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Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Jcaesar187 / the "Killstream" - Chronic fat alcoholic, abuser, deadbeat father, obsesses with male genitals, owner of a gunt
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You're so fucking lucky. I know Gators voice and want to drive a pen in my ear everytime I hear it.
MeltyTW
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I'm beginning to think God made Ralph as a joke, his own personal plaything and object of cruelty. Imagine being Ethan Oliver Ralph.
Ethan Ralph, this is your life bud. The only positive I can give you is you most likely wont have to endure this world much longer, look at this Ethan. this is you, this will always be you:
You wake up at 5:20PM and you shake off the beer cans to read kiwifarms, a thread where everyone cheers on the inevitable karmic cosmic abortion/miscarriage of your child.
Your wife is playing Kingdom Hearts, you hate her and know that she uses kiwifarms memes to describe you to her friends but leaving her means dying in prison
You're a grown man forced by internet bullies to refer to part of your own body as a gunt, a gut cunt. this is just canon to your life.
You have to morph your gunt around the sink to take a shit, irritating your stomach in a nigh endless loop of perpetual diarrhea
You desperately try to get ugly whores to agree to any act while they try to get as much as possible for as little contact physical or through erotic dms, you know so little contact with a woman despite having been married for years that you've been trained to cum to a non erotic letter addressed to you, you cum to stationary.
Everytime you brag about your internet career you have to frantically explain what a lemon is, what dlive is. and hope they google the minuscule value or find out you make at most a fry cook's wage in the stingiest lowest minimum wage in the country.
Everyone outside your lemon sharecropping negroes bibble and gaytor hate you, mc jarbo your former favorite youtuber hates you, zidan hates you, your wife hates you, your aborted angel baby hates you for trying to give it a shit life in a crack shack in a violent ghetto, your inlaws hate you, jim wont acknowledge you on his death bed out of disgust, the federal government and your state government hate you
You've become desperately afraid that everyone and everything you see is a fat canadian neet, his schizo stoner friend, and a posh british baron whove decided to make you commit suicide for fun.
You have to pretend to be racist despite being a wigger desperate for black approval, your attempt to be tough on black twitter gets you gunt-doxed and shamed and laughed at by thousands of new people
Your hit piece is filled with alawgs telling you to kill yourself
you've been grinded into such misery that even your bravado statements include references to your own suicide, you have to threaten to kill yourself so your own mods will help you for a day look like you make above minimum wage
your attempt to get back at your ex gets your retarded brother's ssn doxed.
Your wife is playing Kingdom Hearts, you hate her and know that she uses kiwifarms memes to describe you to her friends but leaving her means dying in prison
You're a grown man forced by internet bullies to refer to part of your own body as a gunt, a gut cunt. this is just canon to your life.
You have to morph your gunt around the sink to take a shit, irritating your stomach in a nigh endless loop of perpetual diarrhea
You desperately try to get ugly whores to agree to any act while they try to get as much as possible for as little contact physical or through erotic dms, you know so little contact with a woman despite having been married for years that you've been trained to cum to a non erotic letter addressed to you, you cum to stationary.
Everytime you brag about your internet career you have to frantically explain what a lemon is, what dlive is. and hope they google the minuscule value or find out you make at most a fry cook's wage in the stingiest lowest minimum wage in the country.
Everyone outside your lemon sharecropping negroes bibble and gaytor hate you, mc jarbo your former favorite youtuber hates you, zidan hates you, your wife hates you, your aborted angel baby hates you for trying to give it a shit life in a crack shack in a violent ghetto, your inlaws hate you, jim wont acknowledge you on his death bed out of disgust, the federal government and your state government hate you
You've become desperately afraid that everyone and everything you see is a fat canadian neet, his schizo stoner friend, and a posh british baron whove decided to make you commit suicide for fun.
You have to pretend to be racist despite being a wigger desperate for black approval, your attempt to be tough on black twitter gets you gunt-doxed and shamed and laughed at by thousands of new people
Your hit piece is filled with alawgs telling you to kill yourself
you've been grinded into such misery that even your bravado statements include references to your own suicide, you have to threaten to kill yourself so your own mods will help you for a day look like you make above minimum wage
your attempt to get back at your ex gets your retarded brother's ssn doxed.
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ddlloo
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I love how Ralph writes off his abuse of Rackets and Dame as being caused by being shellshocked from the 'war' he's going through, so what does he do next? He publishes a hitpiece on an ex which includes her employers information, and encourages his supporters to contact them, plus this fucking gem:
The man is such a thin skinned moron who has bought into his own gimmick far too much. The whole "when they go low I go lower" schtick is dumb to start with, but the whole point is that you're supposed to make your enemies look awful NOT YOURSELF. If Ralph had published that shit even a year ago he would have been hit by massive negative feedback from his viewers, but he's made so many retarded decisions in recent times that there are fuck all 'supporters' left who aren't massively unapologetic messes themselves.
Ralph is such a gross little man. God bless Nora, she clearly has a future as a tard wrangler if her current career path fizzles out. There was a nice little period there after Ralph got out of jail where he resembled a half decent person who just lacked some finesse, shame, and impulse control but was capable of running a solid enough little show on the fringes of the internet, and I have no doubt that she was the primary reason he didn't collapse sooner into his true self. Massive analogies to Boogies ex wife can and should be made.
