Lolcow Emery Wagar / Amanda Wagar / Marie Spark / heybluewrites / arimiendel - Asexual/aromantic serial monogamist, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges."

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Amanda Wagar is what happens when a white girl is forced into the real world after college and realizes no one actually gives a shit about her. Currently, she calls herself Emery and identifies as nonbinary and "transmasculine," and uses they or he pronouns despite obviously being a white woman. Other Tumblr identities she has appropriated include asexuality, demisexuality, and aromanticism. She has been diagnosed with anxiety and ADHD and sometimes wields her anxiety as an excuse.

Background

Wagar used to attend North Dakota State University, which, like everything else about her/her life, is depressing. While a student there, she wrote for the college newspaper. Most of her articles are about Pinterest finds and moodboards, further confirming she is the whitest woman to ever white woman.

Relationships

In college, Wagar was in a long-term relationship with a guy. At this time, she identified as a cis straight female. When the relationship fell apart, she began claiming she had been emotionally abused, then trooned out into the wild SJW caricature we see today.

Today, she is dating a man (archive) who looks like Chris-Chan post-troonsition. Her boyfriend goes by Yuki Rose (archive); his real name is Chris Chitwood. Despite being in a monogamous relationship, both of them identify as aromantic and asexual.

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Aromanticism and Asexuality

Amanda is very proud of her self-proclaimed aromanticism and asexuality. Most of her Facebook profile pictures involve that sort of coloring/imagery, and she frequently tweets on the subject. However, it's all a bunch of bullshit because, like every other simple white woman, evidence suggests she probably flicked herself raw watching The Notebook.

She commented on this (archive) cheesy romantic playlist:
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On her Medium (a size she is clearly not; archive), Wagar has also written about her asexuality (archive) and alleged suicidal ideation (archive.)

"Pride month should be a month of celebration for me, but instead of feeling excited I’m filled with dread. It’s hard not to be wary when my identity is erased or invalidated more often than not." Hmm, let's see, straight white woman, you didn't just get the right to marry literally within this decade. You can safely hold hands with your partner in public. You won't face housing discrimination.

"I don’t believe in Pride that isn’t pride for everyone." Newsflash: Pride is for people who have struggled for their rights and acceptance. Well-off college-educated white women are not part of that.

"Let me be clear, some asexual people actually enjoy and have sex." If you have no sexual attraction or sex drive, why the fuck would you want to have sex? Sounds like some hetero-kweer Tumblr bullshit to me. In this article, she also admitted (archive) to being romantically and sexually attracted to her current boyfriend. How asexual and aromantic of her. In another article (archive), she claims that having a shared struggle shouldn't define who is and isn't in the LGBT community, and that straight people (like her current troon boyfriend) can be LGBT.

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Hmm... maybe, just maybe being sexually abused caused her to associate sex with trauma, and she confused that with asexuality.

Twitter Explosion

On Christmas Eve 2019, a Twitter user allegedly added Wagar's account to an "asexual genocide list." While such an effort would be pointless because asexuals are genetic dead ends, Wagar proceeded to have a meltdown of hilarious proportions. Archived links of all screenshots included.

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Obviously a cringe message because white girls can't troll, but Wagar's insane overreaction is something else:

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How entitled, to think that you have a *right* to not be called a freak on social media. Grow up.

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Seems a bit suspicious that a troll making death threats would say "r slur" instead of exceptional individual...
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Her boyfriend weighed in with an extremely hot take:
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Then she went after Twitter:
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Twitter doesn't care because let's be real it's a white girl slapfight on the internet, but that didn't stop Wagar from sperging out at the automated email responses she got to her reports:
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She then threatened Twitter with legal action, despite not recognizing their legal non-liability:
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...yet in her article on suicide linked above, she explicitly stated she didn't really want to die.
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The literal shakening:
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"Assailant" lmfao shut the fuck up
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Other Accounts

Pinterest / archive
KoFi / archive
Facebook / archive
 
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HeyItsHarveyMacClout

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A couple things I took away from this

-the troll speaking in the subjunctive pretty much negates any chances of them getting charged with death threats. There is a huge difference between “I can have someone trace your IP and I can send someone after you” and “I have traced your IP and I have sent someone after you.” The second is a crime, the first is protected under the first amendment. Still, if this dude does get charged, he’s either going to need a good lawyer, or accept a plea bargain. Would not want to be him.

