Mama Ralph in an ICU dying from brain cancer? The holy holiday of Easter Sunday, where we celebrate the resurrection of Christ? What do?It's fucking Easter Ralph. Go spend time with your family you god damn 4'9 alchoholic.
Harvest the whale blubber for my oil lamp.Ralph and his gunt show up on your doorstep screeching in mountain gorilla dialect, what do?
Or the Chinese Communist Party. I hear they're great at dealing with wigger infestations.Call animal control
"Do I look 5'1, bitch?".You mean how Ethan Oliver Ralph, host of The Ralph Retort, is only 5’1? It is officially documented that he is 5’1 in a police report. There can be no question that Ethan Oliver Ralph is, indeed, 5’1.
Hey at least we got t-shirts. And once again Jim is the smartest man in the room. Jim is great! We love Jim! Jim! Jim! Jim!!Im so fucking glad i got out of the whole IBS stuff after jim left. Nothing but backstabbing pricks all over the place. Atleast there is some good shit to laugh at. Also gunt.
supposed erectile dysfunction
Easter Ralph, owner and editor of the Egg Report.It's fucking Easter Ralph. Go spend time with your family you god damn 4'9 alchoholic.