Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Jcaesar187 / the "Killstream" - Chronic fat alcoholic, abuser, deadbeat father, obsesses with male genitals, owner of a gunt

[shapelesswaste]

 

[TherapyMan]

Did Faith come home? I'm not reading through every post, its 9AM.

The only thing we learned tonight for sure is that Faith never came.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Never expected Ethan Ralph to reach the levels of exceptional of Lucas Werner. Leaking a sex tape to own the Kiwis is some extra try hard.

I still want an Ethan Ralph solo in the vein of Idubbz from MC Jarbo though.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Niggaz, give me an update, there's a sextape of the gunt? xDDDD

 

[TheSimpShow]

Did Faith come home? I'm not reading through every post, its 9AM.

She (never) came somewhere alright.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The gunt rapidly clapping against bare ass cheeks. I watched Ethan Ralph stick his thumb in a woman's butthole. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in a glass of Maker's Mark. Time to die.

You also witnessed him say ‘I wanna feel you cum on my cock’ which is exactly what he said to Ade in the leaked texts. The sheer unoriginality of the Gunt on full display.

 

[Sam Losco]

Spoiler: meth man's twitter cont.

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Simp Mastercuck does not understand Ethan Ralph. Ethan will have zero regrets over this. Zero.

 

[Julay-chan]

Imma get my bitch famous.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Wanted to @ Dame about the news re: Brianna Wu teaming up with Dame's personal favorite lolcow Cenk, but ... he been corrupted by the Gunth Side.

God Damn, man. It fucking sucks when people you like and find funny do shit like this.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

She came somewhere alright.

By the looks of things: I doubt it.

 

[MeltyTW]

@oddish ED vindicated as a reliable source for micro peen leaks

 

[Sam Losco]

Niggaz, give me an update, there's a sextape of the gunt? xDDDD

Click through the highlights, you'll find it.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Simp Mastercuck does not understand Ethan Ralph. Ethan will have zero regrets over this. Zero.

As long the as he can convince himself its a win its full steam ahead with no looking back.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Unironically, Sargon won.

 

[Julay-chan]

Feet pic from DMs, notice mark on bottom right

The sex tape

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Spoiler: 1MB clip of the worst part of the video, optimized for spamming to ecelebs

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

What a surreal fucking night.

You can't harm The Farms.

 

[LaurenLauren]

HOLY SHIT, I showed the screenshot of Ethans pee pee to my wife and she asked: "Is he up yet?" xDDDD

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Feet pic from DMs, notice mark on bottom right
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The sex tape
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can someone make an infographic of the watch, the feet and the walls matching?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Simp Mastercuck does not understand Ethan Ralph. Ethan will have zero regrets over this. Zero.

Even if Ralph wakes up tomorrow and realizes with horror what he did while blackout drunk, he will walk around like he won. He will never admit how unbelievably stupid it was even if he knows it is. He has to be proud of it because if he admits he fucked up then he has to admit he has a problem with his life and with alcohol.

The bottle doesn't want him to do that and Gator, enabling fuck that he is, will make absolutely sure he doesn't.