Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumers a lot of food.

Oliver Onions

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I like how Meigh has to slightly bend her knees as to not tower over Ralph. Nice of her to look after her sweethearts ego 😊.
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I genuinely can't tell if one of you fuckers shooped Meigh's face here, because she looks like a Mexican boy in a wig.

Has Laura Loomer finally been dethroned as most unfortunate-looking natal woman?
 

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Thought that was Michael Sisco the wannabe carpetbagger politician for a second

Would be better with a kid Diddler hat

Also saw someone post these on Instagram. They must be long lost relatives to May
They’re desicating citrus either as a garnish, as a thing for potpourri, or for infusions. Makes them float better, and they smell good. I’ve never had the time or shelf space, but I’ve known bars that do that. They also keep forever and don’t make a mess like fresh citrus wheels do.
 

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Both have their own comic series starring their idealized self inserts.

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Accuracy matters.
 

Takayuki Yagami

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Ralph has one dress shirt, one Chris Chan rugby shirt.

That is the extent of his nice shirts
I still don’t understand why he’s started pointing in every photo. If he thinks it projects authority he’s obviously wrong. Where would he have even picked up that affect? Dax doesn’t do it. I don’t think Tucker does it.
 

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You guys are coping so hard it's embarrassing. Would I have liked to see Ralph go to jail and get guntfucked by the Black Guerilla Family? Yes, that would be very funny. However, he didn't and took about as clean as a W as he possibly could.

He's enjoying himself and took his ugly wife out to a nice meal but everybody is on here like "imagine wearing a striped shirt lol what an idiot" "I can't believe he took a picture at a restaurant."

It seems like a fine restaurant and he even ate a vegetable. Good for him.

Like whatever just quit seething about it and go do something else with your time until he does something noteworthy again.
 

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You guys are coping so hard it's embarrassing. Would I have liked to see Ralph go to jail and get guntfucked by the Black Guerilla Family? Yes, that would be very funny. However, he didn't and took about as clean as a W as he possibly could.

He's enjoying himself and took his ugly wife out to a nice meal but everybody is on here like "imagine wearing a striped shirt lol what an idiot" "I can't believe he took a picture at a restaurant."

It seems like a fine restaurant and he even ate a vegetable. Good for him.

Like whatever just quit seething about it and go do something else with your time until he does something noteworthy again.
You're ridiculing people on Ethan Ralph's subforum for talking about Ethan Ralph.
 

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That's the nicest meal I've seen them have. That what I'm guessing is a "deconstructed" ceasar salad looks delicious.

I can't believe Ralph didn't order steak or something equally "alpha" maybe the cesar salad was a starter or side, looking at the size difference between the burger and the salad.

But who the fuck is he pointing at or giving a thumbs up too? Himself? I spose that suits a deluded self absorbed gunt.

That shirt colour/pattern is not a good choice. It looks grey against the white of the table linen and not a good colour for his hair colour or skin tone as it washes him out.

Considering his faggotry and love of flexing he really should get a personal shopper service to pick out some stuff and try to polish this turd. I know in Vegas this is a service that can be comped because of course you will be spending money and they get you in by saying they have 30% discounts at the stores or whatever.
 

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Ralph has one dress shirt, one Chris Chan rugby shirt.

That is the extent of his nice shirts

Does this fat faggot not even have a tie?

Can't even button up the collar either. Good lord, Ralph. For acting like a metrosexual, brand-obsessed fashionista, you would think that, when it truly fucking matters, he could at least look the part.
 

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Does this fat faggot not even have a tie?

Can't even button up the collar either. Good lord, Ralph. For acting like a metrosexual, brand-obsessed fashionista, you would think that, when it truly fucking matters, he could at least look the part.
If you're not wearing a tie you generally leave the collar open. The main thing to remember that is when you do is to make sure your collar starched and ironed so it looks nice and helps frame your face.

Ralphs collar isn't ironed and starched so it looks floppy and shitty. Ralphs also a fat fuck so he's never gonna look good and the most he can hope for is to look like your average fat white dad. But he's also got beady goblin eyes and a head that's half the size of his body. So that won't happen either.
 

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Ralph has one dress shirt, one Chris Chan rugby shirt.

That is the extent of his nice shirts
I don't believe that's a dress shirt, it looks like a Ralph Lauren one that I own.
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This is an example of the same shirt but with slightly different colouring, note the design is identical. The pleat near the cuffs, the collor button, which Ralph has decided to leave unbuttoned for some inexplicable reason.

These are not dress shirts, and they are not really suitable courtroom attire. They are smart, but they are for more informal settings - going for drinks at a summer party, or at a sports club... Usually alongside boat shoes and salmon pink chino shorts. You could get away wearing one with a blazer, but it's not a shirt designed to be worn with the sort of suit you should wear to court.

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"Yes Judge, I will be pleading no contest to my revenge porn charges"

Ralph has openly bragged about this shirt to people before after they insulted his appearance, which tells me this wigger really doesn't know how to dress himself beyond logos and makes. He's literally like a caricature of what it means to be "new money".

Ralph Lauren do sell suitable shirts for this occasion, but looking online they're going for $400-500 each. These prices are ridiculous, and Ralph Lauren's quality is not worth the premium you pay for - look elsewhere if you want dress wear.
 
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I don't believe that's a dress shirt, it looks like a Ralph Lauren one that I own.
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This is an example of the same shirt but with slightly different colouring, note the design is identical. The pleat near the cuffs, the collor button, which Ralph has decided to leave unbuttoned for some inexplicable reason.

These are not dress shirts, and they are not really suitable courtroom attire. They are smart, but they are for more informal settings - going for drinks at a summer party, or at a sports club... Usually alongside boat shoes and salmon pink chino shorts. You could get away wearing one with a blazer, but it's not a shirt designed to be worn with the sort of suit you should wear to court.

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"Yes Judge, I will be pleading no contest to my revenge porn charges"

Ralph has openly bragged about this shirt to people before after they insulted his appearance, which tells me this wigger really doesn't know how to dress himself beyond logos and makes. He's literally like a caricature of what it means to be "new money".

Ralph Lauren do sell suitable shirts for this occasion, but looking online they're going for $400-500 each. These prices are ridiculous, and Ralph Lauren's quality is not worth the premium you pay for - look elsewhere if you want dress wear.
Ralph's the sort of white nigger who doesn't even wear a belt or proper socks much less owns a blazer or tie.