emspex is now moderating this board - trimming the fat (haha get it)

[AJ 447]

Hello gorls. I know everybody is used to this board being a lawless place, a no man's land for moderation, where you could troll, bitch and moan, and snipe at other users all you wanted.

Those days are now over.

There will now be a few guidelines that everyone will need to adhere to.

1. We all know Amberlynn is fat. We have eyes. If you have nothing to say other than some variation of "fat" then don't fucking post. That shit will get deleted, and I will hand out bans for repeat offenders.

2. Stay on topic. Don't pick fights over irrelevant nonsense and shit up a thread.

3. Embed all videos directly to the thread. This includes any of the vlogs discussed in the AL Supporting Cast. There is no need to post a Hooktube link to anything. Hooktube no longer keeps data from Google. That means, even if you're watching Big AL through a Hooktube link, your views are gonna show up on her Youtube videos, and she's still gonna get those coins.

4. Do not powerlevel. Nobody cares if Amberlynn is your weight loss inspiration.

Everything else is already covered in the green text up above. If you have any complaints, concerns, suggestions, etc., please PM me. We're all here to laugh at Amberlynn's lies and failures, so just remember that, and have fun.

 

[Null]

emspex wanted this to be a sort of guidelines sticky but those are usually redundant with the guidelines at the top of the board, so I've integrated her requests with the guidelines.

I've basically been laisse faire with this board but emspex would like to regulate it a little more. Originally, this was just one thread on the BP forum, but the users in that particular thread were so fucking awful to my moderators I cut them out like a tumor and let people dox each other, which happened the very first day I did this.

Over time, the problem solved itself and now this board is more on-par with the rest of the site. I'm giving someone the opportunity to try improving discussion. Be nice!

 

[Y2K Baby]

@emspex is fatter than Amberlynn.

 

[Gordon Cole]

1.) Best of luck as the Hot Pocket janitor of the AL subfourm, @emspex. Here's hoping you're the gorl that can make me stomach being here for any longer than is necessary, regardless of what butthurt AL posters may think.

2.) R.I.P. @Hortator & @Testaclese Maximus.

 

[SweetDee]

2.) R.I.P. @Hortator & @Testaclese Maximus.

They were brave and I will miss them.

 

[Xenomorph]

Coolio, I dont envy you but if you need help hmu. Godspeed.

 

[HG 400]

Wait I didn't get around to doxing everyone here yet.

 

[Zebedee]

emspex wanted this to be a sort of guidelines sticky but those are usually redundant with the guidelines at the top of the board, so I've integrated her requests with the guidelines.

I've basically been laisse faire with this board but emspex would like to regulate it a little more. Originally, this was just one thread on the BP forum, but the users in that particular thread were so fucking awful to my moderators I cut them out like a tumor and let people dox each other, which happened the very first day I did this.

Over time, the problem solved itself and now this board is more on-par with the rest of the site. I'm giving someone the opportunity to try improving discussion. Be nice!

Do we have to be nice to the people who break these guidelines?

Also, fat.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

could saying "Necky" also be banned

 

[RG 448]

1.) Best of luck as the Hot Pocket janitor of the AL subfourm, @emspex. Here's hoping you're the gorl that can make me stomach being here for any longer than is necessary, regardless of what butthurt AL posters may think.

2.) R.I.P. @Hortator & @Testaclese Maximus.

lol i stopped posting in AL threads the moment I saw her picture and found out what she looked like.

Good luck, @emspex

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Godspeed @emspex

 

[AJ 447]

could saying "Necky" also be banned

no

 

[Asperchewy]

RIP obligatory "fat" second posts.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

Good luck, gorl! Hopefully it won’t be too terrible for awhile yet. If the obeast goes on MSPL, it’s going to be a mess. I’m with @xenomorph; if you need help if that day comes, hmu.

 

[P.F.H.]

B-b-but the "Fat" comments with Informative ratings always made me chuckle

Anyway, congratulations and good luck, lady!

 

[Lunete]

Well, it's about damn time.
Also Amber is a fatty McHamplanet. I'm sorry, I had to get it out of my system.

 

[Dr.Research]

I'm glad we're not the special needs pen on the Farms anymore.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Good.

 

[smallmilk]

Idk where to talk about this, but could we get some Amber emojis? I mean she's one of the bigger (heh) cows here and her face shape is just begging for it

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Welcome abroad.

Hopefully you're ready for whatever casting call she gets, because I'm sure her board is likely to swell almost as much as her body.