Interests Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History: Sonichu vs My Immortal -

[OtterParty]

I found this on the ERB Wikia.

AN: guyz, this iz a veri leggit batle n stuf, lol! also fangz (lol get it cuz ebobny is goffik n vamp so she haz fangz lol!) 2 NO BOBY for revewin ;( u guyz SUK!1!!!
Sonichu Background: idk, lightning or shit
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Background: Some emo-y background

Beat:

The battle:
EPIC RAP BATTLES: VIDEO GAMES VS HISTORY
EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY
VS
SONICHUUUUUUUU
BEGIN!
Sonichu:

(Starts at 0:24)
Sonichu's here to zap to the extreme! You can't step to my flow.
You're sensitively insensitive and a stereotype to all emos.
I'm a true hero; you're a zero. I beat bad guys in every issue,
While you obsess over Joel Madden and have way too many issues.
Run back to your coffin, I'll leave you coughin' up blood.
You'll lose faster than when you fell out with Willow, mudblood.
Stick to loving your emo homos. I've got my womanly woman, Rosechu.
Fuck you! I ain't taking shit from this obnoxious Mary Sue!
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way:

(0:46)
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RAPPING, MOTHERFUCKER?
You're judging my relationships, when you're a pink rat's lover?
My name is ENOBY, not Mary Sue, you recolored bitch.
I'll cut you with my rhymes sharper than when I cut my wrists.
I've got the Saddest Heart In The World. You couldn't know my pain.
You're more disgusting a perv than Hargrid or Snaketail.
Oh, why is life so cruel? Why couldn't Satan make me less perfect?
And why'd he pit me up against this messed-up rat who's so worthless?
Sonichu:

(1:07)
Oh, please, at least my author knows how to actually type right!
For a supposed vampire, you're more bark than you are bite.
You do pot? Cut yourself? Always flip people the "middle"?
Ugh! I hate you even more than I hate those fucking pickles!!
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way:

(1:17)
Shut the fuck you, you fucking prep! You're just another flamer!
You're a copyright infringement, so quit with the disclaimer!
Gays are so hot, you're so not, you homophobic Bible-thumper!
B'loody hell! You're even more disgusting than Hillary fucking Duff!
WHO WON?
WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT?
NO ONE!!!
EPIK RPA BATLES; BIDIEO GAYMES VSFR HITSROY!!!!11!!

 

[Postal Dude]

Further proof that the Wikia community is incurably autistic and their numbers must be culled for the sake of the gene pool.

Not that they would breed anyway, I guess.

 

[Zach_Kun]

I found this on the ERB Wikia.

AN: guyz, this iz a veri leggit batle n stuf, lol! also fangz (lol get it cuz ebobny is goffik n vamp so she haz fangz lol!) 2 NO BOBY for revewin ;( u guyz SUK!1!!!
Sonichu Background: idk, lightning or shit
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Background: Some emo-y background

Beat:

The battle:
EPIC RAP BATTLES: VIDEO GAMES VS HISTORY
EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY
VS
SONICHUUUUUUUU
BEGIN!
Sonichu:

(Starts at 0:24)
Sonichu's here to zap to the extreme! You can't step to my flow.
You're sensitively insensitive and a stereotype to all emos.
I'm a true hero; you're a zero. I beat bad guys in every issue,
While you obsess over Joel Madden and have way too many issues.
Run back to your coffin, I'll leave you coughin' up blood.
You'll lose faster than when you fell out with Willow, mudblood.
Stick to loving your emo homos. I've got my womanly woman, Rosechu.
Fuck you! I ain't taking shit from this obnoxious Mary Sue!
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way:

(0:46)
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RAPPING, MOTHERFUCKER?
You're judging my relationships, when you're a pink rat's lover?
My name is ENOBY, not Mary Sue, you recolored bitch.
I'll cut you with my rhymes sharper than when I cut my wrists.
I've got the Saddest Heart In The World. You couldn't know my pain.
You're more disgusting a perv than Hargrid or Snaketail.
Oh, why is life so cruel? Why couldn't Satan make me less perfect?
And why'd he pit me up against this messed-up rat who's so worthless?
Sonichu:

(1:07)
Oh, please, at least my author knows how to actually type right!
For a supposed vampire, you're more bark than you are bite.
You do pot? Cut yourself? Always flip people the "middle"?
Ugh! I hate you even more than I hate those fucking pickles!!
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way:

(1:17)
Shut the fuck you, you fucking prep! You're just another flamer!
You're a copyright infringement, so quit with the disclaimer!
Gays are so hot, you're so not, you homophobic Bible-thumper!
B'loody hell! You're even more disgusting than Hillary fucking Duff!
WHO WON?
WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT?
NO ONE!!!
EPIK RPA BATLES; BIDIEO GAYMES VSFR HITSROY!!!!11!!

 

[Super Collie]

wew lads

 

[Marvin]

Pretty sure My Immortal is satire.

Edit: I'm very much aware that retarded stuff exists online. But when it comes to My Immortal in particular, there's not much evidence to suggest My Immortal was written with a straight face.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

this is what?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I am actually embarassed FOR the guy who posted it.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

this level of autistic is barely one step up from retarded.

 

[Nigonidas]

I know that no shit is too minor, but I can confidently say that you have autism and should feel bad for posting this

 

[SoneeBoi]

Are Chris's Trolls Getting Better?

 

[Picklepower]

This thread will become great ONLY, if 2 members here make a video performing this rap. (pretty please?)

 

[Paul Rudd]

What do you even say to this?

 

[Rupin]

The Autism is strong in the TS. For real though, why would you think It would be a good idea to post this in a forum full of trolls?

 

[Mark Corrigan]

nigga whut

 

[Picklepower]

His bra is sweaty, bowels weak, gut is heavy, theres crap in his panties already, Barb's spaghetti

 

[Florence]

The Chop Chop Master Onion rap was better than this.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

RIP Biggie Smalls.

 

[SP 199]

This is an abomination

 

[Ophelia]

This fails on every level. Every. Maybe someone could make something funny out of the premise, but this is just ass.

 

[chimpburgers]

Whoever created that deserves to be castrated. That is all.