Eli General Thread -

[buttsbuttsbutts]

It's a slow time in Deagle Nation history, so I guess I'll repost this request from the daily diss #5 video:

This is an old video, but I believe at 2:14 you can see one of those red helium tanks people always post on 4chan about how they're going to use it to kill themselves. I tried to grab the video but none of the shitty sites I tried to use will work. Anyone else able to confirm? You can see it a little earlier in the video, but this is the best shot. Unfortunately the shit's so blurry when I try to pause the video to take a screen it makes it pointless to even bother.

I guess they're huffing it or some shit?

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's a slow time in Deagle Nation history, so I guess I'll repost this request from the daily diss #5 video:

The tank is full of weed smoke. Eli needs to wear an oxygen mask hooked up to it.

 

[millais]

Has Eli ever experienced sobriety?

In the phone conversation with his mom while in Israel, Eli seemed pretty alert and coherent with practically zero slurring. Barring the delusions of being a secret agent, it almost seemed like he was holding a normal conversation with someone. And he must've been sober for some time during his mission to Israel since he was complaining of having run out of weed in one of his video logs.

 

[KingofManga420]

In the phone conversation with his mom while in Israel, Eli seemed pretty alert and coherent with practically zero slurring. Barring the delusions of being a secret agent, it almost seemed like he was holding a normal conversation with someone. And he must've been sober for some time during his mission to Israel since he was complaining of having run out of weed in one of his video logs.

Yeah I know, it was an in joke no one seemed to pick up on.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Yeah I know, it was an in joke no one seemed to pick up on.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Is Eli still in Canada?

 

[Dalcon]

He's in Canada. Or grounded. Or in an institution. Or in prison. Or back in Israel. For all we know he might be buried under the Weed Shack.

 

[XYZpdq]

He's in Canada. Or grounded. Or in an institution. Or in prison. Or back in Israel. For all we know he might be buried under the Weed Shack.

Tranny Hookers need to be dispatched to dig up the body and confirm.

 

[introman]

The playboy needs to teach this asian dude about flirting with women.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

The playboy needs to teach this asian dude about flirting with women.

Eli is the solution to all of the loveshy's problems. With a little help from the IcyPlayboi, even the most powerleveled wizard will have a line outside waiting for their Six Fucks (Because They Fuck Girls That Is).

 

[Alex Krycek]

The playboy needs to teach this asian dude about flirting with women.

I suspect he could teach @Holden a thing or two.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

On a related note, re-reading Eli's lovequest pussyquest is one of the things that gets even funnier now that we know that DN is [REDACTED]. Goddamn, even as a fictional character with nothing to lose, it must have taken balls to write that kind of stuff.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

so, is Eli dead?

 

[millais]

so, is Eli dead?

Still MIA in Canada for all we know.

 

[Tookie]

so, is Eli dead?

He is Deagle Nation's Winter Soldier now, roaming the wastelands of Nunavut in search of Reddit's servers and Inuit pussy.

 

[Totenkopf]

Does Canada waterboard people?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

According to Jace's latest tweets it seems like Eli is in jail. Based on Trailer Park Boys' depiction of jail in Canada, I'm guessing he's having the time of his life

 

[Totenkopf]

According to Jace's latest tweets it seems like Eli is in jail. Based on Trailer Park Boys' depiction of jail in Canada, I'm guessing he's having the time of his life

"Julian, don't be dissing jail, man. We've had some good fucking parties in there. We have good friends in there. They fed you, you use their gym. Come on, don't be dissing jail It's not fucking cool." - Ricky

Poor Eli though

 

[Darwin Watterson]

On a related note, re-reading Eli's lovequest pussyquest is one of the things that gets even funnier now that we know that DN is [REDACTED]. Goddamn, even as a fictional character with nothing to lose, it must have taken balls to write that kind of stuff.

What are you talking about? Who's fictional?

 

[KingofManga420]

What are you talking about? Who's fictional?

Spoiler: Ultimate Prankmaster