Ethan Ralph Gunt Report - From /Baph/ to ED to /cow/ and kiwi the internet's toy

RichardRApe

Overcircumsized;Underappreciated
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How can people who wear this shirt not see that if you don't know what Kiwi Farms is, it looks like you are shouting to the world your dick doesn't work? Or there's a cattle farm somewhere with a very unfortunate name.
Right? Nobody walking down the street looking at this guy is going to go: "Oh that must be referring to arch nemesis of Ethan Ralph and world renowned pedophile owner of that bully site Josh Moon."

They're going to wonder why someone is so proud of having a broken dick that they bought a shirt for it.
 

Paddy O' Furniture

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Whaddya wanna bet he gave that one to Riley?

(Yes, that's the Riley that's staying with Digibro, and is The Dick Show's "producer", and they have magical drug trips. Anyone who says they're not geniuses is clearly a mongoloid. Their music is truly something next level.)

You may have recently seen him actually crying over his twitter account getting banned. Hilariously, it was posted to the dick show subreddit with the titanic music edited over it and Sempai Dick shows up to defend M'lady and says it's an "act" before being told it was an edit.
 

Ralphamale

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The hottest gunt merch has dropped
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This is what we true Ralphamale kangz look like. ✊

Whaddya wanna bet he gave that one to Riley?

(Yes, that's the Riley that's staying with Digibro, and is The Dick Show's "producer", and they have magical drug trips. Anyone who says they're not geniuses is clearly a mongoloid. Their music is truly something next level.)

You may have recently seen him actually crying over his twitter account getting banned. Hilariously, it was posted to the dick show subreddit with the titanic music edited over it and Sempai Dick shows up to defend M'lady and says it's an "act" before being told it was an edit.
That situation is weird. Ralph and Riley are fairly good homegunts while Ralph "talks" like he would murder Digibro for being a pedophile if they ever met IRL.

PS. Never forget Ralph, Dick chose Digibro over you to go to his after party. You're nothing to dick but content for his show.
 

Terrorist

Osama bin Ladkin
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Right? Nobody walking down the street looking at this guy is going to go: "Oh that must be referring to arch nemesis of Ethan Ralph and world renowned pedophile owner of that bully site Josh Moon."

They're going to wonder why someone is so proud of having a broken dick that they bought a shirt for it.
The sad thing is, it’s still the best design of all his merch, even with the text. The other more appropriate shirts are just as obscure and look even more like shit.
 

Greatest Gonger

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Good fit
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Immortal Technique

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I really love how The Gunt tries so hard to make Null his new Mundane Matt and watching it fail. He needs a "us versus them" vibe to keep his brain-dead viewers interested and feeling like part of something. Expect, no one watches The Gunt anymore, and this tactic only works with the small audience he has. It's not growing it.

Additionally, Null will always win because he doesn't cry about a corn joke.
 

Dickxon

An exceptional President for an exceptional nation
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How can people who wear this shirt not see that if you don't know what Kiwi Farms is, it looks like you are shouting to the world your dick doesn't work? Or there's a cattle farm somewhere with a very unfortunate name.
I agree with that point, but you must remember: Nobody who buys this shit would ever wear it in public.
TRR merch is the very extreme of E-Celeb merch in that those who buy it are either:

- People with more money than sense who just buy it for the 10-minute Consoomer high
- People who buy it to post a selfie of it to Ralph hoping to get a like or retweet

For either of them, they'll just throw it in a drawer afterwards and not haul it back out until they need a throwaway shirt to wear while putting a fresh coat of paint on their mom's trailer.
 

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