Eli Eli's homecoming videos [ONGOING] -

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it begins...

 

[DeagleDad420]

Video description

Hey Daily Teens
Eli Here Typin This Shit From A Stolen Wifi Lol #Hacked Like I Just Made This Vid Cuz I Kinda Just Got Back From Canada,Recorded This Earlier 2Day I Know U Guyz Havent Heard From DN In A While I Guess Jacez Mom Flipped Shit At Him Cuz Da FBI Took Hiz Computer Away After Da Brianna Wu Shit And Idk Where Tyce Is I Think Hez In Ohio But Like I Basically Got Arrest In Fuckin Canada Cuz Of This Shit Where I Broke Into This Fuckin Computer Building N Startd Wailin At Computerz N Shit Wit My Sword Cuz I Thought Thats Where They Were Hostin Th Brianna Wu Tumblr Servers I Was Tryn 2 Kill TrannyNet But I Guess I Was Wrong Cuz It Was Tha Canadia Broadcast Center And I Just Broke A Few Of Their Comps But Like The Judge Basically Said Fuck U Ur Goin 2 Jail And I Was Like Thats Whack Dude And Now Im Back On These Streets Lookin Mean N Lookin 2 Party With Some Chicks Or Maybe Some Fuckin Coronas Who Knows Lol Gotta Get Back 2 The States First Haha Comander Says Hes Got A Mish 4 Me So Who Knows Peace Bros Eli Out

Also Eli has dreads now.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Eli had to sell his Runescape character? Damn, man...

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Damn man, and I was looking forward to maybe playing that Runescape with the master

 

[KatsuKitty]

What's with the kneepads?

Also, Eli doesn't even know what state he's in. He thinks he's in New Hampshire, but that's the Wells Amtrak Station in Maine. He really is this stupid.

 

[Falcon Lord]

Semper Fidelis to all are armed Elis!

 

[Guardian G.I.]

If anyone cares, judging by the video, it was shot at Wells Amtrak railroad station.
Google Maps places it here.

 

[Tookie]

That person sat next to him on the bench and listened to the whole thing with surprisingly little reaction.

 

[Amo Bishop Roden]

We have lost a true Runescape compatriot
RIP DarkSlayerZ

 

[The Dude]

He looks like a stoner Jedi.

 

[Anus]

He put the camera atop his head like a stoned idiot. Cause he is a stoned idiot. But we love him anyway.

 

[Skeletor]

Godspeed, DarkSlayerZ. Another fallen soldier in the battle against the Wu-Tang Tran.

 

[Konstantinos]

Eli had to sell his Runescape character? Damn, man...

War is hell. You've got to do some dire shit if you want to survive.

 

[Omega Rhythm]

So, according to the description, Eli went and broke into the Canadian Broadcasting Center, which is here:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/C...2!3m1!1s0x882b34d6d27e828b:0x7c5132f735d581a8

And Eli wanted to go to find Tumblr servers in Canada, which don't seem to exist.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Eli had to sell his Runescape character? Damn, man...

The struggle is real for Deagle Nation, bro. Glad to see Eli is alive and well, though. I heard Canadian prisons have personnel that are in league with the Tranarchy.

 

[Epithet]

Im loving the karate gi and kneepad getup. Always at the ready.

 

[Jackie Chin]

Eli was skalped in canadian prizon

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Welcome back, Marine. Hopefully you've received The Commander's letter about your medal ceremony by now, we look forward to honoring your service.

 

[The Joker]

Eli is so sweet and innocent. He is just making his way across the country. By next week he will be shanked by black kids in Chicago after he tries to make his way to a new hampshire McDonalds.

 

[moonman1488]

I like the person sitting next to him nervously wringing their hands as Eli talks about the Commander and being in prison.