Endgame -

[xlk]

Let's face it, Barb is in her 70's and, given her poor health and living conditions, it's unlikely she'll be around much longer. With nothing but the law holding Chris back, what do you think will happen when Barb finally passes?

 

[applecat]

Probably the same thing everyone said in the other 500 threads speculating about what's going to happen when Barb passes.

 

[potrzebie]

After a few years, he'll go to her grave site, dig up her body and wear it as a shawl. Hey, there's a precedent.

 

[Totally Awesome]

After a few years, he'll go to her grave site, dig up her body and wear it as a shawl. Hey, there's a precedent.

I'm tired of people saying shit like this. That would never fucking happen. That is insane, even beyond Chris' standards.

 

[LM 697]

After a few years, he'll go to her grave site, dig up her body and wear it as a shawl. Hey, there's a precedent.

 

[JULAY]

Let's face it, Barb is in her 70's and, given her poor health and living conditions, it's unlikely she'll be around much longer. With nothing but the law holding Chris back, what do you think will happen when Barb finally passes?

When Barb dies, Chris will make friends with a stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl. Allow me to explain...

When Barb dies, Chris will poop himself, because he always poops himself. And since Barb won't be around to wash his they will be thrown away afterward. Chris, being Chris, won't want to spend his tugboat on new briefs, so he will start to go commando. Which, of course will lead to DIRTY, CRAPPED PANTS. Which will lead to Chris going out pants-less after soiling every pair that he owns. Which will lead to his arrest for indecent exposure. Which will lead to Chris going to jail. Which inexorably leads to making friends with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl.