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Amanda Wagar is what happens when a white girl is forced into the real world after college and realizes no one actually gives a shit about her. Currently, she calls herself Emery and identifies as nonbinary and "transmasculine," and uses they or he pronouns despite obviously being a white woman. Other Tumblr identities she has appropriated include asexuality, demisexuality, and aromanticism. She has been diagnosed with anxiety and ADHD and sometimes wields her anxiety as an excuse.



Background

Wagar used to attend North Dakota State University, which, like everything else about her/her life, is depressing. While a student there, she wrote for the college newspaper. Most of her articles are about Pinterest finds and moodboards, further confirming she is the whitest woman to ever white woman.

Relationships

In college, Wagar was in a long-term relationship with a guy. At this time, she identified as a cis straight female. When the relationship fell apart, she began claiming she had been emotionally abused, then trooned out into the wild SJW caricature we see today.

She was dating a man (archive) who looks like Chris-Chan post-troonsition. The two got engaged in September 2020. Her fiance went by Yuki Rose (archive); his real name was Chris Chitwood. Despite being in a monogamous relationship, both of them identified as aromantic and asexual. Four days after the proposal, Wagar's fiance was deceased.

Here is the obituary, which says Yuki died at home. (archive)




Yuki was ex-military, and bragged about being a "nuclear engineer" despite a lack of qualifications, and "special forces" despite offering no evidence thereof.



Willow Smith would be ashamed.



Aromanticism and Asexuality

Amanda is very proud of her self-proclaimed aromanticism and asexuality. Most of her Facebook profile pictures involve that sort of coloring/imagery, and she frequently tweets on the subject. However, it's all a bunch of bullshit because, like every other simple white woman, evidence suggests she probably flicked herself raw watching The Notebook.

She commented on this (archive) cheesy romantic playlist:


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On her Medium (a size she is clearly not; archive), Wagar has also written about her asexuality (archive) and alleged suicidal ideation (archive.)

"Pride month should be a month of celebration for me, but instead of feeling excited I’m filled with dread. It’s hard not to be wary when my identity is erased or invalidated more often than not." Hmm, let's see, straight white woman, you didn't just get the right to marry literally within this decade. You can safely hold hands with your partner in public. You won't face housing discrimination.

"I don’t believe in Pride that isn’t pride for everyone." Newsflash: Pride is for people who have struggled for their rights and acceptance. Well-off college-educated white women are not part of that.

"Let me be clear, some asexual people actually enjoy and have sex." If you have no sexual attraction or sex drive, why the fuck would you want to have sex? Sounds like some hetero-kweer Tumblr bullshit to me. In this article, she also admitted (archive) to being romantically and sexually attracted to her current boyfriend. How asexual and aromantic of her. In another article (archive), she claims that having a shared struggle shouldn't define who is and isn't in the LGBT community, and that straight people (like her current troon boyfriend) can be LGBT.


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Hmm... maybe, just maybe being sexually abused (albeit non-forcefully) caused her to associate sex with trauma, and she confused that with asexuality.

Twitter Explosion

On Christmas Eve 2019, a Twitter user allegedly added Wagar's account to an "asexual genocide list." While such an effort would be pointless because asexuals are genetic dead ends, Wagar proceeded to have a meltdown of hilarious proportions. Archived links of all screenshots included.


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Obviously a cringe message because white girls can't troll, but Wagar's insane overreaction is something else:


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How entitled, to think that you have a *right* to not be called a freak on social media. Grow up.


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Seems a bit suspicious that a troll making death threats would say "r slur" instead of retard...

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Her boyfriend weighed in with an extremely hot take:

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Then she went after Twitter:

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Twitter doesn't care because let's be real it's a white girl slapfight on the internet, but that didn't stop Wagar from sperging out at the automated email responses she got to her reports:


She then threatened Twitter with legal action, despite not recognizing their legal non-liability:

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...yet in her article on suicide linked above, she explicitly stated she didn't really want to die.

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The literal shakening:

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"Assailant" lmfao shut the fuck up

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TAKE THAT OFF THE GOD DAMN INTERNET

Amanda sent a takedown complaint to a search engine and to KF's reverse-proxy. In the complaint, she made up quotes about alleged threats against her in her thread, none of which are real.


After being thoroughly mocked by the Farms, she sent another email threatening civil litigation:


Other Accounts

Pinterest / archive
KoFi / archive
Facebook / archive
Current Twitter (locked) / archive