CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Eli's van got towed, Jace cannot afford weed -

  • Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.
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Smutley

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This must be why Tyce thinks he's black.

I also love how important the ethnicity of the Puerto Rican was.

Everyone knows Puerto Ricans are the worst people to fuck with in re: to cars. They will either steal them (leave them on the lawn but with the tires missing) or have them towed to another place because they are nothing more than brown border crossing thieves.

Where is purerto rico again? South America?
 

KatsuKitty

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Everyone knows Puerto Ricans are the worst people to fuck with in re: to cars. They will either steal them (leave them on the lawn but with the tires missing) or have them towed to another place because they are nothing more than brown border crossing thieves.

Where is purerto rico again? South America?

Puerto Rico is part of the US. So he might as well say "Virginian" or "Louisianian".
 

Burned Man

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This is why I love Eli. Moving in with him is going to cause so many problems for Jace that none of us will see coming. Also fuck Obama for not giving Jace more money (which is racist that he does because white people get more money than blacks) for doing nothing. He's got a stoner to support now.
Why the fuck would he park his car on someone's lawn.
*yawn*
 

Pikonic

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So Jace hates Obama as well...
Can we go to the parallel universe where McCain or Romney won and Jace and Tyce are well educated billionaire playboys and they wonder what would've happened if Obama won instead?
Or the parallel universe where Mittens or McCain won and their lives are exactly the same?
Come on, it'd be fun.
Welp that car is gone forever. You bet your ass they're going to have racked up some massive storage costs by the time welfare day rolls around.
THIS IS ALL POSSIBILITIES AND EDUCATED GUESSES, IF I'M WRONG DEAL WITH IT
If Jace gets his check on the 8th of the month that's 29 days of impoundment.
The place that fixes my car does impoundments at 28$ a day plus the initial 90$ to get the damn thing out (ok, maybe I also got my car towed once :stupid:)
Assuming things in Mass are about the same cost here in CT (and I'm pretty sure they are) Jace is possibly looking at a grand total of
902 DOLLARS
Oh.....well let's look at what Jace will possibly be getting for money
 
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