Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort - Host of the aborted #Killstream, mixes liquor and xanax, imported an 18 year old meth head to live with him

Gustav Schuchardt

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Would also explain the massive amount of seethe he showed in the show before last, actually telling nick "if you only knew you bad things really were."
Has anyone got a clip of this? It sounds hilarious but for some reason, I don't feel like watching hours of Ralph content to find it.

This actually makes a lot of sense. The pregnancy thing first came up when he was telling Mrs. Vickers in text that she'll never see the kid. Maybe he assumed they wouldnt leak that and when they did he got painted into a corner. Would also explain the massive amount of seethe he showed in the show before last, actually telling nick "if you only knew you bad things really were."
It's definitely a Ralph-ism to blurt out details like this in the heat of an argument that turn out to be very damaging to him in the long run. E.g. he outed Adezero to get a slight advantage in an argument with Null on a show where he was part of the dogpile, not the one being dogpiled. Of course, I wouldn't put it past him to come up with a cunning plan after a bottle of Maker's Mark to claim Faith was pregnant to make her parents back off a bit. Which, to his credit seems to have worked. Unfortunately for him they also leaked the text message which means if she's not pregnant he's sure to be found out. As all Makers Mark fuelled cunning plans tend to be the plan was seriously flawed from the start because it relies on him keeping Faith from ever talking to her parents and her parents from ever posting on Twitter. Plus of course, lying that someone is pregnant will inevitably become untenable past 9 months when people start asking how the baby is.

If this were a Wikipedia summary of a historical battle it would be

Short term: Minor tactical victory for Guntist forces
Long Term: Major strategic defeat

Which again is something of a Ralph-ism.
 
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soy_king

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Yup. If he's only just made an LLC it means that up to now everything he had was personal income. If he's got $50K from streaming back in the golden days of IBS he better hope he paid taxes on that.

This sort of thing is why it was dumb of him to mention it. If you look at the records the LLC is not using his address or name which meant it would have been hard for even the crack forensic accountants of the Farms to track down.



Godwinson did claim that one of the Guntguard hasn't been trying to defect and he turned them back for the eminently sane and rational reason that THERE'S NO SALVATION FOR JUDASES! JUDAS!

I mean it may be kayfabe designed to cause paranoia and mistrust in the Gunt bunker but it might also be that Shannon is trying and failing to negotiate his surrender to Godwinist forces in return for an amnesty and a decommissioning of factories producing 'Rare Gator' images.
No its probably Warski who's the attempted defector. Godwinson did say this person was redeemed too many times already.
 

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No its probably Warski who's the attempted defector. Godwinson did say this person was redeemed too many times already.
I don't really believe that. Warski has many flaws but he's not devious. In the past, he fell out with Ralph because they argued, not because snaking on Ralph was in his interest.
 

TherapyMan

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As all Makers Mark fuelled cunning plans tend to be the plan was seriously flawed from the start because it relies on him keeping Faith from ever talking to her parents and her parents from ever posting on Twitter.
Given that Ralph got Faith to go along with the "I was hacked" excuse, I don't think it would be too much of stretch to think that he could convince her to lie to her parents about being pregnant. Obviously, it is as you say, and you can only keep up the lie for so long, but there's plenty of ways that Ralph / Faith could bullshit their way out of it in 3-4 months.
 

soy_king

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I don't really believe that. Warski has many flaws but he's not devious. In the past, he fell out with Ralph because they argued, not because snaking on Ralph was in his interest.
Dudes turned on a lot of people for very petty reasons. Realizing that Ralph is a sinking ship and wanting to bail is as good a reason as any to bail.

Or this could just all be massive kayfabe
 

floom

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Is it true Ade and her fat friend got ED kicked off their hosting service? As I recall she used to date one of the ED guys and Ralph said she told him he would slap her around and I've never heard a denial. She also dated an 18 year old before Ralph did. I know she used to get hate here until she turned heel on the gunt and went on stream with 3P and Kraut. There's great milk potential here and no one wants to do the legwork and she may be getting her "big tiddy (fat) friend" to relay messages publicly for her.
She addressed it in her discord
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Tokolosh

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Has anyone got a clip of this? It sounds hilarious but for some reason, I don't feel like watching hours of Ralph content to find it.
As I recall one of his tweets replying to the Rekieta stuff of the other night was something along those lines. He of course scrubbed that whole thing off twitter but since he has me blocked anyway I'm pretty sure I saw it archived in the thread.
 
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Mr E. Grifter

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I don't really believe that. Warski has many flaws but he's not devious. In the past, he fell out with Ralph because they argued, not because snaking on Ralph was in his interest.
Didn't he totally screw over "Chris Warski" and Geek?
I'm sure there was also a question over whether Ian Miles Cheong actually hacked his YouTube, and that it could potentially have just been Andy with a VPN. I can't remember the details, but Andy was quick to point out gay porn was illegal in Indonesia or wherever Cheong was - could have been an attempt to get him arrested.
 

GaryGrey

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Here's Ethan's shiny new LLC:

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EDIT: It seems like directly uploaded PDFs can't be embedded and instead sit in the attachments section below, so that's where you can find the 'Initial Filing" document.
Good catch on the LLC. Whatever prompted him to do this it definitely means, for the first time ever, he has something to loose. According to https://generalcorporate.com/ Ralph paid either $279 or $399 plus $130 state fee https://generalcorporate.com/state-filings-fees/ (going to guess $279 because he is cheap) for a minimum set up of $410.
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The Registered Agent Service is reoccurring maybe $99-$150 per year (first year free). Hope they don't bill him forwarding mail per letter since I imagine there is going to be a lot of spam. This leaves a few questions about money management and assets:
  • If Ralph is paying himself a salary what happens if he needs more money?
  • Does Ralph have to be more aware of how the money gets spent (person vs LLC) to make sure and not double dip on declaring expenses?
  • Will Ralph update the sites registrar to show this LLC as the owner?
  • Can Ralph continue write off Makers Mark as a business expense? (I am alleging this with no proof)
As for prior taxes doubtful there is tax evasion and if he got audited probably just penalties for incorrectly filing at best. Someone else who does streaming can confirm but I assume Youtube, Twitch, TeeSpring, ext. all auto generate a 1099 at the end of each year. All Ralph should have to do is add all the 1099s together and call that income. Now him writing off rent, utilities, gas, internet, and Makers Mark as business expenses is another matter of speculation entirely.
As to why now probably marriage and finally realizing he has enough to loose and that it is worth paying to protect. It would be pointless to try and hide assets from a lawsuit since the suit will burn $50k without any trouble. Imagine depositions of Ralph, Faith, and Mr.&Mrs. Vickers explaining this on tape. Just the leg work to pay an intern to summarize and mark relevant facts of this thread would be outrageous. The Vickers suing Ralph is probably not the right way to go. By draining the gunt of his money it is by proxy draining Faith's gunty bank. Thus harming Faith and creating even more resentment.
May be easier to pay Ralph to never speak to Faith again. Take whatever would be the assumed legal cost say at least ~25$k plus a contract with the terms and offer it to Ralph on the condition he not tell Faith and he never have contact with her again. This could be very useful if the pregnancy is true as the contact could stipulate he forgo all parental rights. This has its own share of risks but in the end would be just as expensive to the Vickers as a lawsuit. Knowing that recovery of money from Ralph is likely to be blood from a stone. If Ralph somehow doesn't drain his finances in the suit he will burn through the rest before the court could take it by force.
In the end all it took was some angry possible in-laws, the thought of alimony, and child support to force Ralph to do what he should have done in 2014. As with everything for the gunt late and gay.