Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort - Host of the aborted #Killstream, mixes liquor and xanax
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verissimus
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FFS from M&M peanut butter banana sandwich to Pokemon teenage grooming bestiality...thanks a lot Ralph and Josh.
He forgives and forgets, truly he is a son of David
4D chess. Going on ralphs stream and talking about the same thing that got him shoa'd from youtube. Forgiveness, or SECRET VENGEANCE?
my secret weapon in life is having memory so poor I can never remember any reason to be mad at people
Lord Akira
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Did the Gunt offer any southern treats for you coming onto his show to shill DickLive, and are you still going to bully him when he appears every 20 pages or so?
Ralph is a lardbutt with a tubby gunt. Our mighty erverlord is a feeder. The draw to go on the Killstream? If we use Occam's Razor there really is only one reason the Null wants to interact with Ethan. (I am just playing Josh you know I love you.)
Damn, I'd would love to see what one of his concoctions would be on Memphis B.B.Q. night.
shioq
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Deep-Fried Skittles and Braised BBQ Gummy Worms
A burger with a ridiculous fuck you big patty, a half a rack of ribs, and a large order of McDonald's fires.
Marche
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People as fat as Ralph and Boogie should not post food pictures.
Xyllon
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Ralph & Boogie vs Amberlynn & Chantal - who would win?
Boogie is a huge pussy so he would cry in the corner. Ralph's sperging would whip Amberlynn into submission but Chantal's bitchiness might edge him out.
Smarty Pants
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He protected pedophile Corey Barnhill when he was collaborating with Vordrak to get you banned from StreamMe. The only reason he's pretending to like you is because you get more viewers on your live streams than him.
I also suspect that in the back of his mind he hopes that you will protect him from people making fun of his gunt on this website. There really isn't a need for that anymore. I barely give a fuck about Ralph anymore and check this thread out of habit. It's barely moved in the past week or two.
@theralph you won. You bored the trolls into submission.
Hell, even the cyclical doesn't really talk about him that much.
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zyclonPD
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Well not necessarily.
What Null has said hasn't been too far off from anything we all have said. By extension you could infer that he declared Kiwifarms right about him for months.
For some one that browses the internet heavily and cares about their image, it must be difficult for a group of people to dig up every shred of evidence you don't want seen. Although it is easier to just not do the exceptional shit.
Ralph is a rare specimen. Normally the "lolcows in thread" seems to happen with only the most autistic outliers and degenerates on this site. It's telling that Ralph even has an account here and is in the same realm of people like Pad Gardener.
Honestly the best thing that @theralph can do is ask @Null to ban his account so he can't use it and avoid ever coming to his own thread again. It seems that no good usually comes from a lolcow coming to their own thread and even less good from them posting in it.
Null's got props from me if he can resist fucking over this slimeball for teaming up with Corey Barnhill to get him deplatformed, and all of the shit-talking and muckraking he's done since against both him and the Farms.
He's also an intelligent guy so I don't think he's going to just go on and be passive, which will lead to some hilarious sperging on Ralph's part.
He's also an intelligent guy so I don't think he's going to just go on and be passive, which will lead to some hilarious sperging on Ralph's part.
Smarty Pants
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Yeah, he's sucking Josh's dick because he's a leech and Josh has more clout than he does. He knew all along that Zoom was a weirdo that was fucking with Josh for no good reason and he didn't care because he was scared of him and got a lot of content from his messing with Tonka.
When he thought Zoom was on his side he didn't mind calling Null an incel that fled to the third world because he's a pussy (all of those are Godspeed talking points) in this very thread.
I don't think that Null is invested in this shit and I don't think he's dumb enough to think Ethan is in any way his friend so whatever. Unlike some people I don't think he's got anything to lose by associating with Ralph. Everyone who reads this thread is aware that Ralph is an untrustworthy snake. All of his public self-reflection is a PR move. He wanted Null "on his side" ever since Corey decided to make fun of him. He didn't give two shiny shits about him before that.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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Exactly. I recall that the lineup for Ralph's comeback show was originally Dick, Nick and Josh. Josh got booted thanks to zoom's antics, but stream.me shut down shortly after and Ralph piggybacked onto meme's channel. So, you think Josh would be invited back on but nope, not gonna happen. A superchat asked if he would be on and the response was a tepid "he can come on if he wants lol". Bullshit. He didn't want to apologize for being dismissive of Josh's warnings and for sperging out hard in this thread. He didn't want to do that on his return to youtube and risk looking weak. How can a gunt be so vain?
verissimus
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...dafuq. So you're like Andy then (well minus Tonka who I'd imagine he'll hate forever)?
Kamikaze
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Ralph's brain can't foresee logical conclusions like this. He's a convict looking for protection on an instinctual level. Zoom didn't work out, so the amoeba tries the next nearest source - @Null .
If you asked him about Kiwi-posters directly, he would at best avoid answering it, and at worse go into a Dark-Syde-Philesque rant about all the "detractors" here.