Ethan Ralph illegally files DMCA takedown notice -

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Jarbo the Hutt does more than just splicing though. This nigga wrote a database which converts videos to audio formats (mp3), automatically generates a timeline which matches to each YouTube generated script, and converts all that into a searchable entry.

Basically, he only needs to search for words he wants in his database, it will return an array to results with timestamps corresponding to the correct video(s). This lets him use different variations of the same word(s) in different tones, It's actually fucking amazing.

YouTube Poop sentence mixing on steroids.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Considering how fat he is Ralph has some really thin skin. Also hi Shannon! We know you’re updating him on this thread in between packing peoples groceries.

 

[Coily]

Yeah ah fahled that DMCA, and then ah walked away laughing like the fuckin Joker EHYEHHYEHYUHYEView attachment 2057955

He truly is The Jester, baby.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Seethe.



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But now let's take 30 minutes and see what Tucker has to say about this.

 

[Jack Awful]

I guarantee Ralph will still mock Matt with no irony.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

They're literal subhumans forced to live in the world of giants, you'd be mad too if you had to ask for help from a 17 year old supermarket worker to get something off the middle shelf.

Or basically whenever you stand in line you're constantly smelling ass. That would be enough to make anybody lose their shit after a while.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

the gunt is bulging lmao

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Give it up for our mensch @Flamenco

 

[Haru Okumura]

Give it up for our mensch @Flamenco

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Flamenco's rebuttal is correct.

 

[MeltyTW]

Seethe.

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But now let's take 30 minutes and see what Tucker has to say about this.

GAYTA THA AUDIENCE AH GOT FROM BEATIN MAH CHEST GUNTS ON FREEZE PEACH DONT BUY MAH TWITCH THOT BS FLAYG THEIR OPINYONS GAYTA, FLAYG EM DOWN!

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

You mean how Ethan Oliver Ralph, host of The Ralph Retort, is only 5’1? It is officially documented that he is 5’1 in a police report. There can be no question that Ethan Oliver Ralph is, indeed, 5’1.

Comparing Iggy Pop to Gunt Boy is doubtless blasphemy on some level or other, but every time this pops up this song starts running through my head.

 

[Manhog]

you people are fucking retarded. If you think thats how the law works why dont you upload entire movies and TV shows to youtube with a little screen of yourself commentating on it. Get real and get gunted.

 

[Hackallier]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1378743950903812097

https://archive.md/WoQFs

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1378744668117217288

https://archive.md/Q1ilg

 

[Lame Entropy]

What can you expect when Gator's your legal advisor.

 

[MeltyTW]

you people are fucking retarded. If you think thats how the law works why dont you upload entire movies and TV shows to youtube with a little screen of yourself commentating on it. Get real and get gunted.

i guess no one can use any amount of copyrighted material ever, if only we had some legal protections for transformative use of content but i guess we dont, oh well sucks we live in a world where fair use of content is penalized

 

[Jasper2K]

Seethe.

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But now let's take 30 minutes and see what Tucker has to say about this.

I wonder how he will protect his bonus content when he's in jail?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Ralph just can’t stay out of court. Godspeed in stomping the Gunt in court.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Good to know I’m the exact same height as him and could fully kick his ass

 

[MeltyTW]

I wonder how he will protect his bonus content when he's in jail?

about as well as he guarded that anus, which is to say total and free public use

 

[LazloChalos]

The rotund manlet has a poor grasp on reality.