Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 44 3.8%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 1,115 96.2%

  • Total voters
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Observerer

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The podcast has lost 60,000 subs in the past month. I'd get recommeded H3 Podcast clips all the time on YT just because I watched other podcasts. Haven't seen a single one recommended in almost a year.
Do you guys think this is the begining of the end for his dogshit podcast? Will we see the Ethan Klein mental breakdown soon?
 

Hazel Motes

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Do you guys think this is the begining of the end for his dogshit podcast? Will we see the Ethan Klein mental breakdown soon?
I have the sad feeling that Ethan will always have some place in YT sphere, even if his viewship is a fraction of what it was. He appeals to the board as the "Independent" looking creator. They'll bring him out for interviews on TV to talk about the legacy of YT.
 

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Ethan is making spin off podcast faster than roosterteeth at this point. Next podcast will be some stupid 30 minute video about how he's so pissed off over a non import issue. Also his chemistry with Trisha is so forced and its as if he thinks he's talking to a retard (she is a lolcow). Honestly Ethan just needs to sell the h3h3 brand to a company and fuck off the internet. He is the reason leafy was banned he is the real the harassment policy and if it wasn't so on his big fucking nose he had the meeting with the youtube ceo because he literally praises every and any decision she makes. He's a simp for her.
 

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People can hate on Keem all they want - many times I'd say it's absolutely justified. But I just can't understand how Ethan's fans will so vehemently defend him whenever he's criticized or called out on something. I guess I'm just not on the same high IQ level as them to fully appreciate this peak humor of his:


Also boy do I feel bad for this kid once he's grown up. Imagine looking back on your parents old videos they posted online and finding this shit.
 
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GedsForth

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People can hate on Keem all they want - many times I'd say it's absolutely justified. But I just can't understand how Ethan's fans will so vehemently defend him whenever he's criticized or called out on something.
Look, the way I see it, I hated Keemstar for the longest time. I think it was that I perceived his abrasive nature as arrogance. I slowly realised over time that Keemstar is one the few bigger YouTubers out there who isn't a total fucking phony. What you see is what you get - he's loyal to his friends, he doesn't play bullshit shapeshifting backstabbing nosery ala Klein. He's pretty real, in the end. It's refreshing after how fucking saturated YT is with consistent phoney imsogewdpersonseegais BS at every goddamn turn.

Then I go and see Keemstar post one of his expletive-filled twitter videos half-joking about whatever and it's just like hah, dude's pretty legit - no middle-class roleplaying or any of that Klein-y behaviour
 

Table Country

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Look, the way I see it, I hated Keemstar for the longest time. I think it was that I perceived his abrasive nature as arrogance. I slowly realised over time that Keemstar is one the few bigger YouTubers out there who isn't a total fucking phony. What you see is what you get - he's loyal to his friends, he doesn't play bullshit shapeshifting backstabbing nosery ala Klein. He's pretty real, in the end. It's refreshing after how fucking saturated YT is with consistent phoney imsogewdpersonseegais BS at every goddamn turn.

Then I go and see Keemstar post one of his expletive-filled twitter videos half-joking about whatever and it's just like hah, dude's pretty legit - no middle-class roleplaying or any of that Klein-y behaviour
I don't know if I'd give Keem that much, but he's definitely much more open about being a dick at the very least. While he's no stranger to homosexual operations, I at least don't think he gives a shit about being seen as spotless and saintlike the way Ethan does.
 

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Also for anyone who doesn't know, this dude did not fuck a kid and Ethan knows this. He had a girl over with his mates and they were pouring champagne on her tits and she sucked his mate off while he nearby. The chick certainly did not look thirteen, Huge tits, I'm talking a generous C. Body was stacked too. Could've passed for eighteen, at least.
What part of being found guilty and serving jail-time for a child sex act don't you understand? He was filming his friend getting his dick sucked by a 13 year old. Easily could've smashed before or after the video you absolute pedo apologist. I don't fuck with Ethan in the slightest but you don't have to pick a side. Your favorite rapper a chomo.
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What part of being found guilty and serving jail-time for a child sex act don't you understand? He was filming his friend getting his dick sucked by a 13 year old. Easily could've smashed before or after the video you absolute pedo apologist. I don't fuck with Ethan in the slightest but you don't have to pick a side. Your favorite rapper a chomo.
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Court Documents Reveal New Details In Rapper 6ix9ine's Guilty Plea To Using A Child In A Sexual Performance
In the videos, 6ix9ine can be seen behind a nude child and making a thrusting motion while smacking her butt.

BY ERIC SHOREY


Earlier this year, critically celebrated rapper 6ix9ine, who also goes by the names Teka$hi 6ix9ine and Tekashi69, pleaded guilty to three felony counts of the use of a child in a sexual performance. The victim's name is currently being withheld from the public. Now, court documents reveal a handful of details about case.

