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odius

Shadbase Pedophile
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Being a ‍ frycooker ‍ isn't nearly as ‍♂️ bad ‍♂️ as you think.

The most basic station starts with ✨ cleaning ✨ tables, but you can work your way up to being a cashier in no time. But me, I always loved handling the frying station. Hot temperatures have never fazed me, and the aroma of salt and cooked potatoes never got old.

One day, my boss ‍♀️ comes ‍♀️ over to my station and starts yakking my ear off about my unwillingness to move on to the cashier duty. Something about how a co-worker just quit and they need another guy to fill the job. My boss, she's an absolute stunner: luscious golden locks, breasts the size of melons, and an ass so round you'd swear it was plastic.

My meatstick started to swell. I was confused; I've never really had sexual feelings for her before. And then, my true intentions became apparent.

I slam her knees to the floor. As I unzip my pants, she starts to yell, so I bash her head in with a ketchup bottle. Freaking awesome.

"Eat my smegma, whore."

The life drains from her eyes as she desperately starts to lick the dick-cheese off the end of my porkchop. My entire existence has been leading up to this moment. Still sucking the end of my fuck-rod, her eyes widen in terror as she sees me lift up a basket of white-hot grease from the frying vat. I pour the salty mixture over her head and she screams in pain. The reverberations of her voice vibrating the end of my cock only make me harder. Her skull is fully visible now, her cries of anguish becoming softer by the second.

I can't hold it in any longer. My member explodes, a tidal wave of my semen erupting into her throat. I zip up my fly and walk back to the fryer. Her skull fragments taste great. I love my job.

Burger King. Be your way.
 

ConcernedAnon

Concerned and hopefully anonymous
kiwifarms.net
so 99% of the emojis appeared in the text box and didn't even show up in the final post. fucking admin abuse

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odius

Shadbase Pedophile
kiwifarms.net
All of the tribalism, torture, rape, enslavement, and genocide will be a thing of the past, because niggas NEVER did that sort of thing to eachother unless thots made them..... or something.

Technological advancements will be progress as a breakneck pace once all the scientists are homiesexual, transgendered, niggas, without all those thots hindering progress. And just think about all the transgendered grils who love to code but can't because thots cut off their fingers and stuff. Once all the coders are gay and transgendered, we'll have like quantum AI and shit, last digit of pi and prime number sequences discovered in no time, fucking time travel algorithms, shit that the ancient boi Egyptian civilization was working on before the Roman thots came and fucked it all up
 

m0rnutz

Not a furry
kiwifarms.net
The YiffnessGram™ Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that ↗️ progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 200 pound bara furry test will begin in 30 nyas. Line up at the cage doors. The breeding speed starts slowly, but gets faster each ⏱minute⏱ after you hear this signal. [nyaa!!~<33] A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~] Remember to yiff in a fursuit, and yiff as long as possible. The ✌️second✌️ time you fail to complete a whole yiff before the nya, your furry ass is over. The test will begin on the word meow . On your bark, get yiffy, meow!!~
 

Francis E. Dec Esc.

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
All I want are chicken tenders
Fresh from the hands✋ of the tendie vendors
Chunks of chicken I will toss
Into spicy mustard sauce
Mommy, I am hungry - famished
Those nuggies on my plate have vanished
Isuggest you get me ➕more➕
Now, not later, fucking whore!
I scream and shout and wet my diapies
My bum needs soothing wipey wipeys.
Do you want me to get a️ rash?
Only you would be so brash
This is why my daddy's gone
I'm ashamed to call you mom.
Mommy cries , and fills my plate
Tries to douse my flaming hate
Tendies are the only thing
That seem to ease the gripping pain
The pain within my hungry tummy
Feed your baby, feed me mummy!
Those sweet tendies in my tum
Mask my stinging rashy bum
Mommy sits and has ️a️ drink
The only time that she can think
Is when her baby has his treat
Of chocolate milk and chicken meat
Mommy knows what she must do
While her baby has ❌no ❌❌ clue
Pulls the trigger, flash of light
✅Now it's over, all is right✅
Silence graces mommy's ears
Smiles through the streaming tears
No more➕ tendies, poop or pee
The pain is over, mommy's free
 
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