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So she named the show after her dead dog? That's kinda grim.
& Her dog obviously after the show’s character, her actual twitter banner right now.So she named the show after her dead dog? That's kinda grim.
I love that she's so unknown she can just name her show Kermit and Friends and not get copyright struck.
Meaning son of Dermot
Bonus: Her describing what her show is in her own words:
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(all of this was clipped just from the ethan ralph stream, none of it is edited or modified in any way)
I want to say that's her trying to remain semi-neutral and that it wasn't just Beardson but basically any other co-hosts/callers/chat being their usual selves towards females.View attachment 1851692
"I didn't enjoy it that much but at least it's over lol"
–Elisa "Jordana" Schwartz, referring to The Killstream
To be fair, that's what pretty much everyone says after dealing with Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph.
Yup, that's probably the diplomatic way of her saying "fuck The Killstream and that fat slob Ethan Ralph, I wish I had Googled him first!"I want to say that's her trying to remain semi-neutral and that it wasn't just Beardson but basically any other co-hosts/callers/chat being their usual selves towards females.
Right. Being constantly called a Jew and having had plastic surgery on her face was probably the thing that clicked in her mind "Well this was a big mistake".Yup, that's probably the diplomatic way of her saying "fuck The Killstream and that fat slob Ethan Ralph, I wish I had Googled him first!"
I hope that all this is a larp because why the fuck would you fill your head will all that useless shit.Holy shit, my familiarity with early 2000s pop punk culture is finally almost useful. Unsure if this is relevant/interesting, but please forgive a mild sperg:
Elisa was very well-known in the community to be obsessively, bunny-boilingly jealous of Gabe Saporta any time he spoke to fans (sidenote: unlike basically every semi-well-known band frontman of that time, I don't remember him being known for being a creep or particularly interested in banging fans). She would follow him out to signings/meet and greets after shows and interrupt conversations/hustle Gabe along like security if she thought he was talking too long, especially to young/pretty women. Directly after Vicky was announced as her replacement, she posted a ton of shit on MySpace that got deleted with in a day, assumedly after being contacted by Fueled By Ramen's lawyers. She continued popping up and associating herself with similar bands in that vein that weren't on FBR (which really had the corner on the genre at the time, so she was stuck with a lot of D-tier shit) until people stopped giving a shit about her, which makes sense with her moving to California timeline.
Opinion was split on whether she was actually sleeping with him or if she just wanted people to think she was.
you realize you're posting on a sub-forum dedicated to Ethan Ralph, rightI hope that all this is a larp because why the fuck would you fill your head will all that useless shit.
I actually remember her from the pathetic stint later on Howard Stern. Reading the OP I instantly recognized her terrible, cringe attempts at comedy via her Kermit church BS.Holy shit, my familiarity with early 2000s pop punk culture is finally almost useful. Unsure if this is relevant/interesting, but please forgive a mild sperg:
Elisa was very well-known in the community to be obsessively, bunny-boilingly jealous of Gabe Saporta any time he spoke to fans (sidenote: unlike basically every semi-well-known band frontman of that time, I don't remember him being known for being a creep or particularly interested in banging fans). She would follow him out to signings/meet and greets after shows and interrupt conversations/hustle Gabe along like security if she thought he was talking too long, especially to young/pretty women. Directly after Vicky was announced as her replacement, she posted a ton of shit on MySpace that got deleted with in a day, assumedly after being contacted by Fueled By Ramen's lawyers. She continued popping up and associating herself with similar bands in that vein that weren't on FBR (which really had the corner on the genre at the time, so she was stuck with a lot of D-tier shit) until people stopped giving a shit about her, which makes sense with her moving to California timeline.
Opinion was split on whether she was actually sleeping with him or if she just wanted people to think she was.
I actually remember her from the pathetic stint later on Howard Stern. Reading the OP I instantly recognized her terrible, cringe attempts at comedy via her Kermit church BS.
When she was “dating” Benjy everyone chided him for dating an very obvious gold digger. He constantly promoted her “career” and would claim he thought she was very talented.
I remember one show where he admitted agreeing to pay her rent in LA (for a year!) after they broke up...and she wasn’t even pity fucking him. Everyone on the show was gobsmacked Benjy could be that pathetic. I think they managed to convince him to stop paying her rent (after another month) but I bet he still continued too.
I got the feeling that she was on the show occasionally just for the hilarity of “Benjy getting suckered by a crazy gold digging fame whore” instead of any actual merits.
Some people have naturally good memories. It's useful in exams and on an autistic forum.I hope that all this is a larp because why the fuck would you fill your head will all that useless shit.
Mostly the autism.Some people have naturally good memories. It's useful in exams and on an autistic forum.
I certainly hope you aren't talking about her appearance on KS. If that's the epitome of her career then it's doomed. But, you know, Candance Owens got her start on the Killstream and look at her now! All kidding aside, doing stupid shit on Stern was never going to pan out anyway. Now she's reduced to some fake puppet church crap and having a bunch of nobodies to talk to with an audience of weirdos. On second thought, that's also what Ralph does so things seem to align more than they appear.She blew her only shot. Sad. Many such cases. Might as well get the ball rolling on her OnlyFans.
Look, I don't know what the fuck a keytarist is but I think it beats what she's doing now.I certainly hope you aren't talking about her appearance on KS. If that's the epitome of her career then it's doomed. But, you know, Candance Owens got her start on the Killstream and look at her now! All kidding aside, doing stupid shit on Stern was never going to pan out anyway. Now she's reduced to some fake puppet church crap and having a bunch of nobodies to talk to with an audience of weirdos. On second thought, that's also what Ralph does so things seem to align more than they appear.