EMOTIONAL BIRTHDAY SURPRISE | 12.11.2020 - Lynnmas Day 11- "Becky is 30, like whaaaaat" and true & honest tears.
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
dfranki723
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Hm, emotional eh? Another sloppy ALR attention tactic. God forbid she title it simply ''Birthday Surprise''.
Oh my Lord, even when Becky is opening her gifts, in comes the weepy hippo forcing out tears because we must know how delicate and empathic this sweet flower of a girl is.
A nice mention of her never showing clips of people after they've said not to, cut to Eric and Ricky telling her not to film their car and it's registration number or the countless times Krystle told her to stop recording her.
Oh my Lord, even when Becky is opening her gifts, in comes the weepy hippo forcing out tears because we must know how delicate and empathic this sweet flower of a girl is.
A nice mention of her never showing clips of people after they've said not to, cut to Eric and Ricky telling her not to film their car and it's registration number or the countless times Krystle told her to stop recording her.
Haesindang Park
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Oh god her palms are developing paw pads due to fat deposits in her hands.
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If you're worried you're starting to feel even the slightest twinge of emotion while Amber is crying, just go ahead and remind yourself that she's filming the whole sequence whilst not wearing any pants.
ETA: why was is necessary to include the scene where Becky mops up Carter's piss?
ETA: why was is necessary to include the scene where Becky mops up Carter's piss?
Alright Amber quit the caring shit because I heard from a video this was a pro ordinated list so I decided to Kim Possable this shit
Page 2 the bracelets are bound to be somewhere and its like 50 frigging pages
Also sure Jan wanted your ex over mega sure
Also WHO THE UTTER FUCK buys their partner their 30th gift which has pictures of you in it and only you and dog with your ex WHAT THE FUCK!!!! that is lunacy
and doi a narcisist would do that
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I think I got the typos out of this. I dunno, and I dun care enough to scrub through again.
Emotions? Other than Cuntiness? Press 'x' to doubt.
0:00 ‘Hey guise! Welcome to vlogmas’ Oh thank heavens she didn’t call it Lynnmas. I don’t want to immediately punch her in the face. Rage levels can start at a normal level that doesn’t immediately require booze.
0:10 Oh, scratch that. Rage has elevated. Me and my new bottle of Effen black cherry vodka are becoming fast friends. She has just said that Becky doesn’t think she’s getting anything other than her day 11 Christmas gift for her birthday. What kind of sadistic cuntrocket lets her girlfriend believe that? I know the answer is ‘Amber’, but c’mon!!
0:24 ‘It’s really hard for me to buy for people who have, like, everything they want like style’ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. UGH. Then her showing the gift bag and going ‘I literally got it in a bag, boo boo’ makes me wish that punching the monitor would translate to punching her flabby face. Yeah, all that positivity at moment 0:00 is now gone. Took less than a minute.
0:50 Now she goes on about how she feels safe because Dana and Destiny (that Becky invited over *YEAH RIGHT&) are safe. So no masks to be had, and fuck COVID, amirite? Then she has to expound upon how Kentucky lets people go to each others’ houses and she’s not going against guidelines or anything like that. Because she’s worried about haydurs littering her comments with ‘ur so dum covid’ comments. Instead of ‘you’re a flaming cunt’ comments like normal.
1:20 ‘Becky is 30, like waaaat!’ I can’t. I just can’t.
1:24 It’s dark outside of their window, so definitely recorded post 6PM. Dunno the actual time. They say the crunching in the background is Twinkie eating. Then we get to see Rarity, with Becky baby-talking her and praising her. Because Becky cares more for the animals than the world’s best fur-mama AL.
1:49 Garbage Pail Kids shit on display by AL and earrings. She opens the earrings, confesses to not wearing any pants, and professes she loves the earrings she got because they’re black (which is her favorite color) and are tacky fringy shit. They look like something a mentally impaired dementia-riddled 90 year old grandma would wear. Then AL opens the garbage pail kids shit, and she doesn’t know how she feels about it.