The charge 6ix9ine (legal name: Daniel Hernandez) is accused of is specifically defined as "the use of a child in a sexual performance if knowing the character and content thereof he employs, authorizes or induces a child less than seventeen years of age to engage in a sexual performance or being a parent, legal guardian or custodian of such child, he consents to the participation by such child in a sexual performance."

Jezebel notes that rumors of the incident had been circulating on the internet and were specifically brought up in a feud with rappers Zillakami and Trippie Redd, who in a disagreement with 6ix9ine stated that they "don’t promote pedophiles.”

6ix9ine's public statements about the situation, which he claims occurred “three to four years ago," contradict official court documents. The criminal complaint states that the incident occurred on February 21, 2015 and continued until the next day.

Videos from the night in question were uploaded to social media (and have since been deleted). In the videos, 6ix9ine can be seen "behind the child making a thrusting motion with his pelvis and smacking her on her buttocks. The child is nude in the video," according to court documents.

“In the third video, the child is completely nude and is sitting across the laps of the defendant and the separately charged defendant Taquan Anderson. The separately charged defendant touches the child across her legs and vagina with his hand. The same three individuals are observed in all three videos," says the criminal complaint.

The victim's mother reportedly saw the posts the next day.

“I don’t know her exact age, I think she was 14 or some shit like that,” 6ix9ine says in the above video. “I’m not touching the girl, I’m not having sexual intercourse with the girl, I’m not doing nothing, she just nude in some type of way.”

“When she came in she asked me how old I was and I told her I was 18 and I assumed she was older. The way she was asking made me think she was older," 6ix9ine later said in police interrogations.


6ix9ine, who was factually 18 at the time of the crime, also made incorrect statements about his age at the time of the incident, describing himself as “a baby,” “a kid,” and “17 years young ... I was doing it for my image.”

The conditions of 6ix9ine's plea deal include "one year of interim probation ... two years of mental health treatment with regular updates to the court on his progress ... [and] three hundred hours of community service through the New York City Parks Department." He was also forbidden from posting sexually explicit or violent content on social media and instructed to obtain his GED.

6ix9ine has not responded to requests for comments on the situation.
We don't charge and prosecute based on what ifs. Unless the victim states there was sex between her and 6ix9ine, we can only go by what was stated in the court documents which states that it didn't happen. 6ix9ine is by no stretch of the imagination a role model, but there's no need to embellish the details based on someone's lack of character.

Court Documents from the case
 

The Debt Collector

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We don't charge and prosecute based on what ifs. Unless the victim states there was sex between her and 6ix9ine, we can only go by what was stated in the court documents which states that it didn't happen. 6ix9ine is by no stretch of the imagination a role model, but there's no need to embellish the details based on someone's lack of character.
Good save bro. 6ix9ine the literal child fondler and child porn distributor. I can if and but all I want, if not for speculation Kiwifarms would not exist. All these rappers have "fall-guys" in court cases. He probably admitted the least he could to get a lighter sentence and blame it on Tay, also he doesn't have the cleanest track-record for not snitching.
If you want to defend him go ahead, have a field day, you'll still be defending a chomo cholo.
 

GedsForth

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We don't charge and prosecute based on what ifs. Unless the victim states there was sex between her and 6ix9ine, we can only go by what was stated in the court documents which states that it didn't happen. 6ix9ine is by no stretch of the imagination a role model, but there's no need to embellish the details based on someone's lack of character.

Court Documents from the case
Good save bro. 6ix9ine the literal child fondler and child porn distributor. I can if and but all I want, if not for speculation Kiwifarms would not exist. All these rappers have "fall-guys" in court cases. He probably admitted the least he could to get a lighter sentence and blame it on Tay, also he doesn't have the cleanest track-record for not snitching.
If you want to defend him go ahead, have a field day, you'll still be defending a chomo cholo.
I think most people would agree that filming a 13 year old suck a dick makes you a pedophile, but while it may have occurred, there's no evidence 6ix9ine actually fucked the 13 year old. I don't think anyone involved in the incident, not even Zillakami, actually accused him of such.

6ix9ine's pedophilia aside, Ethan's anger towards Logan Paul's success with Impaulsive is pretty clear in that tweet. It's not like Ethan's actually angry at 6ix9ine, if he were he wouldn't just be going after Paul.
 

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I have the sad feeling that Ethan will always have some place in YT sphere, even if his viewship is a fraction of what it was. He appeals to the board as the "Independent" looking creator. They'll bring him out for interviews on TV to talk about the legacy of YT.
Would be a shame if that “independent” looking creator kept bringing up Gokunaru and Bill Burr humiliating him on set while Hila laughs uncomfortably during their time together.