The man is such a thin skinned moron who has bought into his own gimmick far too much. The whole "when they go low I go lower" schtick is dumb to start with, but the whole point is that you're supposed to make your enemies look awful NOT YOURSELF. If Ralph had published that shit even a year ago he would have been hit by massive negative feedback from his viewers, but he's made so many retarded decisions in recent times that there are fuck all 'supporters' left who aren't massively unapologetic messes themselves.
Ralph is such a gross little man. God bless Nora, she clearly has a future as a tard wrangler if her current career path fizzles out. There was a nice little period there after Ralph got out of jail where he resembled a half decent person who just lacked some finesse, shame, and impulse control but was capable of running a solid enough little show on the fringes of the internet, and I have no doubt that she was the primary reason he didn't collapse sooner into his true self. Massive analogies to Boogies ex wife can and should be made.
I just love how he massively overvalues his maneuvering like it's Maverick diving below the hard deck to splash Viper, when the reality is that Faith is flying them through jetwash and Ralph will break his neck bailing out.
It's sad. As much of an utterly worthless piece of shit as he currently is, there was a time when he at least seemed headed in the right direction, had stopped being so much of a thin-skinned pussy, and was reasonably successful at promoting himself.
Guntkvd
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Ralph is starting to act like a cornered animal, the tide is turning on him and he is struggling to keep his internet fwends in line. The only reason Ralph apologized to dame and rakes because he doesn't want to open the flood gates. He will end like Fred Fuchs, all his capos will come out and take collective dump on him to save their asses.
That stream is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzimqgVB0Kc
https://archive.vn/VO8Om
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
this post should really be in the meta forum
theguntsexpartner
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Wait that is what the Gunt meant the whole time. it was a combination of gut and cunt, oh dear god i dont know how i missed this
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Oh wait. I forgot about this one. Anybody remember the time when Ralph said /baph/ was a bunch of pussies?
And then /baph/ doxed him, his dick, his mom, his now dead dad and his SSN? Kiwi Farms remembers.
And then /baph/ doxed him, his dick, his mom, his now dead dad and his SSN? Kiwi Farms remembers.
LanceHaver
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Off-topic, but didn't Boogie's wife have a feeder fetish and she sperged when he was going to go through with the surgery? Or were those just lies that he spun?
An ex of his had a feeder fetish his wife just got tired of his shit.
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Meine liebste Erika,
I can't remember when I last wrote you - the days here tend to blend together somehow. Sometimes I wish I was at the front lines just to have something actually happen. Sniping duty is so dull, we started to play Bingo just to stay awake.
That hasn't kept our northern comrade from loosing it though: A few days ago he read some kind of hostage letter, ran into the woods and hasn't been seen since. Poor bastard…
Yesterday we met a farmer bringing news from the Californian front: The Guntstapo dropped a Baby Of All Bombs on Vicker's Staffel. I'm not believing it just yet as the enemy is known to spread rumors and false information.
He also talked about something happening at Ground AdeZero but he wasn't sure if it's another front line forming or just a small skirmish. Time will tell I guess.
I love you and I miss you - please send pictures of your feet.
Heil Mond! Heil Mais!
Stabsgefreiter Hans T. Eroid
I never knew I needed an alternate recap post in this format. 5/5
Not Even Twice
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I can't decide which is the bigger example of lack of self-awareness from Ralph's 'article'.
That he attempted to mock Ade for the job she has, while never having held a job his entire life.
That he complains that she has a voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
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That he acts outraged that she was dating someone much younger than herself.
That he attempted to mock Ade for the job she has, while never having held a job his entire life.
That he complains that she has a voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
or
That he acts outraged that she was dating someone much younger than herself.
Ah yes. Was a wonderful time. Ralph forgot to mention all this in his gamergate segment last night. I wonder whyOh wait. I forgot about this one. Anybody remember the time when Ralph said /baph/ was a bunch of pussies?
And then /baph/ doxed him, his dick, his mom, his now dead dad and his SSN? Kiwi Farms remembers.
Yea it was really weird seeing him bring up her being 40 multiple times as if to shame her or mock her when hes like 35 and looks like a bad 46. Even more ironic is that it'll be a miracle if ralph even ses 40 himself.I can't decide which is the bigger example of lack of self-awareness from Ralph's 'article'.
That he attempted to mock Ade for the job she has, while never having held a job his entire life.
That he complains that she has a voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
or
That he acts outraged that she was dating someone much younger than herself.
Oh wait. I forgot about this one. Anybody remember the time when Ralph said /baph/ was a bunch of pussies?
And then /baph/ doxed him, his dick, his mom, his now dead dad and his SSN? Kiwi Farms remembers.
Luckily Ralph learned from this so when, later on, he could have got into fights with Kiwi Farms, ED, Twitter, every Internet hornets' nest, and every woman he's broken up with he prudently avoided provoking them.
Oh, wait...
@theralph you broke meh last night! They should use your streams for cia torture in Gitmo! I better just play that clip at this point( realistically, I dont think ill stream snipe ralph unless he has an absolutely good guest that’ll torpedo his ass again like Pat little or Richard Spencer. I prefer not having to commit myself to that misery. I mean, just look at my face this morning. PAYCHOLOGICALLY BROKE MEH KIWIS)
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