Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumers a lot of food.

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What's better than talking about and eating food? Talking about fat people's food choices of course!

Sugary shitty cookies > healthy carbonated water, obviously.
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Imagine consuming dreadful looking fries that are double the calories of those just-alright slider burgers.
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How much calories is this?
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Nice... dumping $900 while threatening lolsuits.
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Less than 1/10 the price for something essentially the same, some nylon bag with leather rims. :story:
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:( Boogie for Nora and a slain janny.
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This is "top tier". 🤮
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Gotta top it all up with a $15 fake Gucci gay wrestling shirt.
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Lol, if Ralph bought that gay ass 1990’s luxury brand man purse he spent WAY more on it than on horse woman’s QVC boomer engagement ring.

Armani made nice suits, but branched out to sell all kinds of stupid shit with the brand name stamped on it to idiots trying to look rich in the 1990’s. Ralph should buy a $150 Armani exchange t-shirt to go with his murse. The metrosexuals of 2002 will be so impressed.
 

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Lol, if Ralph bought that gay ass 1990’s luxury brand man purse he spent WAY more on it than on horse woman’s QVC boomer engagement ring.

Armani made nice suits, but branched out to sell all kinds of stupid shit with the brand name stamped on it to idiots trying to look rich in the 1990’s. Ralph should buy a $150 Armani exchange t-shirt to go with his murse. The metrosexuals of 2002 will be so impressed.
Armani has been out of the loop for a long while, they're just a slightly better Calvin Klein at this point, identity totally lost. The two even sell identical shit under similar sounding names (CKJ vs AJ etc).

Pay $1000 for that stupid logo gunt, at least Fendi's furniture is good quality... can't say much about Armani.

We should post all the food he has eaten over the years, have a nice catalogue for it
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Throwing money at overpriced Gucci and Armani trash is classic poor wigger behavior. He should buy some Cristal and spinning golden rims for whatever trashheap he drives next to own the haydurs who think he's white trash.
thats so true, never seen an actual rich guy wear gucci, its always the guys that take public transport but act like they own an empire
 

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Armani has been out of the loop for a long while, they're just a slightly better Calvin Klein at this point, identity totally lost. The two even sell identical shit under similar sounding names (CKJ vs AJ etc).

Pay $1000 for that stupid logo gunt, at least Fendi's furniture is good quality... can't say much about Armani.


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Even better, Ralph once again paid good money for cheap Chinese garbage.

Armani was famous decades ago because they used to make high quality tailored clothes in Italy. In the 1990’s they decided to print their logo on a bunch of cheap crap made in China and sell it at malls to make a pile of money but ruin the brand. Armani uses the same Chinese factories as Fossil brand ffs.

Ralph paying $800 for a cheap leather bag made in China is on par with buying a cheap street shitter QVC engagement ring. He basically bought a Fossil book bag and thinks it’s high class. Lol.

Ralph wouldn’t know quality or taste if it got trapped under his giant, hanging to his knees, lard curtain. He truly is the apex of dumb white trash taste and behavior. He should buy some Ed Hardy T-shirts to go with his fancy Armani purse and cheap giant cigars. I’m sure it will convince everyone in Vegas he’s not morbidly obese white trash, but a very big important manlet!
 

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Ralph paying $800 for a cheap leather bag made in China is on par with buying a cheap street shitter QVC engagement ring. He basically bought a Fossil book bag and thinks it’s high class. Lol.
The worse thing is this isn't even a fucking leather bag, it's a low quality trashy nylon bag with leather rims and the Armani logo on it. How low did Armani fall? I visited a massive outlet store many years ago and purchased a full leather bag and belt for like $150 to flip onto the Western market, that's how cheap this shit was and still, barely anyone visited that store.

For $900, I expect almost full leather and hand stitching. He could have bought essentially the same thing with the logo for less than 1/10th of the price new from outlet stores. Even the style is similar enough, bland looking and shit nylon, made in some Wenzhou sweatshop or probably Vietnam/Thailand/Turkey/India nowadays because fuck chinky $3 an hour wages when you can pay 3 cents.
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Damn, even Jew brands like CK sell for more I think. Does that $900 bag retain 50% of its value? Definitely not.
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So Armani has zero resale value, he could have purchased something far better from Gucci/LV by doubling the price and selling it for 10% lower when he gets bored of it, or 200% higher if it was a seasonal limited edition.
An ugly gay $300 Supreme LV hat was going for $1500 half a year after the collaboration, even used ones were selling for at least $800.

Just like that shitty ring he bought for the horse, it seems glamorous until one actually takes a closer look. Shiny logo on a nylon bag with a probably synthetic leather or fucking pleather rim, $-fucking-900.

Wigger fashion taste ghetto rich 5'1'' pig.

Does Ralph's merch count?
Yeah, I was going to make another for his merch, better just put it here now.
 

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Now that I think of it, that little bag isn't as gay as bragging about buying a bag. That's actual womanly behavior, Ralph. No straight man on the planet buys a bag and immediately posts about it on social media to show off the brand. I guess famous rappers and actors do that sometimes but they get paid to do it or its their own brand, so that doesn't count. Ralph, you are an actual homosexual, just accept it or give Milo the rest of your money for gay conversion therapy.