Enter's New Worst Movie Ever: Where The Dead Go To Die -

The Phantom on the Hill

"Angel of Music"
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The creator of the film actually posted a comment on the journal.

https://archive.md/3N2XN
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Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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Yeah, this just proves that even when he encounters the worst thing ever, he still manages to overblow it.

As for the film itself, I'm almost certain they wasted the budget on their one name actor (Linnea Quigley). Because the animation is low grade Poser-tier. Yet somehow he never bothers to say anything beyond "THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER!" Okay, so he brings it up briefly in his video (BTW, nice neckbeard). But that still doesn't justify his whole "Animation Critic" status. Also, if he's really afraid of the nudity, then why did he watch it in the first place?
 

Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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@The Phantom on the Hill: I have a newfound respect for the guy who created the short; he's apologetic about its faults and even admits it isn't very good.

@Jewelsmakerguy: He's afraid of nudity? How does he go to the bathroom?
It's in the video, he mentions he can't review it because of the nudity. Seems to me he doesn't know the meaning of "Blackboxing". Then again, he barely knows the term "Editing", so I guess that's more complicated to him.
 
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VJ 343

Guest
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This being the first time I have seen Enter's face... this was 100% not expected, he honestly looks like a normal, functioning person instead of a guy bitchfesting.

He sounds so uncertain and uncomfortable in this - guess this is what doing a review while he is begin recorded.

Also I am fairly certain I watched clips of this back in 2013.
 

Simplicity111

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This being the first time I have seen Enter's face... this was 100% not expected, he honestly looks like a normal, functioning person instead of a guy bitchfesting.

He sounds so uncertain and uncomfortable in this - guess this is what doing a review while he is begin recorded.

Also I am fairly certain I watched clips of this back in 2013.
He's shown his face before. Although it looked a bit different.
 

Frank_Jaeger

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This would actually make an interesting subject for a review by someone more competent and less touchy. The concept looks interesting, even if the execution isn't, well, all there. Makes me think of some kind of low-budget horror video game, like Deadly Premonition or something, but Deadly Prem had much better voice acting...
 

COLEGAY TOOTHPISS

True & Honest Fan
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Mr. Enter has clearly never seen Foodfight! or Titanic: The Legend Goes On if he thinks this is the worst animated movie he's ever seen.

That fact alone speaks depths about his credentials as a critic. He has seen very little, good or bad, of what the medium of animation has to offer.
IIRC Enter has seen Foodfight!, but refuses to review it.
 
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