Embarrassing stuff you’ve said IRL - Stuff that got you a weird look or that you instantly regretted.

[The Real Me]

One year, I went out for a nice lunch with my family for my birthday and ordered sticky toffee pudding for dessert. The waitress asked if I wanted cream or ice cream with it and apparently “No thanks” was the wrong answer and I instead ordered a weird look and a 3 second silence.

I still think about it sometimes.

 

[trevshoms]

"You are evil" to my principal

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Everything that comes out of my mouth.
I wish i was a rock

 

[winterfag]

"I love you."

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

"I have a Kiwi Farms account."

 

[OJ Simpson]

Back in the 90's when I was a wrestling mark, an niggo from my neighborhood who was a dickhead I think pushed me off my bike... something with my bike I don't remember, it was so long ago. Basically I walked up to him after the fact and gave him the old Vince catchphrase and said: "You can go to hell", in all of my 8 or 9 year old masculine voice glory. It was pretty gay.

 

[Uncle Ben's]

"I love you."

Beat me to it.

 

[Vingle]

Told a classmate had big boobs. It's autistic, but pretty based

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Too many to list but a lot of the playful banter my friend and I have at work has basically made everyone else there think we’re in a relationship. Probably the most embarrassing is offering to stay late with them or do little favors and always follow it up with something like “don’t get the wrong idea I’m doing it for me not because I like you”