Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Jcaesar187 / the "Killstream" - Chronic fat alcoholic, abuser, deadbeat father, obsesses with male genitals, owner of a gunt

[ChineseAwoo]

Thanks for the synopsis got any links? just edit them in your OP

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

He looks so happy and I'm legit glad he's having fun

I'm glad he didn't fuck it up. Good on matt

 

[johnisdeer]

Special mentions to all these retarded fags who say and think stupid shit like this.

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.

It really is crazy how long these people hold grudges or chips on their shoulders for so long over dumb internet shit, they make it seem like matt and kraut raped a woman behind an arby's or something. It's been years now and they both have avoided making the same mistakes and have moved on, it's very strange.

Also shout out to @Kraut for the Kino as fuck stream bumper/intro for krauts court( the lumberjack mans man one) . Wherever you are looks really nice and the hut/shed looks comfy. Would you be able to upload just the stream bumper/into pls?

 

[Andrew Blaze]

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.

Listening to last nights stream now. Right after I read this you kicked Bryan off

 

[Toast Sandwich]

The issue with Matt Jarbo is the smugness and over-eagerness in his voice after people are slowly starting to give him a pass. He comes off as a giddy kid now that his detractors are on a downwards spiral, and it's painful to listen to.

The issue with Kraut is he contributed nothing, and his pretend-British accent makes me want to bad things.

There is literally no issue. It shows a bizarre lack of independence to assume that if you tolerate a potentially shitty person for any reason then it means you have morally attached yourself to them. That's what all these mouthbreathers are getting their shackles up about.

It's almost like they derive their entire sense of value and sense of self from which people they either have a vendetta against or are in support of. From people on the internet who nobody else will ever know or care about. It's embarrassing. They are only worth being invested in as a form of personal entertainment and nothing more.

 

[OhTheBliss]

There is literally no issue. It shows a bizarre lack of independence to assume that if you tolerate a potentially shitty person for any reason then it means you have morally attached yourself to them. That's what all these mouthbreathers are getting their shackles up about.

It's almost like they derive their entire sense of value and sense of self from the people they either have a vendetta against or are in support of. From people on the internet who nobody else will ever know or care about. It's embarrassing.

I think you misunderstanding my point. I just find them annoying to listen to, and not adding anything to the podcast or issue at hand.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

#GuntpocalypseNow

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I still can't believe Ralph is handing Matt a second chance on a gold platter. This is wack.

 

[Several Goats]

/pol/ keeps saying he an hero'd himself, don't feel like looking through 100 pages of bullshit, can someone give a tldr?

That's a shitpost.
Skipping months of build up and delicious side drama, Ethan has been 'dating' an 18 year old, her 'ex' did a stream leaking their dm's saying she was never with him. To prove the haters wrong, Ethan sent him a link to his own sex tape, which the ex played on stream. Unfortunately, they're both fat and Ethan has a micropenis, so it wasn't quite the own he thought it would be. Ethan put his thumb up the young ladies anus, sniffed and tasted the result.
Another ex livestreamed last night and confirmed the scat fetish, amongst an amusing list of other things.
There's thousands of pages of context, but long story short that happened then claims on /pol/ appeared that Ethan had killed himself, I fucking would if that were me
Proceed to kiwifarms running victory laps, corn being harvested, etc

 

[A Cardboard Box]

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.

Lmao imagine constricting your content and eliminating sources of funny because someone did a thing previously.

 

[John Smith]

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.

I like it.
Talk to whoever you want as long as it's entertaining.

You and Kraut could start a podcast together and talk about your mutilated pp's.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Glad to see a legitimate journalist weighing in to the gunt tape shit show.

Radio Host Ethan Ralph Releases Sex Tape to Mixed Reviews

On Tuesday, Joe Biden's announcement that he'd chosen Kamala Harris as his running mate was unfo...

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Spoiler: Full Page Screenshot

 

[Desktop User2]

'Ralph should shit the bed even harder by weening on a guy whose worst slights against him was doxxing some grifters he knew and knowing some silly 30 year old who took monies from the grifters and their fans.'

@Kraut is a skeptic dickhead, end of discussion nowadays. This will look bad for Ralph and at this point if he at least doesn't have someone else in his ear telling him that anything short of fucking off for a few months is a really bad idea he's roping himself by the end of the decade.

By the twilight of his brainiac excursions, @Kraut was spreading people were pedos (Ryan, for example), like everybody does in every internet fight, I really don't know why people care anymore - it is just as meaningless as fascist nowadays for normal people; that's why some hate him. There are also Mr. O'Furniture fan boys, that somewhat intersect with ER's, and everybody that mr. Lucky Charms makes fun of turn into the Sweetie Squad mortal enemies. That said, I don't even know if Kraut does politics still - he could never do science - but these white trash keep grudges like they keep scrap on their trailer parks so they can never forget and forgive the split cock and enjoy the content he gave us for sheer stupidity along the way and now for lack of technical prowess to run a show. He was pretty good on the Q&A last night tho

 

[Pistoleer]

The thing is that we are all here to enjoy the tism. Jarbo and Kraut want to dunk on The Gunt? Awesome. If something juicy happens with Kraut or Jarbo and The Gunt starts dunking on them? Fucking great.
At the end of the day they are all spergs, and spergs are gonna sperg. Here we have Spergs sperging at spergs which is the greatest entertainment the corn lord can provide.

 

[Disheveled Human]

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That guy was too nice I could went on a 60 min diatribe on why Ethan Ralph is a piece of shit and been comically funny.

 

[Wonder Boy]

Special mentions to all these retarded fags who say and think stupid shit like this.

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.

big thumbs up for having the integrity to hear out both sides, can our jersh do any wrong?

 

[Piranha Pleb]

He looks so happy and I'm legit glad he's having fun

what a happy boi!

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Special mentions to all these retarded fags who say and think stupid shit like this.

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.

The Gunt's propaganda has seeped into their mind to the point Jarbo flagging people 2 years ago (and doing nothing overtly homosexual since then) supersedes Ralph flagging people now along with the litany of other dumb shit Ralph has done. Jarbo freely wailing on the Gunt after having his life destroyed over lesser crimes than the Gunt seemingly gets a free pass for, upsets their delicate sensibilities to the point where this just ain't gosh darn fun no more. To those people I only have one thing to say,

YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME
EVERY FUCKIN SECOND
I CAN JUST SCREAM OVER YOU TOO
YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER
KEEP FUCKING RUNNING YOUR MOUTH
I'LL JUST KEEP HOLLERIN'
YOU MOTHERFUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT

EAT A FUCKING COCK
GO KILL YOURSELF
YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT
I'M FUCKIN GOD DAMN-
OHHHH WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL FUCKIN DAY

WLEHHHHHEHHHHRHRHEHRHH
WEELAHHHAHAHAHAHHH

 

[Wazzupnerds]

So has our made it to D-Live?

 

[Instapot]

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The dude sounds like he is going to cry.