This must be why Tyce thinks he's black.
I also love how important the ethnicity of the Puerto Rican was.
Everyone knows Puerto Ricans are the worst people to fuck with in re: to cars. They will either steal them (leave them on the lawn but with the tires missing) or have them towed to another place because they are nothing more than brown border crossing thieves.
Where is purerto rico again? South America?
This is why I love Eli. Moving in with him is going to cause so many problems for Jace that none of us will see coming. Also fuck Obama for not giving Jace more money (which is racist that he does because white people get more money than blacks) for doing nothing. He's got a stoner to support now.
Why the fuck would he park his car on someone's lawn.
THIS IS ALL POSSIBILITIES AND EDUCATED GUESSES, IF I'M WRONG DEAL WITH ITWelp that car is gone forever. You bet your ass they're going to have racked up some massive storage costs by the time welfare day rolls around.
#fukmukaneOr the parallel universe where Mittens or McCain won and their lives are exactly the same?