3:20 And now here’s where the cuntasaurus comes out to play, trying to prank her girlfriend. Says she forgot about Becky’s birthday. Becky says it’s fine, because she understands her useless girlfriend’s skull is filled with nothing but lard.
3:51 AL has never said such truth as she does right here, where she says ‘we are 30 going on 13.’ No shit. ‘Or 13 going on 30.’ No, that would involve maturing, you blubbery cuntrocket.
4:00 Becky gets a pair of keychains, and AL explains that ‘it’s a lesbian moment’. Because puzzle pieces with rainbow charms and shit. Becky goes on about how it’s thoughtful and meaningful. Twinkie’s sniffing away because she thinks they’re snacks.
5:03 AL cackles on as she reveals the gift bag and loudly squawks ‘I got’cha!’ And Becky just rolls her eyes and goes ‘The thing was that I was genuinely happy with these, too. Nobody’s ever gotten me anything like that before.’ Because it’s meaningful and shit.
5:33 So Becky pulls a fleece blanket out of the gift bag. It’s got a collage on it, which features more AL than it does Becky - so it has a picture of Al having her face mauled by Twinkie, Rarity, Wasabi, a picture of Becky’s nephews (I think), the picture of AL and Becky with Methmom in the back seat of the abused car, and three pictures of AL with Becky (one of those two having AL front and center and Becky barely squeezed in frame). There’s more at the bottom - nephews, and gathering pictures. Which feature Al in the center of them and most prominent. AL is sniffing like a ninny. Then Becky shows the rest - let’s see. Picture of E&R and D&D with Becky and AL in a restaurant, more AL front and center with Becky smashed into the frame behind her, more nephew shots, and like one picture with Norma. So many, many pictures of AL, one each of Becky’s parents, a couple with dead nephews, and all the pets. AL is crying away like an idiot.
7:30 Now AL is prattling on about all the pictures that are on there, like Becky’s too retarded to look at them and figure them out for herself.
7:41 Games Becky wants to play: Games of Disney, Fuck Marry Kill, movie titles for assholes, What the fuck, the best friend game. She bought all the games except Games of Disney for that night.
8:15 Fucking only halfway through, ugh. Becky has another dog (think she said the name’s Carter but it’s taking all my mental processes to type right now thanks to vodka) and Twinkie is losing her mind because it’s another animal and she wants to have companionship damn it! But fuck Twinkie, time to pass it between people. AL goes on about how she was with Destiny when they got Carter for the first time. And the dog pisses on the floor. AL says she’ll clean it up, but of course it’s Becky that goes down there and cleans it up.
9:45 So AL closes the door to a bedroom, and it’s filthy as fuck in there for the few moments it’s onscreen.
10:12 So now they’re playing random games. It’s ‘what the fuck’ and AL isn’t paying attention. Claims she’s drinking a Sprite and says that all the haydurs are going to flock.
11:06 So my brain has shut down because they’re blathering about all the times that AL was vlogging and Destiny would show up naked. AL says she’d never include naked Becky in her vlogs, but she’d do it to Destiny then says ‘she didn’t really care’. I don’t know anymore. I’m hardly paying attention. My drink is very tasty.
11:45 AL says that she would never post something that people don’t want her to post, but then there’s posts with Misty’s children and I thought she didn’t want them online and shit?
12:17 AL has just said she’s over 500 lbs. NO SHIT. Guess that being below 500 and never going back into the 500s that she pontificated about when she was dropping weight (due to cancer) was a pipe dream lol
12:38 Now AL is talking about how to play the game. Dana picks Destiny’s answer as the winner. It’s highly unoriginal - place you least want a gnarly gray hair? One person says ‘chin’ (probably Becky), Destiny said vag, AL says vagina. I concur with Dana - vag is funnier than vagina.
14:28 I’ll say this game is hard with these bitches, because they’re all so unoriginal they’re writing the same thing as one another.
15:10 So it’s aggravating listening to these idiots squawk and blather and shout over each other. Their neighbors must be thrilled. Al goes on for a bit about how they should play a game about ‘who knows me better - my girlfriend, my ex or my ex’s girlfriend. That’s be so funny.’ No, no it would not. Becky says they should vlog that tomorrow.
