Ethan Oliver Ralph's Education - Because a Political Science Undergrad Degree is a good choice- right?

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One of the biggest obstacles many a well-seasoned Aylawg will cite in Ralph's ability to find employment outside of The Killstream is his education and credentials. According to Ethan Ralph's LinkedIn profile, he graduated with a Bachelor's Degree in Political Science (it should be noted that this, however, is a blatant lie- as Ethan has claimed to have dropped out of College). Many people will tell you that Humanities majors are notoriously unprofitable in general- and there are many, many horror stories of people struggling with gaining meaningful employment after graduating with Political Science degrees in particular. It should be noted that The Killstrea is listed as Ethan Ralph's one and only source of employment.

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He would also appear to be an alumni (or rather, dropout) from South Carolina Upstate. In the years to follow he would bemoan the insanely high student loans he accumulated (of which he outright refused to pay "out of principle"- thereby ruining his credit and laying the foundations for legal garnishment of his wages) and claim his degree was "worthless".

However- there is an alternate view... Ralph, if you're reading this- please recognize that Joshua "Null" Moon does not, in fact, have a Master's Degree, P.h.D., or even Post-Bachelorette Certificate of any kind. I don't know about you, my fellow Kiwis, but if Ralph started taking out even more student loans so he could get a Master's Degree in something like Journalism or Political Science I would be utterly felted and owned by the bravery of the Ralphamale to continue his education!
 

Barrister

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Ralph is to broke to get his degree. hes a ralphamale baby he bows to no education department the only education he needs is from the streets.
He's exactly the kind of person who would add "Attended School of Hard Knocks" to the education tab of his Facebook profile, and in all honesty I'm surprised that he bothered to lie about it on his LinkedIn given his smug attitude towards higher education in general.
 

Lorne Armstrong

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You can add literally everything to your "resume" there. Unless Ralph is willing to post his diploma with his own hand in the picture, it's bullshit. And if he does and it's fake it's a forgery and a crime.
All you have to do is call the college and ask if he received a degree from them.
 

Mundane Ralph

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All you have to do is call the college and ask if he received a degree from them.
He admits he didn't receive one, but he has a bullshit excuse for it. What we really need is his transcript to see if he actually passed any classes or if he's lying about the reason he didn't receive a degree.
 

Blue Miaplacidus

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You can add literally everything to your "resume" there. Unless Ralph is willing to post his diploma with his own hand in the picture, it's bullshit. And if he actually posts it and it's a fake it's a forgery and thus a crime.
considering he'll post anything to prove he's not a lying piece of shit, like revenge porn, his swamp deed, etc I'm sure he'll post his diploma right away.
 

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He admits he didn't receive one, but he has a bullshit excuse for it. What we really need is his transcript to see if he actually passed any classes or if he's lying about the reason he didn't receive a degree.
I know there was a rather byzantine plan by certain Alwags to file a FOIA request on Nick Fuente's high school records, but apparently certain federal privacy laws protect educational records from FOIA requests. I *have* filed FOIA requests before and even helped declassify some documents (mostly about obscure figures convicted of espionage during both world wars)- so I guess requesting an official transcript from the University wouldn't be that much harder. Wil they give them out to just anybody or would you have to prove some credentials ex. being a potential employer? If I get a copy of his official transcript I have a scanning machine at home so I'd just upload it here.
 

Mundane Ralph

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I know there was a rather byzantine plan by certain Alwags to file a FOIA request on Nick Fuente's high school records, but apparently certain federal privacy laws protect educational records from FOIA requests. I *have* filed FOIA requests before and even helped declassify some documents (mostly about obscure figures convicted of espionage during both world wars)- so I guess requesting an official transcript from the University wouldn't be that much harder. Wil they give them out to just anybody or would you have to prove some credentials ex. being a potential employer? If I get a copy of his official transcript I have a scanning machine at home so I'd just upload it here.
I'm not sure they'll give it out to anybody except Ralph
 

High Tea

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He's given different reasons for not receiving his degree. Depending on the day, it's not paying parking tickets, not paying graduation fees or not paying fees associated with the last semester courses.

If you want to include his primary school, it is in the dog thread. I believe he said he dropped out of secondary school and completed a GED.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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He's given different reasons for not receiving his degree. Depending on the day, it's not paying parking tickets, not paying graduation fees or not paying fees associated with the last semester courses.

If you want to include his primary school, it is in the dog thread. I believe he said he dropped out of secondary school and completed a GED.
These are the very generic lies given by all college drop-outs that feel ashamed. Just own it Ralph, you couldn’t even finish HS.

Ralph just got a bunch of free money from the govt to “go to school” and spent two or three years pissing it away and being confused by the classes he did bother to go to. His writing abilities clearly show a GED man and nothing more.
 

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Has Ralph ever talked about his high school experiences? I know Dick is the kind of person who would not shut up about high school if he started. But I don't think I have ever heard Ralph ever talk about high school classes, clubs or maybe sports he played during high school