Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Jcaesar187 / the "Killstream" - Chronic fat alcoholic, abuser, deadbeat father, obsesses with male genitals, owner of a gunt

[John Andrews Stan]

My theory: Vickers knows he fucked up as Faith’s father and is deflecting it all onto Reethan to make himself look like a hero. His only job in life was to keep her off the gunt. He failed. Instead of repairing his relationship with his daughter and trying to help her, all his focus is on the gunt. As much as Reethan disgusts me, and as much sympathy as I have for the Vickers, his efforts are somewhat misplaced.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Really makes you wonder why Elric's such a faggot and isn't dropping the full logs. Nice drop tho Sam

The slow leak thing is totally a Mr. Vickers plan. He's not being careful because he'll reveal his source anymore, he's leaking them slow because this is a grand scheme Mr. Vickers thought up. Now he gets to sit in his chair and tap the tips of his fingers together and pretend he's some mastermind.

 

[death of chans]

My theory: Vickers knows he fucked up as Faith’s father and is deflecting it all onto Reethan to make himself look like a hero. His only job in life was to keep her off the gunt. He failed. Instead of repairing his relationship with his daughter and trying to help her, all his focus is on the gunt. As much as Reethan disgusts me, and as much sympathy as I have for the Vickers, his efforts are somewhat misplaced.

yes, 'men' like ethan go after low hanging fruit, unfortunately ethan is a vegetable and he's being harvested.
if vickers isn't careful this'll become his and his daughters lives, ad infinitum...

 

[RichardRApe]

if she did abort? he would dab on that shit and then call her a baby murderer.( chat would like that) then cut all ties and get gloriously drunk in celebration.

I never thought of that, I think you're right. He's got that scheming, vindictive streak in him. I bet he wanted her to make the abortion decision on her own so he could get that win/win.

Instead of repairing his relationship with his daughter and trying to help her, all his focus is on the gunt.

Is this really true? Outside of what we see here I don't really know how he spends his days. Doing these leaks wouldn't take that much time. Not defending the guy, lmao he's a train wreck in his own right.

 

[Niggernerd]

Godwinson was a mod in ade and Tachy’s server and got demoted for kicking weev out.

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But he supports PPPs hate for the gunt (yea i know theres a big difference i just hate the British and their pompous accent)

 

[Blancmange]

When did he do that? Dates? Any proof he did this? Revenge porn has a civil cause of action too. Allegedly this fat asshole has money in the bank. He could have done literally anything other than become an extra in the IBS drama scene.

Why are you so hysterical about it? Are you jealous of the attention he's getting or something? So he's shitposting on twitter. He's not your dad, just enjoy it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I haven’t delved into Vickers’ bio at all, but coin shop owners all seem to be hardcore libertarians in my experience. And no “community” is as replete with lolcow trainwrecks as the libertarian scene. (Not to get too inside baseball, but if you’re familiar with Jim Davidson and his “Individual Sovereign University”, you know what I’m talking about.) I suspect Vickers will earn his own thread here before too long.

 

[PhoBingas]

I just wanted to note that Ethan did not confirm the 2 PM start time today, so it's possible that he may be much later than that.

Either way, I'll be good to go live when he starts. I've got an eye on his twitter.

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His memory can't be so hot if he routinely forgets to put on underwear. Just sayin'.

 

[Kenobi]

I think this is a pretty good take. It's mutually assured destruction on that part. That being said, I think Elric is just lazy rather than conniving for the most part. I don't care either way. It's like throwing away the crust after eating a pizza. Everyone just becomes extremely jaded after awhile and they stop caring.

i 100% belive that genius anus is Mr vickers. Last night he went on a several tweet monolaouge about how faith is a good girl and ethan is a monster.

https://twitter.com/GeniusAnus/status/1336523351498559489

He says he has them all.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

i 100% belive that genius anus is Mr vickers. Last night he went on a several tweet monolaouge about how faith is a good girl and ethan is a monster.

https://twitter.com/GeniusAnus/status/1336523351498559489

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He says he has them all.

You're probably right but I want to live in the reality where some rando former Killstream fan is lusting after Ralph's' used goods.

 

[Blancmange]

i 100% belive that genius anus is Mr vickers.

We've heard his voice, he's definitely not Vickers.

 

[RichardRApe]

We've heard his voice, he's definitely not Vickers.

Well then Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis gets his wish of some rando former Killstream fan is lusting after Ralph's' used goods. What a time to be alive.

 

[Angry Shoes]

i 100% belive that genius anus is Mr vickers. Last night he went on a several tweet monolaouge about how faith is a good girl and ethan is a monster.

https://twitter.com/GeniusAnus/status/1336523351498559489

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He says he has them all.

I'm not sure about that. It would make sense if Elrich only popped up around the time the Faith/Ethan drama started but he's been here since the beginning of last year.



I don't see Vickers creating an account here that early, also judging by how he's acted on Twitter he would have just made an account with his name and started posting instead of trying to hide behind a different name.

