Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort - Host of the aborted #Killstream, mixes liquor and xanax, imported an 18 year old meth head to live with him

MeltyTW

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The felony, no college degree, and insane gap in work history means it would be impossible for Ralph to get any job making over minimum wage. Could you imagine how Ralph would handle an interview for any worthwhile job. Despite how few people watch the killstream, it's actually still his most viable way of making money, which is sad and hilarious all at once.
he makes less than the lowest minimum wage now though 🤣
 

PhoBingas

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You don't actually believe that do you? That pedophile and liar Corey Barnhill somehow managed to find and talk to a high school bully of Ralph's?
I see a known liar and pedophile making up a fake facebook account with pics of some thot he stole from her laptop and nest cameras to masquerade as a woman to get info from a highschool bully in between his confidential informant job and forcing people to masturbate to child porn at gunpoint.
 

anomiee

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What assets could we be talking about? He has a tiny chunk of cash, but assets acquired before marriage are his separate property, and they’re not going to award spousal support unless the marriage lasts for a long time.

One possibility, as someone said a few pages back, is that it might allow Ralph to minimize his income for purposes of getting Faith qualified for public assistance. This is fairly common, as I understand.

But realistically, this is probably just Ralph attempting to put on his big boy pants. He sees everyone else in the business has an LLC, so he wants one too. I doubt he has any particular need for it.
He's way too incompetent to pull off any of the LLC theories people have posited. However, it's entirely possible that he has some scheme for it, but there's no way it will work out in his favour.
 

MeltyTW

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I see a known liar and pedophile making up a fake facebook account with pics of some thot he stole from her laptop and nest cameras to masquerade as a woman to get info from a highschool bully in between his confidential informant job and forcing people to masturbate to child porn at gunpoint.
it would just be a matter of going through his highschool class asking people about bullies

He's way too incompetent to pull off any of the LLC theories people have posited. However, it's entirely possible that he has some scheme for it, but there's no way it will work out in his favour.
irs arc incoming? gunt copone!
 

BOLDYSPICY!

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I was trying to respond when the database server exploded, so excuse any lateness.

How exactly are you tying this to Ethan?
He mentioned using a variant on the name "Peaceful Sunset" (which is something of a Killstream meme) on stream and stated that he incorporated in Wyoming, so I just queried the Wyoming LLC filings and located this one, "Peaceful Sunset Productions". He used a middleman out of California during incorporation to keep his name entirely off of it but can't keep his mouth shut so it was easy to find regardless.
Confirming that Ralph did indeed namedrop his new LLC on stream last night, which I posted in my reeeeeecap.

Nooooooo. I was dunking on the article on Twitter. I didn’t write that shit. 😅

Oh, my mistake, I must have misheard---wait, Sophia? What are you doing in this thread? Are you here to have fun with us? :story:
Cut her some slack she's watching the killstream for us. She was probably half asleep and contemplating if hanging a painting using your face to bash the nails in is a more enjoyable experience than watching the killstream.
The only thing I want to hang is myself after listening to this shit for so long.

Admittedly, I was kind of half-listening at that point, so I probably just misheard. In my defense it's also hard to discern important details through the Ralph mushmouth filter.

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Ralph wasn't even able to beat a single boss in Cuphead, the guy honestly can't play games for shit

(his only trophy was for 20 parries)
One of the strangest things about GamerGate is that neither of the parties involved in it seemed to actually enjoy video games. Dean Takahashi and Ralph have one thing in common, and that's that playing Cuphead is absolute torture to them.
I know it's autistic, but it kinda irks me that Ralph cites GaemrGamerGate as his claim to fame when he doesn't even play/is terrible at games.

Someone please tell me if he actually starts playing that. That game is hard as fuck as is and I would love to screw with his dumb ass. He wants to be an FGC toughguy in addition to the eternal oldfag doesn’t he?
Isaac was the one who brought up Tekken 7 & buying it for Gator was his idea, I guess because he wanted a buddy to play fighting games with. (Which I'll admit made me go "awwww" aloud when I heard it.)

I haven't played Tekken since either 4 or 5, so I'll just take your word on its difficulty.

I really like how he named his llc after a killstream meme and then mentioned it on stream. Nigga just keep your mouth shut for once lmao
My favorite part was when he said something like "I was gonna call it 'TRR Productions' or something but that sounded gay." & "Peaceful Sunset Productions" isn't? Nigga, come on.