16:00 AL is going to bed. Gives us her stupid kiss outdo and ends on a screenshot that’s just above her floppy tit.
0:00 ‘Hey guise! Welcome to vlogmas’ Oh thank heavens she didn’t call it Lynnmas. I don’t want to immediately punch her in the face. Rage levels can start at a normal level that doesn’t immediately require booze.
0:10 Oh, scratch that. Rage has elevated. Me and my new bottle of Effen black cherry vodka are becoming fast friends. She has just said that Becky doesn’t think she’s getting anything other than her day 11 Christmas gift for her birthday. What kind of sadistic cuntrocket lets her girlfriend believe that? I know the answer is ‘Amber’, but c’mon!!
0:24 ‘It’s really hard for me to buy for people who have, like, everything they want like style’ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. UGH. Then her showing the gift bag and going ‘I literally got it in a bag, boo boo’ makes me wish that punching the monitor would translate to punching her flabby face. Yeah, all that positivity at moment 0:00 is now gone. Took less than a minute.
0:50 Now she goes on about how she feels safe because Dana and Destiny (that Becky invited over *YEAH RIGHT&) are safe. So no masks to be had, and fuck COVID, amirite? Then she has to expound upon how Kentucky lets people go to each others’ houses and she’s not going against guidelines or anything like that. Because she’s worried about haydurs littering her comments with ‘ur so dum covid’ comments. Instead of ‘you’re a flaming cunt’ comments like normal.
1:20 ‘Becky is 30, like waaaat!’ I can’t. I just can’t.
1:24 It’s dark outside of their window, so definitely recorded post 6PM. Dunno the actual time. They say the crunching in the background is Twinkie eating. Then we get to see Rarity, with Becky baby-talking her and praising her. Because Becky cares more for the animals than the world’s best fur-mama AL.
1:49 Garbage Pail Kids shit on display by AL and earrings. She opens the earrings, confesses to not wearing any pants, and professes she loves the earrings she got because they’re black (which is her favorite color) and are tacky fringy shit. They look like something a mentally impaired dementia-riddled 90 year old grandma would wear. Then AL opens the garbage pail kids shit, and she doesn’t know how she feels about it.
3:20 And now here’s where the cuntasaurus comes out to play, trying to prank her girlfriend. Says she forgot about Becky’s birthday. Becky says it’s fine, because she understands her useless girlfriend’s skull is filled with nothing but lard.
3:51 AL has never said such truth as she does right here, where she says ‘we are 30 going on 13.’ No shit. ‘Or 13 going on 30.’ No, that would involve maturing, you blubbery cuntrocket.
4:00 Becky gets a pair of keychains, and AL explains that ‘it’s a lesbian moment’. Because puzzle pieces with rainbow charms and shit. Becky goes on about how it’s thoughtful and meaningful. Twinkie’s sniffing away because she thinks they’re snacks.
5:03 AL cackles on as she reveals the gift bag and loudly squawks ‘I got’cha!’ And Becky just rolls her eyes and goes ‘The thing was that I was genuinely happy with these, too. Nobody’s ever gotten me anything like that before.’ Because it’s meaningful and shit.
5:33 So Becky pulls a fleece blanket out of the gift bag. It’s got a collage on it, which features more AL than it does Becky - so it has a picture of Al having her face mauled by Twinkie, Rarity, Wasabi, a picture of Becky’s nephews (I think), the picture of AL and Becky with Methmom in the back seat of the abused car, and three pictures of AL with Becky (one of those two having AL front and center and Becky barely squeezed in frame). There’s more at the bottom - nephews, and gathering pictures. Which feature Al in the center of them and most prominent. AL is sniffing like a ninny. Then Becky shows the rest - let’s see. Picture of E&R and D&D with Becky and AL in a restaurant, more AL front and center with Becky smashed into the frame behind her, more nephew shots, and like one picture with Norma. So many, many pictures of AL, one each of Becky’s parents, a couple with dead nephews, and all the pets. AL is crying away like an idiot.