 

[Vetti]

I'm not sure about that. It would make sense if Elrich only popped up around the time the Faith/Ethan drama started but he's been here since the beginning of last year.

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I don't see Vickers creating an account here that early, also judging by how he's acted on Twitter he would have just made an account with his name and started posting instead of trying to hide behind a different name.

I don't think they're the same guy. I think they just happen to both be wordy and stupid.

 

[MeltyTW]

You know we got so caught up in how likely the police report would send ralph back to jail that we didnt even consider the financial hit, hes got what 25k left i think he said?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't think they're the same guy. I think they just happen to both be wordy and stupid.

If you think about it, they became friends by talking about gun laws or something. Maybe they're just meant to be pals. In a weird way if they both weren't wordy stupid people who like to scheme nothing would have gotten released anyway. Funny how things work out.

 

[AltisticRight]

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no, i will not.

A president-elect, a president, a doctor, and some nog that caused nation-wide chimpouts.
What a fine selection.
If it's not given to the doctor, they all deserve to die from covid.

i 100% belive that genius anus is Mr vickers. Last night he went on a several tweet monolaouge about how faith is a good girl and ethan is a monster.

https://twitter.com/GeniusAnus/status/1336523351498559489

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He says he has them all.

No he isn't. His account has been around far before all this Faith shit started, and he was actively involved in the Kenny Jones autism, which dates back a year or whatever.

 

[Garth]

i 100% belive that genius anus is Mr vickers. Last night he went on a several tweet monolaouge about how faith is a good girl and ethan is a monster.

https://twitter.com/GeniusAnus/status/1336523351498559489

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He says he has them all.

All this shit has become so convoluted and Vickers can't seem to decide whether to keep his twitter active, or not, so perhaps Anus gave Vickers access to his twitter. Or they talk so much that there's some code-switching happening.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Godwinson was a mod in ade and Tachy’s server and got demoted for kicking weev out.

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Spoiler: The MOST IMPORTANT TAKE EVER on Godwinson's DEMODINING

On one hand, kinda lame on Godwinson's part
One the other, I always have stuck with the rule 'racist jokes are funny, racism isn't'. That can be interperted all sorts of ways but weev did kinda go a little off the deep end and it's not like Godwinson got kicked or Weev was perma banned.

Seems like an unremarkable cool kid club spat honestly.

So I think it is time we ask the important question everyone has been too disgusted to ask and will be too scared to answer:

If you were Ethan Ralph and forced to choose between either May/Pantsu or Faith, WHO DO YOU CHOOSE TO BE WITH?! UwU
feel free to justify you answer from Ralphs POV to absolve yourself of responsibilty of the claim and avoid the cop-out "hurr durr I'd kill muh self cause the only way to win is not to play" answer. No shit that's the only way to win, that is why you are not Ethan Ralph and should be happy.

As Ralph, May/Pantsu is the obvious choice despite Faith being a "Memphis 10"
Pros
- Pantsu isn't telling people you smell like used tampons
-Not pregnant
- No parents appear to be involved in her life making isolation and control easier
- Already a proud member of cult Dax
- From what we saw with Digibro, bitch is loyal to a fault and will go down with a sinking ship
- Equally as much of a vapid attention whore as you and just as thin skinned
- Consoles you when evil Mexicans keep you from bowling
- Will help you "milk the simps"

Cons
- She may diddle you kid.
- She will wanna watch loli and shotta
- May only be fucking you to access your child

From the perspective of Ralph the choice is clear, Being with a girl who the whole internet calls a pedophile while your pregnant GF is back with her family and ready to take your ass to the cleaners is a great way to never see your child again while playing victim about family court cause they discriminated against you for being a hwhite man (fucking racist mexicans ).

It is clear you all do not understand the 7th Dimensional Checkers being played here. Ralph has secured an heir to the kingdom, is going to hide his assets in real estate, play up the victim points when he isn't allowed to see his kid anymore, keep May around cause she'll let Ralph get anyone preggo for a crack at a sweet newborn, become a born again Christian to expand into the untapped Edgy Christ-fag market (which Baked Alaska tapped into recently), and keep doing the killstream while letting Dax and Gator clean up his messes.

Ralph wins. You just have to think of it from his POV and what he actually wants vs what he says he wants.

 

[MeltyTW]

It is clear you all do not understand the 7th Dimensional Checkers being played here. Ralph has secured an heir to the kingdom, is going to hide his assets in real estate, play up the victim points when he isn't allowed to see his kid anymore, keep May around cause she'll let Ralph get anyone preggo for a crack at a sweet newborn, become a born again Christian to expand into the untapped Edgy Christ-fag market (which Baked Alaska tapped into recently), and keep doing the killstream while letting Dax and Gator clean up his messes.

Ralph wins. You just have to think of it from his POV and what he actually wants vs what he says he wants.

where does bleeding his lifes savings to avoid going to jail possibly unsuccessfully for revenge porn of his microscopic dick fit in to all this masterful planning?