common to both, and we'd have heard *something*.
ETA: Likewise, if he'd just gone missing, we'd likely have heard about it given that his dad was with him, and he wouldn't be assumed to simply be a runaway. Kids don't go missing when with their parents on holiday that often.
Not to mention, if Eli commits any kind of military-themed stupidity, his family will know exactly who to blame. Phone calls with Gail can't be fun, but I think they'd make an exception if their son got detained at the border.
Maybe his family staged some kind of intervention. It wouldn't be unheard of with this lot.
Gorogoroth
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Let's not forget he's probably at least 21. I think he's outgrown the run away category.
Sammy
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I'm thinking this. Eli comes from a well to do family, they were even pushing him through College, since most venues of employment don't read resume's filled only with exploits of McNugget and Mouse experimentation, how well you can skate board, and undercover missions to foreign countries to rescue dead rappers and assinat- I mean, uh, "Cultural studies."
Recently, possibly because of Jace's influence, he's kind of been a train wreck. A college dropout who (through nebulous circumstances) travels around to foreign countries and lets freeloaders live in their parent's property (possibly running a drug farming operation on said property, not sure if Eli's parents ever really learned this), jumps off of balconies at family gatherings breaking his leg and injuring himself, and goes on vacations with Japanese swords, Xbox games (for reference material), and webcams strapped to his head. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the whole vacation thing was a false flag to begin with.
"Hey.. uh... dad, isn't like... Can-canad-
Hey d-
Hey dad, isn't Cannnuh, Canada like, that- way?"
"Yes, son, we're going to Canada. Aren't you excited to try their famous maple syrup and see their wonderful mounted police force? Perhaps we can go watch some Hockey."
*Makes a left turn towards the Sanitarium*
"Maple syrup is gay."
"....Sure son, whatever you say son. Everything will be all right...." A moment passes, where Eli's father's chokes back a sob, then regains his composure, "... in Canada. We won't get any Maple Syrup.... In Canada."
"Hey, D'-dad, who- those guys in the white science coats- the-they look gay."
"They're just the boarder patrol, nothing to worry about son, we'll be in... Canada... soon."
Eli's father's car continues down the driveway towards the Sanitarium, and to their fates.
So has Eli been found? Been too busy in real life and don't want to just read the thread over all the other random info.
I just want the answer to my question.
I just want the answer to my question.
Dang, it did NOT have to be. But Jace is just that kind of forever-pissed freakshow that needs to send out field agents on useless reconossaince missions.
Then there's this fucking Gamergate. If it weren't for that, there would have been no Wu, and if it weren't for that, Jace wouldn't have made another enemy to be mad at.
I'm honestly surprised though, at how Jace used Eli like he did after Eli bombed and wasted tens of thousands of Jace's dollars, and he still thinks Tyce is a traitor?
Then there's this fucking Gamergate. If it weren't for that, there would have been no Wu, and if it weren't for that, Jace wouldn't have made another enemy to be mad at.
I'm honestly surprised though, at how Jace used Eli like he did after Eli bombed and wasted tens of thousands of Jace's dollars, and he still thinks Tyce is a traitor?
Flowers For Sonichu
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Deagle Nation are a bunch of wild and crazy guys, aren't they?
Has Eli ever experienced sobriety?
Was I the only one expecting this to take a much darker turn straight out of Of Mice and Men?
Yeah, there's also the possibility that while mostly sober and hanging out with his dad skiing he realized sleeping on a kitchen floor surrounded by filth while a schizo yells at a computer isn't so fun.
Sammy
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Man, that would have been funnier.
Jace, loading a plastic tiger stripped Desert Eagle Airsoft gun, crying, "Eli, tell me again about the Gamer Nation..."
Eli, staring forward, petting a dead mouse wearing a turban,
"D-dude, its-
d-dude, it- it-
dude
Dude its going to be sick. we're- we'll have like-
It'll be sick.
Dude.
There'll be like,
weeeeeed, and like-
TEECHHYAAAAAAHHH
So there'll be like- there'll be weed and-
and I'll get pussy, man, I'm- I'm good at getting pussy."
Jace looks to the body of FramerGirl420, her neck snapped, before raising the Airsoft gun to Eli's skull, he turns to the computer in the corner, looking directly into the glowing LED, indicating his webcam is active. He sniffles, and breathes heavily.
"Hnnghgg, press one, gamers, if I should shoot my best friend. Press one, gamers, PRESS ONE.
PRESS OOOOONE
PREEEESSS OOOOOOOONNNE"
Eli cuts in, "Dude, sto- stop being gay-"
"SHUT UP ELI! RESPECT ME!"
"PRESS OOOOONEE!!
PRESS OOOOOOOOOHOOOUUUNNNNE!!
PRESS OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!!"
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