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Full Story: Ethan Oliver Ralph of The Ralph Retort is Arrested for Assaulting an Officer

A story you probably wont be seeing on The Ralph Retort, Ethan Ralph, most notable for his GamerGate-oriented news blog, has been arrested on three different charges.



He is being charged with public intoxication, obstruction of justice, and assaulting an officer. A likely story is that he resisted arrest when confronted by an officer over his drunken conduct, assaulting him in the process.

As with most states in the US, assaulting a police officer is a serious offense in Virginia. A class 6 felony, it carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 6 months in jail and a hefty $2500 fine. The Ralph is facing serious prison time as the maximum sentence, not including any other charges, is 5 years (should he be convicted).

Lolcow News has not received word if the arresting officer was conspiring to remove breasts from video games.
 
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BurningPewter

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SIGH..they own the cops now too..

I can imagine him sitting outside a cafe, drinking a coffee, talking to a friend about the new PS4 game.. Cops approach..

"say there son, that game your talking about, does it respect women and explore gender roles?"

"no Sir it's about shooting robots"

"whoa that's strong coffee you're drinking there son, we're gon have to bring you in"

cop starts shaking and slapping him

"hey stop"

"whoa resisting arrest? Get him in the car" cop winks "and tell him Anita and Briana say hi"
 

Apocalypso

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Full Story: Ethan Oliver Ralph of The Ralph Retort is Arrested for Assaulting an Officer

A story you probably wont be seeing on The Ralph Retort, Ethan Ralph, most notable for his GamerGate-oriented news blog, has been arrested on three different charges.



He is being charged with public intoxication, obstruction of justice, and assaulting an officer. A likely story is that he resisted arrest when confronted by an officer over his drunken conduct, assaulting him in the process.

As with most states in the US, assaulting a police officer is a serious offense in Virginia. A class 6 felony, it carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 6 months in jail and a hefty $2500 fine. The Ralph is facing serious prison time as the maximum sentence, not including any other charges, is 5 years (should he be convicted).

Lolcow News has not received word if the arresting officer was conspiring to remove breasts from video games.
Seth Rogen, is that you?
 

Apteryx Owenii

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Really not that serious.
That's not the correct record. The dates (year!), address, arraignment, officer name etc do not match the original above. I did I search in Loudoun County and the correct case (CR00030064-00) comes back as still being active.

In a blog post Ralph says it's not finalized but likely will not be dropped from a felony and he'll have to do a minimum of 6mo.

https://archive.fo/jTmEz
 
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