So, wasn’t there the theory that Ralph was vaping cannabis? “Losing” that when he doesn’t really go anywhere and starting the LLC makes me wonder if there are some legal shenanigans going on. That’s going to be more evidence I use to prove my schizo theory at last.
I think he's just vaping tobacco, because he mentioned nicotine cravings.

Also you've seen the trashheap he lives in, misplacing something small like a vape pen in all that clutter isn't unreasonable.

https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/TheRalphRetort Ralph's updated ED article. Front page.

Edit: Deleting more proof Ethan?
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Here’s the rest of the DM dump:

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I don't know what it is about Ralph scrambling for proof after initiating this conversation in the first place that cracks my shit up so much. You make all these big claims, insult the person you're reaching out to, & then think he'll be placated by "I swear to God on everything it's true." It's peak Ralph.

Jarbo the hutts diss track on ralph

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Actual archive.
In the words of JLP, das uhmayzin. I thought I recognized Drumr's voice clips in there.
Kind of funny that all of Ralph's former fans are becoming detractors after Ralph shit all over them.

"At least I get paid minimum wage for people on the Internet to throw peanuts at me like some sort of hunchback sideshow freak."

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I really want Ade to crucify him for this shit alone, honestly.

Absolutely nothing he wrote paints him in a good light. Not a single word, especially the note at the end totally not encouraging people to call her work. This attitude he has of "my enemies go low, I'll go lower" is one of the more retarded things about him. You are hurting yourself more than her. Everyone already knows she's crazy.

He bashes her, talks about how crazy she is and how she just chases e-frame... and then posts a screenshot of him telling her he wants to fuck her. Jesus Christ, Ralph. How do you not see that that makes you look like a pathetic, horny teenager. No wonder you hooked up with Faith. Peas in a pod man, peas in a pod.
Absolutely. I read the entire "exposé" & all it does is make Ralph look like an unhinged lunatic. This is the kind of missive a creepy stalker writes. Anybody who reads this, including Ade's boss, is going to see a poor woman being attacked by a belligerent drunk & feel nothing but pity for her.

Also I'm gonna be, uh, "helping" @Sam Losco with his stream tomorrow night (read: babbling incoherently on a call), so I don't know if I'll have a proper recap for Thursday. I'll have one for tonight, though. I might take Friday off, I'm not sure yet.

I'm sure I'll lose interest eventually, but I'm having fun right now. I hope all my Kiwi frens are having fun, too. ❤
 
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not william stenchever

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He's way too incompetent to pull off any of the LLC theories people have posited. However, it's entirely possible that he has some scheme for it, but there's no way it will work out in his favour.
Further back in the thread people did some digging and found it was made for Ralph by a guy who sells his services in creating and maintaining shell company LLCs for people.
 

Mundane Ralph

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Gunt has been doing a very good job at keeping a lot of this information away from his last few fans. Everyone that shits on him on Twitter is basically blocked and the same goes for Dlive. He's also only been selectively taking callers on his show. I've been trying to get on for a minute now and it's just not happening. Someone needs to do a video recap of all this like Jim (not him) but someone funny that doesn't come across like a sperg that his loyal base would listen to.
WildSmile has one in the works. Can't remember exactly when he said it'd be ready. This weekend or sometime next week I think.
 

gran_autismo

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Further back in the thread people did some digging and found it was made for Ralph by a guy who sells his services in creating and maintaining shell company LLCs for people.
Yep, I'll look more into some of the other active companies, it's probably someone Dax uses since Ralph can't do a goddamn thing on his own. Could be a friend of Rackets though, I could see him being friends with some weird water grifter.
 

Captain Manning

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Dame,

An SSN is that thing your fellow taco niggers have to steal when they illegally immigrate to the US.

Also...

Every fucking time with the lolbertarian shit. I know he's trying to fuck with people in the course of ignoring Ralph's bad behavior, but it's not funny if he actually spouts this crap all the time anyways.

"Let me tell you youngsters about how you can cash in your birth certificate and sail the roadways without registering you vessel. Ralph? Yeah he can come along too."
 
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Gustav Schuchardt

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Leonard Helplessness

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I'm not from the US so the significance of a leaked SSN never really occurred to me. Basically it means anyone with it can open bank accounts/credit cards in your name. So it means your credit rating is fucked and you're vulnerable to identity theft. And SSNs are very hard to change.

https://www.popsci.com/social-security-number-equifax-leak/
https://archive.vn/wip/oUat4
A fuckton of places use your SSN to verify your identity, which can be a massive risk. I remember when one internet security blogger got targeted by angry hackers who called his utility providers to get his power shut off.