- Mar 21, 2020
where does bleeding his lifes savings to avoid going to jail possibly unsuccessfully for revenge porn of his microscopic dick fit in to all this masterful planning?It is clear you all do not understand the 7th Dimensional Checkers being played here. Ralph has secured an heir to the kingdom, is going to hide his assets in real estate, play up the victim points when he isn't allowed to see his kid anymore, keep May around cause she'll let Ralph get anyone preggo for a crack at a sweet newborn, become a born again Christian to expand into the untapped Edgy Christ-fag market (which Baked Alaska tapped into recently), and keep doing the killstream while letting Dax and Gator clean up his messes.
Ralph wins. You just have to think of it from his POV and what he actually wants vs what he says he wants.