Email EMAIL 11/25/2013 Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb -

[Thetan]

This email was forwarded to me by my Facebook friend. It looks like people have been giving Chris grief over Barb's health. Chris apparently responded to the original sender of the email and has been spamming it around to some of his other high school pals. I'm not sure why he attached the picture of himself. If it's intended to make people feel sorry for him then.... no, it's just not gonna work.

The email:

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The picture:

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[rocket]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

"Mom has a completely treatable condition but LEAVE ME ALONE, IT'S BEYOND MY CONTROL."

 

[Varis]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

Your friend continues to be awesome.

When I first saw the attachment, I thought it was the return of

 

[KatsuKitty]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

Nothing says "I got my shit together" like having a disease where bugs lay eggs under your skin.

 

[applecat]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

Having to drive all the way to the other Walmart is really cutting into Chris' medical treatment time.

 

[Trombonista]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

"Why are you worrying about my mommy? She's getting Treatment; I'm still Depressed and Lonely! Also Daniel Mimms Ruined my Life."

 

[Springblossom]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

My mom's killing the bugs DID YOU KNOW MIMMS AND THE TROLLS ARE EVIL AND GIVING ME GRIEF?! :arrow:

 

[Bugaboo]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

Oh yeah it's not like infestations in the body can be managed with medicine or she's too elderly to reach many spots to apply medicine or anything.

 

[Count groudon]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

"Oh, you're worried about my elderly mother with health problems? You should be worried about ME! I'm in a (9X) depressed mood because the trolls are making my friends list drop, and that damn hooker still hasn't paid me back for the gift basket! "

 

[spaps]

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[tobacky_vapor]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

In chris' mind. Why the fuck are you bothering about my mom's deadly infection? I AM SUFFERING WAY WORSE BECAUSE STRESS AND THE TROLLS AND MEGAN AND SNYDER AND MLW AND NO PS4

 

[Kyoosand]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

This email was forwarded to me by my Facebook friend. It looks like people have been giving Chris grief over Barb's health. Chris apparently responded to the original sender of the email and has been spamming it around to some of his other high school pals. I'm not sure why he attached the picture of himself. If it's intended to make people feel sorry for him then.... no, it's just not gonna work.

The email:

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http://i.imgur.com/STG4KuR.png

The picture:

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http://i.imgur.com/g7iEsiT.jpg

Is he actually blaming his former high school classmates for rending him unable to care for his mother today? Oh right. I forgot. It's Chris!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

Thetan,

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don't you just want to punch chris in that photo?

 

[Descent]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

Barb is probably going to die from something that's easily preventable and I don't know if I've got it in me to feel sorry for Chris like I did when Bob died.

I said it in another thread, but I'm serious, someone needs to have the banner on the forums say "TAKE YOU MOM TO A DOCTOR BEFORE SHE DIES CHRIS!"

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

Can someone type out what the letter says? It's too small on my screen.

 

[spaps]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

. He really doesn't care about anything but getting asspats.

 

[Count groudon]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

The picture:

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http://i.imgur.com/g7iEsiT.jpg

This is my "I'm sad, tell me how awesome I am" face!

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

oh poor Chris, you think people are giving you shit now because your mom is infected with something? Just wait so you see what happens if she dies over something that was easily preventable. You won't be getting many asspats

 

[homerbeoulve]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

This email was forwarded to me by my Facebook friend. It looks like people have been giving Chris grief over Barb's health. Chris apparently responded to the original sender of the email and has been spamming it around to some of his other high school pals. I'm not sure why he attached the picture of himself. If it's intended to make people feel sorry for him then.... no, it's just not gonna work.

The email:

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http://i.imgur.com/STG4KuR.png

The picture:

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http://i.imgur.com/g7iEsiT.jpg

My breakfast and lunch, ruined.

 

[Some JERK]

Re: Chris's Friends Are Concerned About Barb 11/25/2013

This is a pretty interesting post. I think Chris provided that picture of himself frowning as an attempt at some strange kind of "proof" that he is indeed worried about his mother. See? Look at his worried face.

Also very interesting is this

"lost friends and high school memories turned into lies."

That really kind of sounds like he believes that his wonderful high-school memories were true, but then the evil powers of Queen Megan and her troll army transformed them into hurtful lies.