Eli Eli's homecoming videos [ONGOING] -

[Shugo]

doesn't Jace have a brother? does he know about the biblecube?

Jace's brother has been away for a long time, and hasn't visited in years that I've heard of. The Biblecube is fairly new in terms of what we've heard from Jace; Pastor Faggot seems to have devised it solely to lock Jace up so he can fuck Gail.

 

[Danzou]

Isn't this the first time we've seen Gail on-screen? Surprised more people aren't commenting on that, it's pretty big.

My favourite part was Jace planning to become "One-pac". Can't wait for his livestream... if Eli didn't fuck everything up. That boy's seriously out of it.

 

[NeetBoy]

I think we briefly saw her during the road trip vlogs, but she was rarely visible for more than a couple of seconds.

 

[Danzou]

I wish we could have seen her reaction to the post-Weed Eater "HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV?!? HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV?!? HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV?!?".

Ahhahahah, ohhh, Deagle Nation. It's been too long!

 

[MACH-IV]

Isn't this the first time we've seen Gail on-screen? Surprised more people aren't commenting on that, it's pretty big.

My favourite part was Jace planning to become "One-pac". Can't wait for his livestream... if Eli didn't fuck everything up. That boy's seriously out of it.

It's possible she didn't realize the Go-Pro was a camera. Most people will ask why you have a camera strapped to your head. She probably thought it was just another one of Eli's gay accessories.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Isn't this the first time we've seen Gail on-screen? Surprised more people aren't commenting on that, it's pretty big.

My favourite part was Jace planning to become "One-pac". Can't wait for his livestream... if Eli didn't fuck everything up. That boy's seriously out of it.

No, we've seen her when Jace was arguing with her in the battleprius before

 

[kookerpie]

We need to put some serious intel on Pastor Faggor. If he is devious enough to turn a mother against her son, charismatic enough to seduce Gale, and powerful enough to cage up our Commander, what else is he capable of?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

doesn't Jace have a brother? does he know about the biblecube?

Yeah his name is Rob and he lives in New Hampshire or some shit. FWIW he doesn't support Jace being online and seems to want him to be protected from the trolls

 

[KatsuKitty]

Do not contact Robert. He doesn't like being associated with Jace's online sperging any more than people peripheral to Chris.

His dox has went around too; this will be deleted if you repost it.

 

[StallChaser]

Eli should get some help from someone like Kyle. Then he might be able to pull off a rescue (or even know he has to pull off a rescue in the first place). Just not Tyce, because he would fuck it up by leaving a trail of matchbox cars, jenkem, and half-smoked baseball cards.

 

[XYZpdq]

Eli should get some help from someone like Kyle. Then he might be able to pull off a rescue (or even know he has to pull off a rescue in the first place). Just not Tyce, because he would fuck it up by leaving a trail of matchbox cars, jenkem, and half-smoked baseball cards.

Kyle's a vegan. They don't have the strength for such endeavors.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Just watched all these new videos. I wasn't prepared for all these emotional bombs.

 

[Terrorist]

Isn't this the first time we've seen Gail on-screen? Surprised more people aren't commenting on that, it's pretty big.

My favourite part was Jace planning to become "One-pac". Can't wait for his livestream... if Eli didn't fuck everything up. That boy's seriously out of it.

So if Jace is One-pac, does that make Eli Tupac? Three-pac?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

My girlfriend always remarks that Eli is very handsome

 

[Shugo]

My girlfriend always remarks that Eli is very handsome

How? Is your girlfriend Gail trying to make him feel good about himself? Are you Pastor Faggot?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

How? Is your girlfriend Gail trying to make him feel good about himself? Are you Pastor Faggot?

Well she's dating me so I guess she just likes ugly dudes in general.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

This new season is off to a promising start, wonder if the writers will give us a new character?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Pictured: Pastor Faggot

 

[anusaurus]

Are you guys still pretending any of this is real? I used to go to a school that was at the CBC building... There's 2% chance he got anywhere near a computer.
They're all housed in the bomb shelter under the building...

 

[Bassomatic]

This is all real. MDE set up a trolling op to dicredit Jace with this made up Jan person.
Eli is a top notch warrior and agent trained by Stryker.