Eli Eli's homecoming videos [ONGOING] -

[CIA]

I like how Eli pointed out how the lighter still worked despite his TV not functioning.

 

[John Daker]

My tv runs out of batteries a lot too.

 

[MurcDusen]

So, is that the gamercottage? Because I'm pretty sure I saw that Cena poster that Jace used to cover the hole in the wall.

 

[Tookie]

They had a mousetrap, so at the very least they may have stemmed the Islamomouse infestation while Eli was in prison.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Is that the same bottle of mouthwash they drank around Christmas?

 

[moonman1488]

It's pretty weird seeing the cottage from a 1080p GoPro after witnessing the insanity of last year's livestreams from a blurry webcam.

 

[RandyLahey]

I feel really really bad about his runescape character now

 

[Skeletor]

Damn, Operation WuPocalypse has left Eli with some PTSD.

 

[CIA]

I've noticed Eli has had a lollipop hanging out of his mouth in two videos now.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Eli is such a good friend. When Tyce didn't know where Jace was and the Nation was in shambles, he attempted a coup. When Eli is in the same situation, he gives himself a pep talk, decides that he can't let his Runescape character die in vain, and swears to rescue the Commander and save Deagle Nation. Press 1 for chill and fairly loyal fucking soldiers.

 

[Danzou]

Damn, that latest video got set to private. That's gay and uh... unrealistic? It's been a while, I forget the lingo.

 

[Totenkopf]

"If there is a veteran of Deagle Nation, it's me"

I really can't disagree with him on that one.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

I feel really really bad about his runescape character now

did anybody download this video before it was set to private?

 

[Anus]

That video gave me the feels. For Eli to give himself a pep talk and pull himself up by the bootstraps is pretty inspiring.

 

[Omega Rhythm]

Eli's journey continues with a visit to Jace's house:

Description:

"This Is Gay I Dont Want To Make These Videos 4 Jace Ne More Hes Not Paying Me?Duz Any 1 Watch These Cuz He Fuckin Said I Would Be On Tv And Im Still Not? No Hot Girl Wants 2 Fuck A Civillian So My Ticket 2 Pussy Is Basicly Gonna Be Getting Streetfamous 4 Counter Terrorism And Can Crush Videos On YouTube"

 

[OBAMATRON]

I feel really really bad about his runescape character now

Did he break character for a second?

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Eli's journey continues with a visit to Jace's house:

Description:

"This Is Gay I Dont Want To Make These Videos 4 Jace Ne More Hes Not Paying Me?Duz Any 1 Watch These Cuz He Fuckin Said I Would Be On Tv And Im Still Not? No Hot Girl Wants 2 Fuck A Civillian So My Ticket 2 Pussy Is Basicly Gonna Be Getting Streetfamous 4 Counter Terrorism And Can Crush Videos On YouTube"

Oh shit gamers this is going to be a major operation and hopefully they will Oceans 11 this shit with Tyce, Eli, and Kyle using their bladez, covert ops skills, and herbal mage skills (respectively) to free the commander from the biblecube and get the gang back together.

Spoiler

On a slightly less chill note, Gale seems to have finally completely lost it. Jace needs to get the fuck out of there, weird religious shit is like the worst thing you can do to a mentally ill person.

 

[waffle]

re-posted on the deagle nation official.

 

[XYZpdq]

He has been wandering around North Hampton, Mass for 3 hours trying to find his own house

The world passing past his giant face is equally hypnotic and artistic.

Eli's journey continues with a visit to Jace's house:

Description:

"This Is Gay I Dont Want To Make These Videos 4 Jace Ne More Hes Not Paying Me?Duz Any 1 Watch These Cuz He Fuckin Said I Would Be On Tv And Im Still Not? No Hot Girl Wants 2 Fuck A Civillian So My Ticket 2 Pussy Is Basicly Gonna Be Getting Streetfamous 4 Counter Terrorism And Can Crush Videos On YouTube"

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit this is gonna be great

 

[CIA]

did anybody download this video before it was set to private?

yeah, it's been reuploaded with a part cut out of it
there is a bit of classified information that has now been removed and for the safety of Deagle Nation I cannot reveal it