Epic Rap Battles of Autism -

Arctic

Grave robber of the internet
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Epic Rap Battles of History is the most viewed Youtube series of all time. Unsurprisingly, this resulted in a legion of copycats that seek to cash in on the fame or simply aren't creative enough to do something else (they use "parody" in the same sense as Chris). Most of you probably know about Moleman9000 and his spergy rap battles, but honestly, he is by far not the worst one out there.

Bonus: a crossover with the creepypasta fandom. 15 minutes of 14-year old kids rapping as overly obscure creepypasta characters.
 

Indigo

Court Reporter
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Holy GodBearJesus, why is the creepypasta one fifteen minutes long? Each ERBOH is about 2 mins on average.

So, on the lolcow front, do any of these autist artists react particularly humorously to the negative criticism they undoubtedly get from the unforgiving Youtube community?
 

silvana-sama

dark empress of surprise pickles
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according to the creepypasta erboh the rake is some dude in swimming trunks apparently

man i'm spooked

oh and they shoehorn ponies in there, but of course
 
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RequiredName

Why are there penguins all over base?
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CHRISTIAN
Y'all should know me by now
I'm da innanet sensation
I'm da biggest thing online since animutation
I rap to the extreme! With my electric hedgehog dream team!
Y'all can't catch me with a hunnerd trolls
My beats are Sonic Speed fast.
Your naive mind can't handle these levels of stress.
I rock harder than the stone age, but you don't need to tell me it hurts
When my White Knight entourage whup your teeth like TJChurch.
I be a Chandler; you be a pickle-handler
Up in Mass., a-mass debatin'
With your navy Deagle Nation

JACE
Huerrggk! Your raps make me feel as if I just smoked a blunt.
You may be slow in the mind, but your gut ain't a runt.
I'm a veteran, son, so show respect.
Keepin' your McDonald's ass safe from terrorists
You think your rodent scares me? I'll drive him up the wall
Like a street-racing god!
Sit my juggalo posse up inside your lonely virgin mall
'Cause when I'm spittin' rhymes, dat shit gets ballistic
You'll be my casualty of war; a spooky skeleton autistic

(Yeah, it needs work. Second verse, CHRISTIAN transforms into TOMGIRL CHRIS-CHAN.)
 
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Arctic

Grave robber of the internet
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Holy GodBearJesus, why is the creepypasta one fifteen minutes long? Each ERBOH is about 2 mins on average.

So, on the lolcow front, do any of these autist artists react particularly humorously to the negative criticism they undoubtedly get from the unforgiving Youtube community?
It's often the fans who get really defensive instead of the creators themselves.
 

Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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Holy GodBearJesus, why is the creepypasta one fifteen minutes long? Each ERBOH is about 2 mins on average.

So, on the lolcow front, do any of these autist artists react particularly humorously to the negative criticism they undoubtedly get from the unforgiving Youtube community?
I doubt the creators have much an idea about what the hell goes on in the comments section of their videos. And they probably don't care that much if they do.
 

Keerakh

Give me some sugar, I am your neighbor
True & Honest Fan
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The first one made me severely angry. Fucking 14 year olds
The second one still was irritating but at least they made the effort at being comparable.
 

Keerakh

Give me some sugar, I am your neighbor
True & Honest Fan
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CHRISTIAN
Y'all should know me by now
I'm da innanet sensation
I'm da biggest thing online since animutation
I even got kicked out of a church congregation
Y'all can't catch me with a hunnerd trolls
I rap Sonic speed fast
Your naive mind can't handle these levels of stress.
I be a Chandler; you be a pickle-handler
Up in Mass., a-mass debatin'
With your navy Deagle Nation

JACE
Huerrggk! Your raps make me feel as if I just smoked a blunt.
You may be slow in the mind, but your gut ain't a runt.
I'm a veteran, son, so show respect.
Keepin' your McDonald's ass safe from terrorists
You think your rodent scares me? I'll drive him up the wall
Sit my juggalo posse up inside your lonely virgin mall
'Cause when I'm spittin' rhymes, dat shit gets ballistic
You'll be my casualty of war; a spooky skeleton autistic

(Yeah, it needs work.)
The Chris one is a little off-tempo I think. you had three rhymes first three lines and then two in the next three and it kinda threw me off.
I'm thinking I'm gonna help because someone should totally make this.
 

RequiredName

Why are there penguins all over base?
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The Chris one is a little off-tempo I think. you had three rhymes first three lines and then two in the next three and it kinda threw me off.
I'm thinking I'm gonna help because someone should totally make this.
Please do. I suck at these sorts of things, plus I'm not readily familiar with the source material all too well. I'm not much of a poet.
 
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Keerakh

Give me some sugar, I am your neighbor
True & Honest Fan
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I'm familiar with the source material, at least for Chris, but I can't really rap that good or write good verses.
I think it'd be really funny to have Vade or another SJW take Chris on in a rap battle, but there's probably a limited amount of material to work with for the former.
 

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