Eli Eli's homecoming videos [ONGOING] -

[CIA]

I was honestly expecting a different outcome with that video title. I thought Eli was gonna talk about how cool and chill it was and how he's into cuckolding.

 

[MACH-IV]

I was honestly expecting a different outcome with that video title. I thought Eli was gonna talk about how cool and chill it was and how he's into cuckolding.

Not everyone is an anime fan.

 

[HoloSkull]

How long until our little "Pagan for Pussy" goes "Dolezal to Diddle?"

 

[tehfolder]

Dude the guy who sat next to Eli taped his shoulder at one point near the end. Maybe Eli and him knew each other?

 

[MACH-IV]

Dude the guy who sat next to Eli taped his shoulder at one point near the end. Maybe Eli and him knew each other?

He probably just told the dude to tap him when the right train got there. It's easier than paying attention, that's for sure.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Aw yeah, he's back.

 

[KFC]

"choo choo bitches it's the eli train"

i hope that gets engraved on my tombstone.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Yes, Eli, your dick can turn black by fucking black chicks. They are made of chocolate, after all.

Jace, I think Eli got the virus where everything is racially motivated content. He needs some time in the biblecube. Cuz, God does not respect racially motivated content ok????

 

[DeagleDad420]

He has been wandering around North Hampton, Mass for 3 hours trying to find his own house

 

[zap2theextreme]

is his house the gamer cottage?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Did he succeed in the mission to disrupt "You know Wu"?

Or did he just waste another $100000 on LSD and escorts in Ottawa?

Poor guy won't be happy until he's dumber than Tyce.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Back At My Parents Cottage. Looks Like Dad Turned Da Power Off N Locked All Da Doors Tryin 2 Lock Me Out So I Couldnt Live There? Guess What Im A Tax Paying Citizzen I Deserve Fair And Comfortable Lodging And My Parents Should Basically Let Me Stay Here! Cuz I Took Care Of This Place All By Myself Before Jace Even Moved In? But I Guess Parents Are Bichtes Lol Except My Dads Kinda Cool Cuz He Snowboardz But My Moms A Bitch Cuz Shes Hatin On My Lifestyle Its Not Easy Being A Fuckin Agent Sum Times Cuz U Gotta Lie 2 Ur Family And Deal Drugz And Go 2 Diferent Countrys But I Signed Up 2 Fuckin Serve My Country U Kno So Thats How Its Done Someones Gotta Do It But Im Deagle Nations War Hero Now Biches

 

[Omega Rhythm]

Gone Home 2: Eli's Story

So, will an all-out war against Tyce finally start since he used Eli's fleashlight?

 

[Skeletor]

Seeing Eli's stoner assassin infiltration moves in first-person is pretty sweet.

 

[HypeBeast]

Goes to show how far America's respect for veterans has fallen. Eli comes home and this is what happens, how disgraceful. Fucking skealtins.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

When did these take place? Are they coming out live?

 

[DN 420]

I dig the outfit and dreads, kind of gives him a messiah look.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Tahaa, Eli got .

 

[zap2theextreme]

Seeing Eli's stoner assassin infiltration moves in first-person is pretty sweet.

god bless everyone who donated to the tactical go-pro fund

 

[FBIfellow420]

I really could have done without all the fleshlight talk, but at least we got a better look at the cottage and Jace's Soap shrine.
Jesus, what a dump.