-”Twitter has committed a federal crime (...) I want them to work with the FBI to ensure he ends up in jail.” It is in Twitters own interest to only give out IP addresses when compelled to by a judge. Twitter is open to a host of liability if they were to give that information without the appropriate courts intervening, and they are no way liable for the actions of their users.

-“threatening genocide” is not a federal crime. Commuting genocide? Sure, but simply saying “all gays should be killed” or “all Muslims should be shot” is protected under the first amendment. Even compiling a proscripta isn’t illegal so long as you are not advocating an immediate call to violence

This is a damn good thread OP. 10/10 write up.
 

Princess Peaches

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The Farms has shown me that it’s hard to take asexuals seriously anymore. Your OP is further proof it’s a label used by insecure straight women to feel special about themselves. It’s irritating to have these people try and claim oppression and the need for LBGT representation when they’re just straight people not interested in sex.

Good OP! Loved your commentary and you picked some entertaining screen caps to read about this troon. Can’t wait for more and I expect her to find her thread and give us a visit sometime. If we’re lucky she’ll threaten us with FBI intervention. :lit:
 

Easterling

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Thier take on the Pagan faith is so post modern and basic its almost nausiating, at this point its safe to assume they worship Tom hiddlestone from the marvel movies and nothing else.
How can someone succeed in being this painfully boring? Anymore of a lack of personality and she might as well be a bot.
These people just pick and choose a variety of lables and identiies to create an almost frankenstienesque enity to make up for how hollow they are as a person. For them the personality is made up of the things they can buy, not the person they are, its quite sad really.
 

Shield Breaker

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The Farms has shown me that it’s hard to take asexuals seriously anymore. Your OP is further proof it’s a label used by insecure straight women to feel special about themselves. It’s irritating to have these people try and claim oppression and the need for LBGT representation when they’re just straight people not interested in sex.

Good OP! Loved your commentary and you picked some entertaining screen caps to read about this troon. Can’t wait for more and I expect her to find her thread and give us a visit sometime. If we’re lucky she’ll threaten us with FBI intervention. :lit:
Asexuals should have never been taken seriously. At least as nothing more than a trauma or health issue.
 

Princess Peaches

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Thier take on the Pagan faith is so post modern and basic its almost nausiating, at this point its safe to assume they worship Tom hiddlestone from the marvel movies and nothing else.

These people just pick and choose a variety of lables and identiies to create an almost frankenstienesque enity to make up for how hollow they are as a person. For them the personality is made up of the things they can buy, not the person they are, its quite sad really.
You’re right. A lot of people think using labels and being part of a minority are substitutions for character traits. Tons of Kiwis here are queer, actually trans, but instead of parading it around every five minutes and powerleveling we talk about our interests or join in with conversation.

It’s baffling how out of touch these twitter hive minds are that the idea of having a conversation where someone doesn’t agree with you 100% is somehow hate speech and oppression.
 

The Last Stand

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This lady is the epitome of White Privilege. Wants attention non stop, demands special privileges, can switch sexual orientation as she damn well pleases, plays the "oppressed" victim role on Twitter no less.

She reminds me of the typical liberal arts, hyper sensitive college student stereotype rolled into one.

As one famous Black man once said:
 

Princess Peaches

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Great find and great OP. I wonder if she's part of the insane Loki spouse community, she seems exactly that type.

And I love people that treat the FBI like they are supposed to be online customer service agents.
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What’s the Loki spouse community? Are they relevant enough still to provide some cow potential?
Loki fans in general are embarrassing. I’ve never understood the mass appeal of the character beyond Tom Hiddelson being conventionally attractive.
 
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