Even faux-asexual genderspecials don't want to hear "marrying you seems strange."
Lolcow Emery Wagar / Amanda Wagar / heybluewrites and Yuki Rose / Chris Chitwood / yukirozuhime - Asexual troon couple, animal hoarders, send lots of fake legal threats, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges."
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Looks like Emery popped the question.
In a truly autistic pokemon themed way.
In a truly autistic pokemon themed way.
Oh my gawwwwwd I really, truly hope they post pictures of the wedding. I would pay real cash money to be a fly on the wall for this autistic clusterfuck, I'm nearly crying just thinking about the *blushing bride* 
Also, that ring is hideous and I bet it'd fit my big toe.
Also, that ring is hideous and I bet it'd fit my big toe.
Reminder that Yukis the bride not EmeryOh my gawwwwwd I really, truly hope they post pictures of the wedding. I would pay real cash money to be a fly on the wall for this autistic clusterfuck, I'm nearly crying just thinking about the *blushing bride*
Also, that ring is hideous and I bet it'd fit my big toe.
Oh, I know - hence the bleeding eyes. Imagine that thing lumbering down the aisle at you like an out of control tractor, wearing a veil.
The lovely Yuki Rose coming down the isle with knives attached to the end of the veil, swinging them around like a head-mounted flail.
It’s been so long since this thread was started I almost forgot about the hair weight
Nothing too crazy but I realized I am in a discord with Emery and she has been more active recently
I'm not sure which is more horrifying: that doctors are just that eager to be pouring powerful hormones down the gullets of confused young women, or someone from fucking North Dakota saying "y'all."
At this point, considering what a pair of dead-end losers Emery and Chris are, I can't even get mad about Emery permanently fucking up her body and destroying her fertility with T. Neither of these two should breed, and if she wants to self-eugenicize, who am I to argue against it?
That might be the ugliest engagement ring I've ever seen. I say that with zero hyperbole.
Judging by emojis, this is Jude's discord? What a crossover. Does Jude ever reply to her?
Yeah, and I can't wait for the bride to reveal the special dress. It's going to be the most beautiful, effeminate dress ever, but still super tactical because super shinobi assassins sent by the Cheeto Emperor will be there to try to ruin the big day.
5 bucks it’s going to be the oriental dress from his profile picture
It is really fortunate that they live in the good old U S of A, where gay, same sex marriage is legal. Can't imagine what they'd do if it wasn't. Maybe Yuki would be forced to execute Operation: Trumpwhip.
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