Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Jcaesar187 / the "Killstream" - Chronic fat alcoholic, abuser, deadbeat father, obsesses with male genitals, owner of a gunt

[Love_Machine011]

Women aren't the difficult my man. Playing the persuasion game doesn't have to be something sinister. If they're chronic liars or toxic people, yes, but I wouldn't put 90% of women on it.

You literally projected 100% of this statement.

Who said woman are difficult?
Being emotionally manipulative is not necessarily sinister or being bad, unless your liars or toxic people.
Woman constantly manipulate men but that isn't necessarily a negative. It depends on what they are manipulating them to do. Men can manipulate woman as well. I'm sure Ralph did a lot of manipulation with suicide baiting.
Are they manipulating them like based meth head? Or to get up and take out the trash?

 

[GaryGrey]

They were thinking with their dicks.

But at their age they should know better. There is sticking your thumb in crazy and then there is sticking it in someone fresh out of high school. One of them will key your car the other will get you sent to jail because young white women cannot lie.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

I don't see her making great contributions science or the arts but she's far from dumb. She's immoral but is a very effective manipulator. Remember she convinced

1) Chris that she wasn't sleeping with Ralph, loved him, and would eventually have kids with him even though they'd never met.
2) Dad that Chris was a psycho stalker rather than someone she was stringing along for shits and giggles.
3) Ralph that Dad beat her and Chris was a stalker, that she was committed to the relationship and was only going to spend a day in DC with her folks, mainly her Mum, when in fact she was going to bail. As soon as she got to DC she gushed about her dear old Dad.

She's manipulated all the men in her life to a remarkable degree, telling them exactly what they need to hear to be on her side and against each other. This sort of behavior is morally extremely questionable but it has better survival characteristics than doing the right thing.

She could easily convince Dad and potentially a court that she's an exploited innocent rather than a devious schemer with potentially disastrous consequences for Ralph.

Ralph should be shitting himself right now, not from his Makers Mark diet but out of the dire possibility of ending up in court with Faith as a witness for the prosecution. He probably isn't of course, he'll continue to mouth off at anyone who pisses him off on Twitter encouraged by the odious Masterson. Problem is, that makes his day in court all the more likely.

Well, it seems the Kiwifarms have gotten exactly what they wanted. Ralph is at his lowest. And might be going back to jail.

I think next poll should be: Ralph is down and out, are you happy now?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

What did I say that was wrong?

Being an angry incel is cringe.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So you think in 9 months we'll get an act 2 to this whole mess?

 

[Curious Addie]

So what are the odds this will end with Ralph posting a Tiger King style hit on Jersh, Godwinson or PPP ?

Ade said he had 50k in his bank account, but he also has Bitcoin.

The final gay op? Perhaps. More likely is that Vickers will use his particular set of skills to construct some sort of death maze in an abandoned warehouse, to which he will lure Ralph with a trail of feces and children's undergarments.

 

[Circumspicious]

Well, it seems the Kiwifarms have gotten exactly what they wanted. Ralph is at his lowest. And might be going back to jail.

I think next poll should be: Ralph is down and out, are you happy now?

Speaking for myself, I would be very happy if Ralph went back to jail.

 

[arabianights]

Maybe you can't abort the retort, but the retort will definitely self-abort

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Well, it seems the Kiwifarms have gotten exactly what they wanted. Ralph is at his lowest. And might be going back to jail.

I think next poll should be: Ralph is down and out, are you happy now?

I'd vote yes on that.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Well, it seems the Kiwifarms have gotten exactly what they wanted. Ralph is at his lowest. And might be going back to jail.

I think next poll should be: Ralph is down and out, are you happy now?

Yes.

 

[Love_Machine011]

Being an angry incel is cringe.

I think you're taking it a bit too seriously.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Just had a wee chuckle to myself this morning, thinking about how Ralph genuinely believes he's extremely smart. He's probably telling himself "haha all those kiwifarmers are thinking about me, I"m the real winner here because they saw my peepee!" oh lordy.

The sad thing is that when this finally catches up to Ralph, it's his mother who's going to suffer the most. She's literally dying and basically dependent on Ralph. It's borderline elder abuse to do this to your mother.

 

[Null]

To address some things:

1. No, I am not making a "gunt" post reaction. We already have too many.
2. No, I'm not opening a Ralph subforum. It's all downhill from here.