7:30 Now AL is prattling on about all the pictures that are on there, like Becky’s too retarded to look at them and figure them out for herself.
7:41 Games Becky wants to play: Games of Disney, Fuck Marry Kill, movie titles for assholes, What the fuck, the best friend game. She bought all the games except Games of Disney for that night.
8:15 Fucking only halfway through, ugh. Becky has another dog (think she said the name’s Carter but it’s taking all my mental processes to type right now thanks to vodka) and Twinkie is losing her mind because it’s another animal and she wants to have companionship damn it! But fuck Twinkie, time to pass it between people. AL goes on about how she was with Destiny when they got Carter for the first time. And the dog pisses on the floor. AL says she’ll clean it up, but of course it’s Becky that goes down there and cleans it up.
9:45 So AL closes the door to a bedroom, and it’s filthy as fuck in there for the few moments it’s onscreen.
10:12 So now they’re playing random games. It’s ‘what the fuck’ and AL isn’t paying attention. Claims she’s drinking a Sprite and says that all the haydurs are going to flock.
11:06 So my brain has shut down because they’re blathering about all the times that AL was vlogging and Destiny would show up naked. AL says she’d never include naked Becky in her vlogs, but she’d do it to Destiny then says ‘she didn’t really care’. I don’t know anymore. I’m hardly paying attention. My drink is very tasty.
11:45 AL says that she would never post something that people don’t want her to post, but then there’s posts with Misty’s children and I thought she didn’t want them online and shit?
12:17 AL has just said she’s over 500 lbs. NO SHIT. Guess that being below 500 and never going back into the 500s that she pontificated about when she was dropping weight (due to cancer) was a pipe dream lol
12:38 Now AL is talking about how to play the game. Dana picks Destiny’s answer as the winner. It’s highly unoriginal - place you least want a gnarly gray hair? One person says ‘chin’ (probably Becky), Destiny said vag, AL says vagina. I concur with Dana - vag is funnier than vagina.
14:28 I’ll say this game is hard with these bitches, because they’re all so unoriginal they’re writing the same thing as one another.
15:10 So it’s aggravating listening to these idiots squawk and blather and shout over each other. Their neighbors must be thrilled. Al goes on for a bit about how they should play a game about ‘who knows me better - my girlfriend, my ex or my ex’s girlfriend. That’s be so funny.’ No, no it would not. Becky says they should vlog that tomorrow.
16:00 AL is going to bed. Gives us her stupid kiss outdo and ends on a screenshot that’s just above her floppy tit.
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I want her to make earrings out of them.
If anyone wants to know what Amber got Becky's b-day for Narcmass, it's a shitty polyester collage blanket. Amber, being a gross narc, of course has to have pictures of herself prominently displayed near smaller pictures of Becky's dead family members. Totally not an emotional tactic, employed by a narc y'al.
BallBuster
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Hang on, so this bitch bought Becky a blanket for her birthday, and put it in a gift bag, and hid the blanket under a pile of more blankets? How many damn blankets do these beasts require?
Also love that she actually made mention of not showing her legs.
Also love that she actually made mention of not showing her legs.
This would have been even better if it had been nothing but pictures of Amber, tbh. Especially if some of the pictures were of Amber and Destiny.
I look forward to seeing what kind of crying gifs you gorls get from this video.
Amber, looking very much like the laughing cow cheese that she loves to eat so much.
The size difference between the dogs
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Luna Mothews
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Destiny's dog is cute hope she doesn't throw him like those kitties 
Here's a horrifying thought: Density probably already did it before off-camera.Destiny's dog is cute hope she doesn't throw him like those kitties
Haesindang Park
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Thanks I won't be looking at The Laughing Cow cheese the same way again.
They even have matching earrings, how shweeet. What a fucking travesty of a video though, Destiny being cunty too.
Imagine inviting your ex to your girlfriend's birthday party. Never change amber.
Well Dana sounds like she’s packed on another 50 pounds... and the coronavirus.
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