Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort - Host of the aborted #Killstream, mixes liquor and xanax, imported an 18 year old meth head to live with him

ShakkaAhmose

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Ade confirmed he didn’t. He got a GED at some point and went on to never finish college. I wonder now why he even dropped out, or what he was doing with the time when he did. We know he’s never had a day job.
What college did he go to? He kept saying he got a Poli Sci degree IIRC.
What a BITCH move. Let's see Dick defend this. He coined the term "job lynchmob" to describe exactly this, but I bet he's gonna defend Ralph anyway.
I doubt Dick would bring it up and will deflect as much as he can.
 

Takayuki Yagami

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If I recall from the KS, he said that he made until the last semester. They were going to start the process of loan repayment, paying off fees accrued during school, things like that, so he quit, not wanting to pay for it, so they wouldn't give him his diploma. Don't know if that's what actually what happened, but that's what he said when he was pro Bernie free college and the audience was shocked by him being pro Bernie.
Did that last semester have required courses for gen ed or his major? If so, he dropped out. No ifs, ands, or buts.
 

Gunt.Inc

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What a BITCH move. Let's see Dick defend this. He coined the term "job lynchmob" to describe exactly this, but I bet he's gonna defend Ralph anyway.
They won't say anything since Ralph has done this before and they still didn't. The only way they will is when their fans start pulling their money seeing they are full of shit but that is a long-shot.
 

Delicious Diversity

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Good to know, but I still want to know why he dropped out. He didn’t work, and was too fat and pathetic to be made into a pet wigger for gang shit.
Several reasons:

- He's lazy.
- He's intellectually limited.
- He lives the Neet lifestyle.
- His parents never kicked him out the house.
- He has no need of a degree as he has no desire to work.
- He's not interested in non-internet stuff.

Take your pick.

I must say I do find it hilarious that he lies about SO many things that are easily verifiable. Claimed he had a political science degree = lie. Claimed to be 5'9 (while arguing with Fuentes) = lie. Claimed not to live with his parents = lie. Claimed not to live in a crackshack = lie. Claimed to be in a real marriage with Nora = lie. Claimed he quit drinking = lie. Claimed he didn't dox Akira = lie. Claimed he didn't leak revenge porn = lie.

All verified lies and there are plenty more. You can't live entirely on the internet and expect to get away with so much blatant dishonesty. 🤣
 

Captain Manning

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What a BITCH move. Let's see Dick defend this. He coined the term "job lynchmob" to describe exactly this, but I bet he's gonna defend Ralph anyway.
Dick ain't gonna do shit. It'll cut into his time defending pedos on Twitter.

Nick might. I dunno. I did what I could on that front. I think most people were pleasantly surprised when he did it two nights ago.
 

Shady Attorney

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gran_autismo

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Cross-posting from Dick’s thread
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They got his social because he sat there like a dumbass last night telling everyone about his new shell company and how big brained he was for creating one. Just like his sex tape, his divorce, his tiny little dick, he did it to himself.

I'll make it simple for you @theralph
Step one: don't form a shell company. Step two: if you form a shell company don't tell everyone you formed a shell company.

Edit: According to @Sammich it's been out for over six years so Ralph just wants someone to go virtually honorkill Ade for him now so he can feel strong and important. Notice he never does the dirty work himself, typical womanly behavior.
 
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High Tea

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Did that last semester have required courses for gen ed or his major? If so, he dropped out. No ifs, ands, or buts.
No idea. He merely stated he didn't think he should have to pay. I don't know how you make it all the way until the last semester and think you aren't getting a bill.
Alright dig a little digging and I came across this.
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Looks like he went to USCU which sounds familiar to what he has said in the past. Funny part is the skills section.
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Does he even have one of them? Should have said compels loyalty in staff. That might be it
 

Sammich

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They got his social because he sat there like a dumbass last night telling everyone about his new shell company and how big brained he was for creating one.

Step one: don't form a shell company. Step two: if you form a shell company don't tell everyone you formed a shell company.
They got his social because of the baph post 6 years ago, it's been out there for a long time.

 

CDWLTY

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Sometimes people tell me I "hate fat people too much." "It's unfair, they can't control it! You shouldn't hold it against them!" they say.

No. Obesity is just one visible way of gauging someone's inner strength, discipline, and priorities. I don't get along with crackheads, narco junkies, or alcoholics, why would I want to deal with food addicts?

Thanks to ralph, for adding another sterling example of his kind to reaffirm my belief system. Holy shit. I'm not even jacked into this thing, and I have people talking about his consistently dumb fucking actions.

And as always, Dick is doing his weird selective logic thing again. (Remember, he is a person who lived in LA and made his living pitching TV and doing improv, so he's not anything to look to for knowledge.)