Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - Chronic fat alcoholic, abuser, deadbeat father, male genitals enthusiast, owner of a gunt, fat, 5'1'' revenge pornographer.

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Famke Slamssen

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Calling an 18 year old hot isnt that bad even having a one night stand with one you meet at a bar isn't that bad. What is bad is entering a relationship with one knowing that you are a controversial figure who is also an alcoholic pill popper in their mid 30's.
Pretty much. I don't get the pearl clutching over this shit considering nearly everyone in this thread proably jerks off to 18 year olds routinely whether they realize it or not. I don't even think there's anything morally wrong with dating an 18 year old at that age, at least in a vacuum. I do however think it reflects very poorly on a man in his mid 30s who thinks such a relationship can be in any way fulfilling, let alone something to brag about.
 

Sammich

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Pretty much. I don't get the pearl clutching over this shit considering nearly everyone in this thread proably jerks off to 18 year olds routinely whether they realize it or not. I don't even think there's anything morally wrong with dating an 18 year old at that age, at least in a vacuum. I do however think it reflects very poorly on a man in his mid 30s who thinks such a relationship can be in any way fulfilling, let alone something to brag about.
Fucking a barely legal chick is one thing, but actually having a relationship with one just sounds fucking exhausting as unfulfilling as all hell. Imagine being 35 and trying to find something to talk about with a 18 year old?
 

Dell Conagher

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I wonder how addictive gunt grease is.
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because my god. this idiot is one of rekietas friends and a loyal simpshow viewer. Youd think as a lawyer, hed know that when youre 18 and even 19 youre reffered to as a teenager because of the "teen" in the ending of the word. Obviously hes just simping for maddax. But have you ever talked to an 18 or 19 year old? theyre basically still children.

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Take a look at the likes its full of dick show capos
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Really makes you go :thinking:
 
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MeltyTW

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Pretty much. I don't get the pearl clutching over this shit considering nearly everyone in this thread proably jerks off to 18 year olds routinely whether they realize it or not. I don't even think there's anything morally wrong with dating an 18 year old at that age, at least in a vacuum. I do however think it reflects very poorly on a man in his mid 30s who thinks such a relationship can be in any way fulfilling, let alone something to brag about.
its less that he happened to date a teen vs specifically targeting teens of that age from his wife to now. its one thing to date an 18 year old vs camping out waiting for graduation day whenever you need a new gf. its the difference between "oh youre recently of age" and "sooo, cant wait till shes of age". theres no real legal solution but purposefully seeking out very inexperienced just now adults is at least a little scummy

I wonder how addictive gunt grease is.
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because my god. this idiot is one of rekietas friends and a loyal simpshow viewer. Youd think as a lawyer, hed know that when youre 18 and even 19 youre reffered to as a teenager because of the "teen" in the ending of the word. Obviously hes just simping for maddax. But have you ever talked to an 18 or 19 year old? theyre basically still children.

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pointing that basic fact out gets you blocked, facts are now toxic
 

nohull

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Fucking a barely legal chick is one thing, but actually having a relationship with one just sounds fucking exhausting as unfulfilling as all hell. Imagine being 35 and trying to find something to talk about with a 18 year old?
I'm 100% sure that Politics isn't something they frecuently talk about
I wonder how addictive gunt grease is.
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because my god. this idiot is one of rekietas friends and a loyal simpshow viewer. Youd think as a lawyer, hed know that when youre 18 and even 19 youre reffered to as a teenager because of the "teen" in the ending of the word. Obviously hes just simping for maddax. But have you ever talked to an 18 or 19 year old? theyre basically still children.

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Porn companies use the term "teen" in an obviously calculated attempt to shame their viewers. :story::story::story::story::story:
pointing that basic fact out gets you blocked, facts are now toxic
The more he keeps denying it, the funnier it becomes to mock him for it. The gunt lives in such a thick bubble, holy shit.
 

instythot

Shit-stirring retard
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  1. Find mentally unstable and impressionable girl, already fat enough to make concessions for you being an offputting sack of lard and disfigured skin
  2. Ply her with alcohol so she doesn't notice your degenerate personality and fatness is rubbing off on her
  3. Continue process until you have made her almost as repellent as you are in the eyes of any normal person
  4. Sit back in the knowledge that she is now so disgustingly fat that only a black man would ever give her the time of day, but if she ever left you for one then he would end up beating the shit out of her for how insufferably Ralph-like her personality has now become

That's a weird way of spelling D.E.N.N.I.S.

I listened to a PPP sermon on Ralph earlier today, and it struck me that with him giving equal time to calling Ethan and Shannon fags, he very effectively highlights both how much of a beta Shannon is with all of the full throated defenses he provides and how much of an ungrateful shit Ethan is for all his janitorial staff does with all zero defenses he provides for them. Clever if intentional, but more likely a byproduct of them both deserving to be called fags in their own right
 

Famke Slamssen

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Fucking a barely legal chick is one thing, but actually having a relationship with one just sounds fucking exhausting as unfulfilling as all hell. Imagine being 35 and trying to find something to talk about with a 18 year old?
I think most men his age are at the very least on a decent career path and generally ignore 18 year old broads for that reason. I imagine if I was his age with his employment prospects I would be willing to make some pretty extreme concessions in regards to which women I was willing to date, and that's not even taking his physical state/appearance into the equation. A guy in his late 20s living without direction is a red flag, but if that big 30 doesn't light a fire under your ass your chances of being a "late bloomer" are pretty much nil.

