Notorious Bum Driller
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Jesus, he sounds exactly like StrikerWolf when he talks. That slow dawdle like he's struggling to get every word out.
At this point it just seems like something that he uses to keep his name relevant to anything. It's what was said earlier. This is all he has now and he's determined to keep running it into the ground.The biggest question here is asking why a GG supporter, one who advocates for "ethical journalism" writes tabloid-tier hitpieces. Isn't this what GG is fighting, or is okay when their side does it.
I think he's the Pro-GG "no bad tactics" guy. They're all set piece archetypes, and you see ideological doppelgangers on both sides.The biggest question here is asking why a GG supporter, one who advocates for "ethical journalism" writes tabloid-tier hitpieces. Isn't this what GG is fighting, or is okay when their side does it.
For a person like him, it may as well be that he writes this stuff because GG could of gotten him fame and/or followers, kinda like with Milo. The cries of ethical journalism from this guy, how legit they may or may not have been, would be nothing compared to trying to get fame.The biggest question here is asking why a GG supporter, one who advocates for "ethical journalism" writes tabloid-tier hitpieces. Isn't this what GG is fighting, or is okay when their side does it.
In that case, he may as well be Movie Bob with a dash of Wu on the Pro-GG side.I think he's the Pro-GG "no bad tactics" guy. They're all set piece archetypes, and you see ideological doppelgangers on both sides.
There was a crappy Milo Yiannopoulos thread that had been made recently where even the OP made me cringe so much at it. I know it was supposed to be a bait thread but Milo's just a trickier one to make a thread on because there have been many here who have been saying that he's a troll and that he says a lot of the shit he says to get other spergs riled up at him. He's not as much of a lolcow as this Ralph Retort loser is, so that got me thinking about giving this clown his own thread because I don't give a flying fuck about Gamergate at all, just the craziness exhibited by different sides of it and how it's triggered anti GG minded folks like the RationalWiki spergs to constantly talk about this bullshit. It's the same way I feel about Thunderf00t and all the a-logs that he's managed to trigger and troll into chimping out so much and a lot of which I have also made threads on. I don't have the most in depth knowledge of the subject or whatever drama he got into 8 years ago, all I know and care about is that it brings out the very worst in some unhinged people here on the Internet and lots of sperging to behold.
Gamergate is no different and this Ralph Retort character has been one of those individuals I've been hearing about the most from this boogaloo. He's so spergy that he's already gotten threads over at /cow/ and his own ED page, which cover a lot of the basics of all the retarded shit he's done, so I think it's about time he gets his own Kiwi Farms thread too. I've also seen him make retarded comments such as this in another one of my threads that I update from time to time.
Kevin Logan thread where I posted this screenshot. I already knew even then that something weird was up with this guy and I wanted to do more searching for other embarrassing shit like this that he's pulled before.
From reading the /cow/ and ED pages, he flipped his shit in this really long video that I'm not going to watch, but I'm sure a lot of you have kept up with and can pinpoint just how bad the sperging is in this thing.
This picture of him just confirms how much of a fatass neckbeard he is:
This is another livestream thing where he's apparently drunk right off his ass ranting about Hotwheels from 8chan. I'm listening to it right now for the first time and oh my God, I can't stand him or his hick accent. I can't believe this guy got any traction in the first place along with so many of these other GG and anti-GG attention whores.
Here's Ralphie Boy having a cringeworthy moment on Twitter and sperging about who knows what. A Homer esque rant about GG, feminism, MRA bullshit? I don't even know and it's my first time seeing what kinds of garbage this guy likes to vomit out.
You can find more of his odd ranting and chimp outs on his Twitter page. Here's some more odd shit I was able to find in that thing.
I'm sure this guy's friends with this MundaneMatt guy but he's still cringeworthy and spergy with these kinds of tweets:
What a pompous ass:
Some random shit but he seems really sensitive and prone to getting mad over nothing:
Some other interesting bits taken from his ED page:
My name is Ethan. I recently graduated from USC Upstate with a degree in political science. I live here in the Upstate now, but am originally from Memphis, Tennessee. My life there is what brought my opposition to the War on Drugs into sharp focus: seeing firsthand the perils associated with procuring “illegal” substances, the violence often needed to control the places of purchase, all the while witnessing the devastation caused to large swaths across my age cohort because of an illogical, ineffective, and insane approach to drug control policy here in the United States. Often that policy and the laws associated with it are enforced unevenly, and harsher, longer and more restrictive punishments being meted out to people of color. This is an additional outrage which also helps spurn me into action and activism.
I support the reformation of marijuana laws along with an entire rethinking of our approach towards all substances and the way we treat the people who use them.
Basically the ED page goes into the drama he got into with /baph/ and what happened there with his dox getting out there and how butthurt he got from that.
I even see a dick pic on that page that EDiot CobaltCat uploaded. Seems like another thing that you can trigger him with:
Lastly there's some more stuff on his /cow/ thread that I wanted to post here as well that covers some of the other shit he's done.
Ralph is a cunt, he hangs out with his doxers employs them as his writers, ignores their doxing of others and their other insane shit. Also he claims not to be a journalist that he runs a "tabloid blog", yet uses that journalistic language to describe everything about his "blog" and recently got a press pass to some Trump rally. So are you a journalist or a blogger ralph? It seems when he is criticised he is a blogger, when he isn't he's a journalist.I'm ashamed it took me this long to find this thread!
Even among GG supporters, Ralph has a reputation as a giant, flaming asshole. He's been tolerated in the past for helping to signal-boost things, and the incident where Brianna sperged out trying to have him thrown out of a con was fucking glorious, but by and large, the guy's been a gigantic ego-driven faggot, for whom every time he does something right, he does something fucked-up or insane. His quarrel with Bro Team Pill was especially insane and worth checking out.
For the unintiated: Ralph got mocked by his repeated failures by Brote, and got so angry that Ralph threatened to sue him. Nobody, including Bro Team Pill, had any idea what the fuck that was about. Suffice to say Brote's response (and that of his follower-base) was to mock Ralph and ultimately, trigger him. He then went on to block them and then tweet at them from behind his YOU ARE BLOCKED defenses. Suffice to say Brote mocked him even harder and the butthurt flowed like wine at a Bacchanalian revel:
Suffice to say, Ralph was even more pissed, and tried to get revenge on him by doxing Brote. This failed, and he ultimately sent emails to some random idiot's dad. Ultimate irony, of course, is that the people Ralph called upon to help him dox Brote was none other than King of Pol and friends, who had gotten called out by Ralph in the past when they pretended to be SJWs and doxed GGers. In doing this, any and all goodwill he had built up through the actually good work he had done previously was thrown under the bus, and he's fucking reviled by the GG supporter-base as a whole now, with good reason.
He's an absolute nutbar.