As I predicted, Ethan Ralph will continue to stream out of petty, stubborn defiance. His core audience are retards who just want to hear what they already believe repeated back to them so they feel validated. He has told me in private, and Ade has confirmed, he has tens of thousands of dollars saved from his brief success. With his current level of income, he can afford his alcohol and Gator. Gator has made it clear he is happy with his current level of meager existence and has no ambitions or dreams beyond his current situation. Dick will continue to enable him for whatever personal motivation he has to do so.

This is the peak. Ralph has obliterated his own dignity in a drunken stupor. He has ruined the life of an 18-year-old girl and broken the law in the process. No woman will touch him again. All suspicions about his quality of life and daily existence have been validated by his ex. His gunt and small penis are completely exposed for the world to see. He has personally admitted he is into coprophilia. His show numbers are abysmal and the Corn Harvest stream got more than 4x his usual viewers on his own platform. There is nothing left to take from him.

If Ralph does get sued or arrested, I will open a thread for him in the legal board, but I see this going one way: he will resign himself to being a Tonka, pandering to the few hundred people still willing to tolerate his program, drink with the money he makes, and survive off his savings until the day he dies - which is probably soon.

After this week, I'm done with Ralph.

 

[JewBacca]

Speaking for myself, I would be very happy if Ralph went back to jail.

I'm torn on this front. While Ralph going to jail would be momentarily funny, there is no long term entertainment in it for me.

 

[instythot]

Teenagers especially white female suburban teenagers are some of the dumbest people alive. Just old enough to have responsibility but not old enough to have any wisdom. And yet somehow Ralph and AHalfWayCrook got bamboozled by one.

So... Faith went home confirmed? Thread is moving really fast

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I think you're taking it a bit too seriously.

I'm not taking anything seriously. It's just cringey to see someone post about "le 90% of FUCKING FEMOIDS REEEEE."

Don't post a cringe and I won't call you cringey.

 

[Sam Losco]

And what if he tries to say he was hacked? He's used Keepass on stream before, and he'd have to account for 2FA, which means passing the buck to somebody who was in his house the very night this stream occurred. And even if he could convince people he was hacked (on two accounts at once), he'd have to explain why this hacker leaked material that suited his immediate interests. The timing is convenient, isn't it? BF of a girl you'd been claiming to fuck comes out with texts of the girl saying you never did, and somebody hijacks your account to prove them wrong and nothing else?

Yeah, the hacking claim wouldn't work. The video is what kills that. Someone wouldn't have just had to hack into his Instagram account, they would have had to hack into his phone to get the video. Let's just run through some possibilities.

The video was only on his phone:
Hackers would have needed access to his phone to get the video and then also hack his Instagram to send it, oh and then his YT to be in the chat right after.

The video was moved to his computer:
Same thing, hacker would have needed access to his computer to get the video and then also hack his Instagram, and then his YT to gloat in chat.

The video was uploaded to a private cloud service:
Again, a triple hack would be needed, hack the cloud account and then his Instagram, and then his YT to gloat in chat.

Yet they left his Twitter alone instead of posting the video there too.

This doesn't take into account any 2FA to get through and if he uses a password manager, there is a better chance he is using different passwords for accounts and maybe random ones, so the hacking needed increases a lot.

No, the hacking story doesn't fly. Not for a second.

Faith had physical access to his phone/computer and did it all:
Faith was supposedly already out of state when this happened, or at the very least, with her parents, certainly not at Ralph's or we would have known.

Faith had access to the cloud account where the video was and his Instagram and YT accounts:
Zero evidence she had/has access to any of his accounts and no reason to believe she would.

Faith had the video on her phone too:
Then she would also need the Instagram account and YT account access.

There is zero denying he sent it, IMO. He was drunk as fuck when he did it, and maybe didn't even remember he did it when he Tweeted that denial or it was a hungover attempt to defuse due to the legal implications.

 

[Love_Machine011]

Well, it seems the Kiwifarms have gotten exactly what they wanted. Ralph is at his lowest. And might be going back to jail.

I think next poll should be: Ralph is down and out, are you happy now?

Ralph isn't down and out. He will only be down and out of the show somehow gets aborted. We just saw a big drop on a slow overall decline.

 

[Circumspicious]

I think you're taking it a bit too seriously.

You are both taking this too seriously. We're on KiwiFarms. Come on, now.

 

[Woyzeck]

Well, it seems the Kiwifarms have gotten exactly what they wanted. Ralph is at his lowest. And might be going back to jail.

I think next poll should be: Ralph is down and out, are you happy now?

You’re saying this as if it isn’t entirely his own fault