Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Your self-awareness is astonishingly low.

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I picked the "wrong side" in a slapfight despite months worth of posts of shitting on the subject. No doubt that was long-term psyops knowing he would one day attack someone BASED that I hated and I could run in screaming "Guys guys you saw me make fun of him before right?! That's how you know I'm being sincere now!". Epin manipulation amirite?

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

I love JLongbone. That tweet is great, and her videos are hilarious.

If you're curious enough, check out her two videos on BuntyKing. She does funny movie and TV show reviews, too. She's spent some time dunking on Ethan Klein more than once as well, so this tweet from her isn't surprising.

This particular video of hers is my favorite though:

Oh yeah, the most based member of EFAP; a fat nigger woman.
No joke though, she spits fire sometimes and that i gotta respect.

On another note, can anyone tell me who the fuck is BoxerShorts47 and why does he have NEGATIVE FORTY THOUSAND POINTS?

 

[Therealhomor]

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Shit, you really don't get it. Let me make it clear: Yes. I am saying explicitly that you are a raging politisperg who just wants to whine about Crowder. I don't give a shit about what you were doing months ago, I care about what you're doing now. It's not that you picked the "wrong side" I'm saying there aren't any sides. You can make fun of Crowder and Ethan at the same time, you can criticize them both. Your brain is so rotted from babbling about politics that you don't seem to comprehend that I'm not complimenting Crowder by criticizing Ethan.

This is I say you don't have any self-awareness. Do you notice that every time you post, you get like a dozen negative reactions? You say stupid shit that doesn't make sense, you derail the thread and people can see it. You're embarrassing yourself.

 

[ManletPower]

There are still politicucks displaying their hate boner for Crowder on h3h3's thread over an event that happened almost a week ago?

Definitely lolcow worthy if they weren't so irrelevant & unoriginal

 

[Therealhomor]

There are still politicucks displaying their hate boner for Crowder over a event that happened almost a week ago?

Definitely lolcow worthy if they weren't so irrelevant

and the most ridiculous part about it is this would all be fine in the fucking Crowder thread.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Still a lot of arguing over Crowder and Seder in here. Unless something else happens, I don't think there's much else that can be said about it.

Can we at least agree that Ethan is a despicable weasel for pulling what he pulled? Whether you think he won or lost, getting someone else to fight his battle for him and resorting to bad faith tactics after explicitly agreeing not to is undoubtedly a bitchmade move.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Can we at least agree that Ethan is a despicable weasel for pulling what he pulled?

No, because it was funny.

 

[ManletPower]

No, because it was funny.

The memes afterwards showcasing Ethan's cowardness were hilarious indeed

I mean, we literally got Keemstar vs Ethan boxing match finally happen because of it!

 

[Übertroon]

No, because it was funny.

You really want to out yourself as having the mentality of the average H3H3 fan?

 

[Sammich]

This thread will be unreadable until the next jewy thing ethan does.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

You really want to out yourself as having the mentality of the average H3H3 fan?

Sure.

This thread will be unreadable until the next jewy thing ethan does.

What, 3 days? You'll live.

 

[ManletPower]

Ethan backstabbing her own mother (newest Frenemies host) would be hilarious. Family businesses are already not something that works out most of the time but if you've got a person like Ethan on it ... Can't wait for some inevitable drama

Oh yeah, the most based member of EFAP; a fat nigger woman.
No joke though, she spits fire sometimes and that i gotta respect.

On another note, can anyone tell me who the fuck is BoxerShorts47 and why does he have NEGATIVE FORTY THOUSAND POINTS?

What the fuck, not even I could have done that back in the days and I was roleplaying as Tonkasaw & DSP fan and Alinity whiteknight

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

What, 3 days? You'll live.

I don't know, we've got Trisha and now Crowder in a pretty short period. I think he might relax for a while.

 

[Sammich]

This thread will be unreadable until the next jewy thing ethan does.

What, 3 days? You'll live.

I wasn't complaining. Feel free to keep dripping your pussy blood all over the thread though.

 

[Therealhomor]

This thread will be unreadable until the next jewy thing ethan does.

I wasn't complaining. Feel free to keep dripping your pussy blood all over the thread though.

At this point, Crackas is the biggest lolcow in the thread.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

I don't know, we've got Trisha and now Crowder in a pretty short period. I think he might relax for a while.

Generally speaking, he starts shit whenever people remember how fucking boring he is and start tuning out of his shitty podcast. Much like Sargon, once the fawning starts leveling off he'll start another internet fight in an effort to secure fresh dopamine. It looks like Crowder has already made good on his pledge to move on and not give Ethan any more attention, and there's only so much circlejerking the tankies can do in the absence of any response from the other side. I give him a few months max before he starts sperging out about something again.

 

[Chilson]

Jesus fuck, can the crowder spergs please stop derailing. Go make a Crowder thread if you hate the man so much.

 

[Hazel Motes]

Turkey Tom uploaded a video on the Klein and Paytas thing.

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[Jones McCann]

Can't believe I have a teddy fresh hoodie. Worse, I actually like it a lot but can't wear it outside for fear that someone will think I'm an Ethan Klein fan.

Anyone who owns a Teddy Fresh hoodie has an immediate obligation to hang themselves with it. Thank you for your service.

 

[Feetus]

Not sure if people have made this point (and too lazy to check the thread), but Ethan is literally just a redditor.

2014-2015 H3: making fun of Internet-based cringe culture

2016 H3: mildly left-leaning acknowledgments while making fun of SJW-based cringe-culture

2017-2021 H3: much farther left, very sensitive to people’s identity-based issues, maximum smarm

To be clear: I don’t care that people can become more left-wing. That isn’t cringe. But being a redditor is cringe. Everything from H3, from 2014 through 2021, is extremely smarmy and aggressive. Ethan’s arguments are sometimes deceptive (ex: WSJ controversy) but few of his fans care because they mindlessly agree with the points he’s making.

The only real difference between the Ethan of yesteryear and the Ethan of today is that in the past, he mocked and attacked things in a justified manner that everyone agreed was mock-worthy. Numerous factors – a growing fanbase, podcast success, legitimacy from YouTube’s upper management – have given Ethan more self-righteousness than he ever had before. Ethan can never be wrong. What he says is law, and if you disagree, then you’re wrong. End of story.

Just like a redditor.

Ethan surrounds himself with podcast producers, guests, family members and fans that all agree with him, creating a self-reinforcing opinion loop. He takes the moral high road against friends, because friendships be damned – he needs to show that he’s in the right. Every redditor logs onto their cesspool of a social media platform convinced that they’re the smartest person on the site. Ethan acts the same way every podcast, and the funniest part is that every one of his producers is convinced of the exact same thing. They all lack basic self-awareness.

Ethan has mirrored the average redditor perfectly, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that redditors are fucking cringe.