I'll edit this to add that I'm not trying to give justification for his cradle robbing. I think fucking 18 year olds because you have to is infinitely more worthy of contempt than fucking 18 year olds because you can and you "may as well".

its less that he happened to date a teen vs specifically targeting teens of that age from his wife to now. its one thing to date an 18 year old vs camping out waiting for graduation day whenever you need a new gf. its the difference between "oh youre recently of age" and "sooo, cant wait till shes of age". theres no real legal solution but purposefully seeking out very inexperienced just now adults is at least a little scummy


pointing that basic fact out gets you blocked, facts are now toxic

Oh right, I heard somewhere that Norah was quite young when they started seeing each other as well. If that's the case then yeah, pretty fucking slimy behavior.
 
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Dell Conagher

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Porn companies use the term "teen" in an obviously calculated attempt to shame their viewers. :story::story::story::story::story:
Obviously theyre run by the mountain people. Why do you think they have titles called "barely legal" and "What are you doing stepbro". im not a philosphy fag but they're obviously trying to normalize incest in a very round about way. I dont want to moral fag but its creepy as fuck.
 

nohull

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Obviously theyre run by the mountain people. Why do you think they have titles called "barely legal" and "What are you doing stepbro". im not a philosphy fag but they're obviously trying to normalize incest in a very round about way. I dont want to moral fag but its creepy as fuck.
I don't know much about that, I'm not that much of a coomer. Perhaps we should ask Jcaesar187, I bet he's more experienced about that than all of us combined.
 

Sovegaard

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I wonder how addictive gunt grease is.
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because my god. this idiot is one of rekietas friends and a loyal simpshow viewer. Youd think as a lawyer, hed know that when youre 18 and even 19 youre reffered to as a teenager because of the "teen" in the ending of the word.

This is some weird shit I've noticed. Call a teenager a teenager and Dame Pesos goes full on retard damage control, sperging out, "SEE? SEE? THEY CALL MASSAH RALPH A PEE-DO-PHILE!" Like, no, you fucking spastic spic, stating a blatant fact isn't calling someone a pedo, but him and Totally-Real-Lawyer Man gotta twist that narrative to defend Ralph from... what, exactly? Do they even know what damage they're tryna control?
 

nohull

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The Gunt's twitter feed is nothing but retweets of unfunny memes about Karens accusing him of being a pedo, "I'M NOT MAD, I'M NOT MAD"
Jesus, Ralph and his goons are thick aren't they.
Nobody is calling you a pedo because of your girlfriend Ralph, I don't think dating a 18 year old makes you a pedo, but downloading 35 GB of CP that Indigo White give you, creeping on Soph and grooming a teenager while you were still married to your sandnigger wife does.
 

Squire of Gothos

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Post it, faggot.
You know what you're right and I apologize... like Ralph says "when they go low we go lower" and he did go and posted the dox of Null's mom in front of 1400 of his brainlet fans, plus Null wasn't even the one to dox Faith in the first place that was Plate Gang, and I made the post here proving that she was living with Ralph so he's being a fucking moron. Also, and this is much more important, looking deeper into what I found there's some extremely relevant and potentially entertaining info that's here so from now on I'm going scorched earth, this could have all gotten locked down but I promise I won't make the same mistake again:

Faith's Father:
Matthew William Vickers
Age 43 DOB June 1977 (Ethan Ralph is 34 making Faith's dad only 9 years older)
Facebook (Archive)
Rocklin Coin Shop (Owner)
4870 Granite Dr, Rocklin, CA 95677
(916) 315-0888
matt@rocklincoinshop.net
http://www.rocklincoinshop.net/ (Archive of Staff page)
https://www.facebook.com/rocklincoinshop/

Weaponry
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Faith's dad loves guns, he has a lot of them. Ralph is a convicted felon, he cannot own any guns.


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He likes all kinds of weapons, including knives:
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Other interests
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Refers to himself as having "obsessive compulsive multi-hobbyism", has a batman gamer chair and a midlife crisis mobile that he got back in 2011 (not sure if he still has it). He is also an amateur artist and compared to Faith he's actually not that bad. I'm assuming from some of the art he likes comics, he may have fit in with TGWTG:
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Faith's Mother:
Ariana Kathleen Vickers
Age 43 DOB Jan 1977
Facebook (Archive) [no posts on account]
Co-Owner of the business Matthew runs

Faith's mom and dad got married July 11th 1998, they met in junior high school and started dating in October of 1994.

14169 Chestnut Ct, Penn Valley, CA 95946
(530) 432-7060

Family Website (deactivated):
http://www.arianavickers.com/
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Siblings (all brothers):
Ethan
, William, Gideon, Thaddeus

Sierra Paranormal Investigations Inc
They had a company that was based out of their old home called Sierra Paranormal Investigations Inc. It was incoporated in 2007 but the current status is suspended. I wasn't able to find any information about this company other than the incorporation information which lists Ariana as the CEO and Matthew as an agent. This could explain why Faith likes creepypasta so much. Source (Archive)

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Squire of Gothos

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Oh boy, one day soon Faith's real dad will be camped behind some bushes on Bangle Drive, aiming down his dual binocular sights straight into Ralph's bedroom.
The weapons surprised me, when I first looked at his Facebook a couple weeks ago I got so rattled by the fact he looks just like Ralph that I completely missed the literal fucking arsenal that the guy has. Plus those posts are 10 years old, who knows what the guy has in his gun safe now. Ralph is gonna get no-scoped by this guy if he does anything untoward to Faith.
 
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