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Ethan Ralph Loses Bet, Shills for DSPExpect flying pigs

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by PomegranateKing, Dec 30, 2018.

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  1. So Ethan Ralph of The Ralph Retort had a bet going with Mister Metokur over Mortal Kombat. If Metokur lost, he had to do some gay shit with King of Pol. And if Ethan lost, he had to promote DSP for a week (with requests to go donate to him)

    Well, today was the day of the fight, and Ralph lost.

    Which means a week of nightly promotions for DSP involving a (shunned from YouTube) talkshow. I assume the amount of troll cheers will quadruple.

    For those interested in seeing the frankly disappointing loss, tune in here:

    Flawless Victory...

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    #1 PomegranateKing, Dec 30, 2018
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2018

    PomegranateKing Spooky scary pomegranates

  2. Oh boy. More exceptional individuals giving Phil money to be ignored and/or ridiculed. Sounds awesome.
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    Supervisor True & Honest Fan

  3. I honestly wish Jim thought of a better humiliation. Also It's crazy how bad Ralph is at vidya.
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  4. >7-0

    Ralph got fucked
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    Moritsune Acquired by T-series

  5. There was nothing he could do dood.:stress:

    Metokur was spamming random supers, and I'm pretty sure he used lag-tactics as well.
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  6. They were both terrible. When Ralph says he looks up to DSP as a better gamer, it won't even be a lie. Also, as big a fan of Jim as I am, it would have been hilarious if he had to do the KoP segment.
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    True & Honest Fan

  7. Now wait a minute...Ralph NOOOO.
    I wonder what pigroach's response will be to the Ralph-sponsored tips other than grunts, snorts and oinks?
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    AnonymousDimwit Guns don't kill people - the government does.

  8. They were both really bad lol

    This will be interesting though.
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  9. Will DSP acknowledge that Jim Metokur has graciously extended a helping hand during his time of need after suffering from an extended illness? Will DSP act like the shitty piss-baby he always does? Will this cause DSP to get "Sick with Worry' again?
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    Prince Lotor

    Prince Lotor I told you this would happen if I drank AfterShock

  10. He should buy a highway ad for Phil to live on.
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    Y2K Baby

    Y2K Baby The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???
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  11. Fuckin idiots.
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  12. Of course, instead of using this as an opportunity to clown it up, and maybe get a few more real viewers for his antics, Phil will piss and moan and call peepul names. Then go back to passive aggressively begging for money.
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  13. I would have been more amused if Ralph had actually taken it seriously. I mean come on, at least if he had trained more he would have not lost 7-0. If it had been 7-1 it would have repeated the World cup final meme.

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  14. This isn't the lolcow crossover I was expecting.
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    Shick Body by Nabisco

  15. A week of having to admit DSP is better at gaming than Ralph seems like it would have been better than outright shilling and asking people to donate to Phil.
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  16. I look forward to DSP getting 14.88 cheers, here's hoping enough people come over to over-power the moderation. Either way should be an interesting episode.

    Edit: Ralph was actually talking about getting DSP on Killstream. That's fascinating.
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    #16 TheKatIsNowGone, Dec 30, 2018
    Last edited: Dec 31, 2018

    TheKatIsNowGone Have you seen my missing Kat?

  17. I can only see this helping Phil. Those two are fans at this point.
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  18. Here's the sound bite.. HERE
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  19. How will Phil piss away this opportunity.
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  20. *puts chat in 3 year follower only mode* *snorts*
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