Eli General Thread -

[Florence]

Hmmm... If you squint he kinda looks like a fat Watermelon.

 

[MegasHant]

Hmmm... If you squint he kinda looks like a fat Watermelon.

Maybe, to me he looks like Tommy Wiseau

 

[XYZpdq]

The Operation Wupocalypse Videos of Eli in Canada: Witness AN Bedazzling agent and his journey across the canadian wasteland as he Hunts for facts
A Podcast featuring Eli, Tyce and Me

So it looks like Eli may have escaped Canada alive and well.

 

[MurcDusen]

So it looks like Eli may have escaped Canada alive and well.

Just because you get out of Canada alive doesn't mean you're well. I can't imagine Eli not having some major shellshock or something after what he must have been through in there.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

To survive Israel but to get lost in Canada is just a real representation of how retarded this guy is, how he should not be trusted by people who call themselves "The Commander" and why he should just drop off and go away, which he did and I am glad for it.

Tyce is better as Jace's sidekick.

 

[KingofManga420]

To survive Israel but to get lost in Canada is just a real representation of how retarded this guy is, how he should not be trusted by people who call themselves "The Commander" and why he should just drop off and go away, which he did and I am glad for it.

Tyce is better as Jace's sidekick.

Eli is pretty chill and I bet he would smoke weed and play Pokemon with you if you were nicer to him.

 

[José Mourinho]

Surprised that his recent tweets are not posted yet.

 

[The Master Debater]

I REALLY want to know where Eli is right now. Out "Disabling Comms" right now? Back home Runescaping? Jace had said the this OP would require two cars. KOP, Wu, Journalists, and even Kiwis in most threads Eli is only mentioned by Jace offhandedly. Sure Jace is in a bad place, but Eli is out there, somewhere, probably high as fuck. Fingers crossed he's safe at the Cottage; but even then if Jace goes to jail, will Eli be able to keep the cottage?

From the videos it looks like the cottage is in the woods... Maybe it's their hideout that people know about?