Ethan Ralph might be selling an NFT of his son. - "I am selling my son as an nft to raise funds for my case to see him again, despite what some bitches might prefer I do "

[Absurdity]

The grift and the gunt are one.

 

[Oxous]

I hope it's a joke post but someone buys it for a lot of money and Ethan spergs out hearing about it. The best of both worlds.

Ethan definitely lurks this board so expect to see a post on The Ralph Retort soon about how Joshua Moon uses griptogurrencies to buy drugs and slaves on the deep web

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

There is no rock bottom there is no rock bottom

 

[AltisticRight]

Since the wallets don't match any of Ralph's (including his hidden ones), it's fake.
But I bet it's "kino" and people just hate fun, and being an autistic illuminati is funny.

Edit: Locked because it's fake.
Edit^2: Might as well make this into a general "Ralph Crypto thread" if OP @CryptoHermit wants to. So unlocked I guess, change it up a little.

 

[Sam Losco]

If it was real, he would have posted it on Twitter. Ralph would never keep something like that quiet.

 

[KittyGremlin]

If this man had no dignity before, now it's in the negative.

 

[Foxxo]

I've seen furry artists on Twitter who hate NFTs more than they hate Hitler. Incidentally, this has made them view all cryptocurrency users as Nazi-like figures.

Good going, Ralph! I sure hope that doesn't get conflated with other baby pics. If the boy turns out to not actually be his son, though, then can he still sell the boy's likeness like this?

 

[An automatic clown]

Is this in reference to Ralph's exceptional move here?

 

[Fannyscum]

Is this in reference to Ralph's exceptional move here?

More likely in reference to Ralph's GiveSendGo fundraiser. He originally had Lil Xannie's photo on it but was forced to change it. His pinned tweet is still showing the cached photo though:

Tweet

 

[Rei is shit]

Null should sell the dancing gunt gif as an NFT.

Wouldn't that be the first forum reaction gif NFT? The kiwifarms could make history yet again.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

I'd buy a rare Gator or fetching Nora nft

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

It would honestly be funnier if the fag behind the nft made more by selling it than ralph is worth, tbh.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Courts love deadbeat dads. Who know who courts love more? Deadbeat dads who sell pictures of children they're not even legally allowed to and disseminate revenge porn.

Ralph, you're not a fucking victim you pussy.

 

[Xenomorph]

This will ensure he will NEVER see him again, good job Gunt! Nobody needs to troll him because he is so good at fucking himself over all by himself.

And that poor unborn child to the gunt selling anything it can to own the libs and a pedophile mother...fabulous.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Joshua Connor Moon

Is that the same Joshua Connor Moon that diddles kids?

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

You don’t have to “own” an image or whatever to sell it, do you? Wasn’t there an issue of an asshole selling an indie dev’s work as nft even though he had literally 0 claim to it? This could not be Ralph and just be random asshole.

 

[Get The Gerbil]

Even if this was fake, it is still concerning there was even a possibility of it being real. It really highlights how low Gunty Boy has sunk, so low some people thought this could be real.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Is that the same Joshua Connor Moon that diddles kids?

Yeah, it's that broke dick motherfucker pedafile, Joshua Connor Moon!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Another hard day's work finished!

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

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Another hard day's work finished!

Stealing artwork and playing Tucker clips is really heavy lifting to make ends meet, dude. Especially when your milk fed gimp Gator does most of it for you. Fuck being bothered to fix your audio settings, there is Makers and Coca Cola to drink.